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You Know What Grinds My Fucking Gears???!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 8, 2015


This is your Captain speaking….welcome aboard fuckers!

I’m pissed, not it’s not about the latest police gone wild story on the news or about the latest nutjob running for president. It’s about how I’m sick and fucking tired of being told what I should find attractive in the opposite sex.

First we had that chick who was down with the down calling herself a fashion model and proclaimed to be changing the face of beauty.

down with downs

Next it was all the publicity about Hillary Clinton’s stunt double, Caitlyn Jenner, and how she’s soooooooo beautiful and soooooooo brave.

caitlyn_jenner

And if that wasn’t fuck all enough, now we have some broad weighing in at 260+lbs calling herself a super model and proclaiming that “black men love me”. 

moby dick

That is not fucking “beauty”, I’ve NEVER been drunk enough to consider any of the above three beautiful and that says a lot because I’ve spent a lot of time fucked up, so I’ve done my research there!!!!

I could careless what they do, knock yourself out ladies, but don’t expect me and other regular guys like me to consider you fap material.  Don’t expect to find your name on a top 10 list of broads every guy wants to bang.

And spoiler alert for the fattie, it’s not black men that love you, it’s poor fucks who literally don’t have any other choice.

I’ll decide and other men like me will decide what is fap worthy, not FaceFuckBook feeds or femtards or Oprah’s book club. 

I need a drink, I’ll talk to you fuckers later.

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4 Responses to “You Know What Grinds My Fucking Gears???!!!”

  1. Is it just me, or does it seem that the Feminutzies and (especially) the Leftist media always are ‘celebrating’ the newest extreme of deviant/psychotic/weak-willed behavior and then call it ‘strong’ or ‘courageous’? As if it is somehow “normal”? (BUT only as long as those behaviors are NOT ‘positive behaviors’ for men, of course!)
    Crap like this reminds me of the history of the last, dark days of the Roman Empire. It makes me glad that I never married nor fathered children.
    What will be ‘celebrated’ as “normal” next — incest, necrophilia, pedophilia, or beastiality? It’s only a matter of time…

    • You’re exactly right! Then they turn around and try to shame or belittle anyone who doesn’t accept their bullshit.

      I’ve thought the same thing too and I have to imagine there were guys back then ringing the warning bells but nobody listened and probably literally ran them out of town.

  2. Kyle said

    Being a transgendered person in modern times is not brave, as it gets you loads of positive press from the media elites. In the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, being a transgendered person took some real bravery, but not today.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Excellent point, brave would have been doing this just as his picture hit the Wheaties box back in the day. Funny how his sex change goes along with a new tv show (money).

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