Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 15, 2016
What up fuckers! This is your Captain speaking!
Quick one here as we get ready for another week of kicking ass and drinking beers.
Stay focused on YOUR shit. I know that’s hard to do. You go to work and the rest of the sheepfuckers at your company are just trying to make it one more year so they can get that extra week of vacation.
You can’t confide in these fucks. Trust me, it’ll do more harm than good, especially if they see you making progress. If they see you as that crab in the bucket trying to make a leap for the rim, they’ll latch on to you and pull your ass back down to their level so fast it’ll make your nuts ache.
Just keep doing your shit under the cover of darkness and when the day comes just leave with a huge smile on your face and whisky on your breathe. In the meantime, keep on fuckin!!!
You’re now free to ditch the 9-5.