This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!!!
A lot of this won’t apply to readers of this blog, but chances are you know some fuckers out there who are bitching about how they’re getting fucked by the rich, blah, blah, blah.
Back during the whole Occupy Wall Street bullshit, Adam Carolla released a rant about everyone is all pissed off the rich and he wondered how we got here.
Well, here we are, everyone is still pissed at the rich. I get that I’m probably in the last generation who grew up in a world where everyone didn’t get trophy just for fucking showing up, but come the fuck on people.
Rich people don’t do the same dumb shit everyone else does. I’m not a Hillary fan but she didn’t get knocked up in high school by the guy working the ticket booth at the local movie theater. Hell she picked a guy who went on to be president, some of you broads can’t even pick a guy who can keep a needle out of his arm yet you think shit isn’t fair?
Yes, rich kids have an advantage early but their advantage doesn’t automatically mean everyone else is shut out. You could have learned code at your local community college and gone on to build the next Uber or Twitter, but you didn’t, you knocked up your high school sweetheart instead. Is that the fault of the 1%?
The average lazy fuck American reads one book a year, the average CEO reads four to five a month (according to Google which never lies). I can hear people now talking about how they don’t have time to read that many books, they’re busy with the kids they didn’t plan for. They have to take their kids to play sports…….all the sports, because even though little Johnny is the runt of his class he looks so cute in his football uniform, wonder why the coach never puts him in? Oh well, there’s always soccer even though little Johnny has asthma, we don’t give a shit because we’re the parents who live through our kids!!
Some of you might ask how shows like Shark Tank and The Profit are popular if we hate the rich? It does seemed fucked up at first, doesn’t it? That’s because America has gone from a nation of people who get shit done to a nation of armchair quarterbacks and backseat drivers. People love to watch those shows and say, “Hey I had that idea!”. They like to think they are just like those people on TV, they too could come up with that million dollar idea, they might even have some hair-brain idea, hell maybe even a good idea but will they ever get off their ass to do anything with that idea? Hell no!
People like to watch those shows and act like they’re one of the sharks, they probably criticize some of the sharks when an idea they like gets shot down. It’s a combination of the iceberg effect and the lotto mentality people have. They see the person on tv with their idea but they don’t see all the shit that guy went through to get there, they don’t see the failed attempts, the strained relationships, and all the just plain hard fucking work!!! They just see the person cashing in and remark about how “lucky” that person is and how they could do that too if only they weren’t so busy.
SPOILER ALERT: The rich aren’t out to fuck the little guy, the little guy is busy fucking himself and is doing a better job than the rich ever could.
You’re now free to stop fucking yourself.