Capt. No-Marriage
The Political PirateWelcome to the Real World…Pussy
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 18, 2016
This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!!!
Holy fucking shit!!! I was fully expecting to be under the reign of Queen Hillary come next year. Don’t get me wrong, the nanny state will still no doubt get bigger, it’s just what governments do. We’re fucked in that respect.
But damn, look how the SJWs, feminists and pretty much everyone the left has just lost their fucking minds. I mean the poor little things, they’ve never had to deal with loss before. What happened to the participation trophy?
Now I see stories about white people wearing safety pins to designate themselves as safe people to talk to or some bullshit. Why? Well……….you might want to sit down for this…….there are bad people out there. Yeah, who the fuck knew. Apparently they were all sitting on their hands until the election, they were sitting at home canning vegetables for the long winter ahead. Until Trump won, then suddenly they all came out of the woodwork and are now threatening anyone who isn’t a straight white male.
This is seriously some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Am I saying there aren’t racists and shit out there, of course not. I’m saying they’ve been there all along but Generation Snowflake thought all their FaceBook likes and boycotts were actually doing something. I mean fuck, why actually do something when you can change your profile picture?
Welcome to our world snowflake, where the system is fucked and so are you. How much of a fucking pussy to you have to be to actually be depending on a certain candidate to get elected. Ok, if you work in DC, different story. But you know what the fuck I’m saying, all these fucks on social media talking about how fucking scared they are now. How dark times are coming. Bunch of fucking twats!
I didn’t vote for Trump, ever since the Libertarians said they want to legalize hookers and blow, I was in! Now, have I cried or rioted the past several elections when my guy NEVER wins………no, I voted, I drank……sometimes not in that order………and I went about my fucking life because I am the one who determines my fate, not some old fucks in Washington.
Grow up snowflakes, this is the real fucking world where there are winners and losers and you fucks are losing.
You’re now free shove a safety pin up someone’s ass.
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Andy said
They’re just acting like petulant children for not getting that $12 toy at Wal-mart. These libtards are just like the laziest, repulsive and most unproductive employees at a company. They don’t do, and have never done shit, yet they still have a job. They never take responsibility for their actions, and criticize and blame others for their faults. They ride the coattails of the top performers’ success. When someone actually comes to work and, (gasp) works, they get mad because they’re being shown up. When these useless fucks don’t meet deadlines or accomplish jack shit, which is all the time, they verbally attack others for not doing THEIR work. Meanwhile, the only thing moronic management does is hand out participation trophies by rewarding these weak links with blanket statements like “You’re all doing great” and “You’ve been doing so well lately, we’re going to reward EVERYBODY with a pizza party!” See where I’m going with this? Then, when people who actually do shit and are worth a damn leave the place because they won’t put up with that leftist, socialist atmosphere, these SJW pussies become furious and lose their minds. These goddamn fuckers have never worked for shit, and the shock of the conscience is that they’ll now have to go out and earn things.
Capt. No-Marriage said
Dead on brother! That’s why these idiots block highways where other people are trying to get to WORK!!!! They just don’t fucking get it.