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What Exactly Do You Want?!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 24, 2016


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This is your Captain speaking………welcome aboard fuckers!!!

Have you ever wanted something like a car, different house or apartment and you weren’t really sure you could swing it until you sat down and did the math?  Maybe you even realized you didn’t need the new vehicle or the numbers really made you think about what you really want?  Maybe you really looked at how the location your new apartment would affect your daily life and not just the two days you have off on the weekend?

Well fuckers, when it comes to marriage, girlfriends, and women in general, we need to do the math and look at what we really want or need.

It’s already been discussed here and many other places about how expensive it is to have a wife or girlfriend.  So let’s dive into the other area of what it is we really want.

Sex, that’s pretty much the alpha and the omega of why any guy talks to a woman.  But as Tom Leykis has pointed out sex is a biological need, an urge just like taking a shit or a piss.  He warns us not to fall in love with the urinal, no matter how bad we have to piss.  Excellent advice.

Most guys pay too high a price for pussy, either with their money or their time or both.  Truth is, we just want to bust a nut then go about our day.  That’s what you really want. So why not just do that?  Yes, I know you can’t do that and keep the same easy piece of ass there day in and day out.  First off, talk to any married guy, just because he has ass there at his house 24/7 doesn’t mean he gets it, hell chances are he doesn’t even want it.  Having sex with the same woman over and over is like watching the same movie over and over except that each time you watch it, it gets worse.

Also, while it’s true you will need a bullpen of greater than one to be able to bang a chick and then haul ass, the actual number isn’t as high as you think.  You won’t have to live in the Playboy Mansion to pull it off.  Women love assholes, so when you bang a chick then get up and put your clothes on because (insert bullshit excuse), she MIGHT be pissed for a week or two.  While she’s pissed off, you’ll be banging another broad, and so on.

What’s more likely to happen is your lack on neediness will make her come on even stronger and you’ll just have to go dark here and there when a chick starts getting too needy.  Don’t worry, she’ll be more than ready when you send her the booty call text.

What I’m saying is think about the kind of life you want.  Maybe you are the guy who likes female company for shit other than fucking.  Fine, still keep it to that event and don’t let her worm her way into your daily life.  Chances are whatever deal you’re going too, it will have chicks there, so even for you “female company” guys, taking a chick you know someplace is still a bad idea, it’s the old bringing sand to the beach.  You want to be available for new opportunities.

You’re now free to move about your life.

2 Responses to “What Exactly Do You Want?!”

  1. Andy said

    Interesting point, Captain. When you think about it, this actually works. Because even if you have a fuck buddy who “polishes your helmet” and “cleans your pipes” on a regular basis, that booty call isn’t always going to be available to you every time you’re horny. Your schedules won’t be identical and she might be walking funny for a week or two after the latest five-round pummeling you gave her last night. Furthermore, your arrangement/relationship could end at any moment. The more seeds you plant, the more plants you’ll have available to screw when they are grown, if you get my drift. You’re now free to go to a saloon, play piano and rip a loud fart.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      You summed it up perfectly, love the planting comparison. I’ve had fuck buddies contact me years later.

      Now it’s time to find good old fashion saloon!!!!!

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