Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

About your Captain

This is your Captain speaking………..

Well hell, this blog is about marriage. Right now I’m in in the half that has not gotten divorced, however I am working toward joining the other half who have managed to escape this legal shithole known as “marriage”.

So the next time you want to think the glass is half full and that half of the marriages succeed, think about guys like me who hate life and are just waiting until that day when sweet freedom will come sweeping through our lives once again.

You can be sure of this, there will NEVER be a second marriage. An intelligent person only has to stick their hand into a flame to realize that you get burned. The retards and social robots keep trying and most keep getting burned.

You are now free to move about my blog.

33 Responses to “About your Captain”

  1. winyourex said

    Dear El Capitan…

    Like your posts. Short and too the point. Although a bit harsh at times, there IS some truth that you speak. Carry on dear captian, carry on..

  2. Zero Tolerance Man said

    Fantastic Blog. I am proud to be linked to your site!

    ZTM

  3. curiepoint said

    Captain,

    I don’t know if you go to the niceguy.com forums or not, but a little while ago we were creating demotivational posters. I think I came up with a few that were funny and perhaps useful to you on your site. let me know, and I’ll send the jpgs to you.

  4. curiepoint said

    Cool. I hope you like the forum.

    BTW, I go by the name of PowerChord over there.

  5. Divorced Again said

    Dear Captain No-Marriage
    I was one to always believe that there was someone for everyone and to be happy you have to find that someone. Well after two failed marriages and thousands of dollars in divorces, I’m now in my late 30’s and single again. I was depressed and scared to be alone until I read your blog, although they maybe alittle harsh at times You have opened my eyes to alot of things I should of realized back in my earily 20’s. Thanks for a new outlook on things and keep the teachings coming.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Well Divorced,

      I used to believe the same thing, I thought something was wrong with ME! But no my brother, you are not alone. Living alone and being lonely are two completely different things. Living alone allows you to live with the one person who does things exactly the way you like them……YOU. Being in your 30s you are just hitting your prime, things only get better for a man.

      Remember this……..men age like wine, women age like milk.

      • sw said

        Men age like wine, women age like milk. Couldn’t understand it. 😦 Can you explain it?

      • gabe said

        How the fuck can that guy not understand it? Milk goes bad with age wine gets better. DUMBASS. Oh and you’re not overly harsh at all its good that you know how to make a fucking point. You have to appreciate people who don’t care for all this pussy ass beating around the bush shit.

  6. J MIkes said

    What do you think about marriage to women from Russia, Ukraine or South America?

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      I think they’re great to date however the danger with marrying them is that they become Americanized. All it takes is for them to get a few of your typical AW as friends and they start whispering in her ear. Or when you guys have a little argument, they convince her how “bad” she’s been treated. However if for some strange reason you just HAD to get married despite being warned against it……… a foreign woman would be your best bet, just make sure you have a prenup.

  7. Andy said

    Ahoy, Captain!

    Today I stumbled upon your site for the very first time. I must say I’m quite impressed as well as amused! I’ve never been a fan of marriage and have come across other legitimate articles and websites denouncing the institution of marriage. Not only have I heard true horror stories about getting married and the ‘D’ word but I’ve seen them happen to some of my friends. It’s scary but has inspired me to remain single [knock on wood] and learn to not take the dreaded path towards “game over”.

    Thank you for this blog. I look forward to visiting here often!

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Thanks for stopping by man. It takes a wise man to learn from the mistakes of others, I’m glad you’ve been able to maintain your freedom.

  8. Johnny Mikes said

    I don’t have to be rich to be free….but I do have to be single

  9. J MIkes said

    “The Destruction of a Good Thing”

    It truly is a shame that as a result of all of the wealth and blessings we have here in the USA, that the women in this country have absolutely destroyed the institution of marriage. There really isn’t anything wrong with marriage, it’s the simple fact that women in this country have become so incredibly evil, spoiled and selfish, they absolutely have not only destroyed what marriage is supposed to be in the eyes of the Lord. They have destroyed the lives of their husbands and their children as well. After all, you don’t see men going in for abortions do you? The Nazis only murdered 6,000 innocent people. American women have wiped out over 50,000,000 unborn children since Roe vs Wade….Now that’s some kind of selfish if you ask me.

    I have counted 12, yes 12 friends who were married and are now divorced and ALL of them ended up divorced as the result of their ex-wives. These women either cheated or simply abandoned their families because their lives just wasn’t good enough. UNBELIEVABLE!!! Not a single one of these guys caused their divorces and I asked them all some hard questions. In no way were these guys perfect but they are good guys and all in all, good providers, husbands and fathers.

    I also am divorced and my ex-psycho was not only selfish, but lazy, violent and verbally abusive. If ANYONE in this world has the right to say NEVER AGAIN, it’s me. Even after all of that, I still believe in the institution of marriage but I will NEVER, EVER, consider marrying or even dating an American woman. It simply isn’t worth it. If I do get married or consider it in the future, I’m going overseas, specifically to the Ukraine. I have friends who are, like me, divorced from American women and have gone their and are very happy with their Russian/ Ukranian and Colombian wives. Women from other countries, especially Slavic nations have a much different perspective on life, family and marriage. They would do anything to have a good man to be married to. Something American women don’t seem to understand. That’s fine withe me. They can all grow old and alone as far as I’m concerned.

    Just wanted to share my perspective.

    Johnny

  10. Huntlee said

    I also am divorced and my ex-psycho was not only selfish, but lazy, violent and verbally abusive. If ANYONE in this world has the right to say NEVER AGAIN, it’s me. Even after all of that, I still believe in the institution of marriage but I will NEVER, EVER, consider marrying or even dating an American woman. It simply isn’t worth it. If I do get married or consider it in the future, I’m going overseas, specifically to the Ukraine. I have friends who are, like me, divorced from American women and have gone their and are very happy with their Russian/ Ukranian and Colombian wives. Women from other countries, especially Slavic nations have a much different perspective on life, family and marriage. They would do anything to have a good man to be married to. Something American women don’t seem to understand. That’s fine withe me. They can all grow old and alone as far as I’m concerned.
    +1

  11. lookingforsomethingtofind said

    Fantastic blog. I’ve always been one of those guys, who say they never want to be married (mid twenties now) and people always say you never know. The thing is, being around people, and having some friends a few years my senior, and seeing my parents friends, I have never seen a happy marriage. Never, I’ve seen happy engagements, happy couples, but not one single happy marriage. I’ve seen happily married women, but the men are either miserable, or trying really hard to convince themselvs they aren’t miserable. I include a close friend how invited me over for the weekend, in his second year of marriage, and hearing his wife, constantly complain about him, and the fact how dare he want to go out for drinks. When we were talking he spent all his time defending her. She spent all of her time, when he left to get some beers, and asked me to stay to make some burgers on the stove (she doesn’t cook), asking how I could be friends with him, bla bla bla…

    I also have a fairly large group of close friends, some of which are female, and they talk pretty frank with me. It makes me realize how serious relationships, usually equal guy getting screwed in all sense, save for sexually (I’m often glad I’m their frinds, instead of their serious partner). Women know this, it’s always whats best for me, what he should be doing when they talk about it. And these are the better ones. Thanks for confirming my suspeciosn, and telling it like it is, if you ask me, more younger men should read this, to know what to avoid.

    • Capt. No-Marriage said

      Thanks man, good to have you here. Marriage is pounding into our heads from an early age. Plus women are always wanting to move the relationship “forward” instead of saying “hey I’ve got a good thing going here”.

      Men need to start doing what’s best for them. Even if you do find a good woman, you still have a legal system that is stacked against you and marriage is nothing but an invitation to bring the courts into your relationship.

      Best of luck!

      • Perseus said

        I have been thinking a good solution might be, for some guy who particularly wants to get married and have children, a ceremonial marriage but without involving the stupid phucking government and legal bullshit. What do you think of this, Captain?

  12. Capt. No-Marriage said

    Perseus I think that is what marriage should be, no government involvement. If marriage is truly about love then why in the hell would you want the court system involved? (unless you’re a woman looking to take a man’s cash in a divorce)

    I know that’s a pipe dream on our part but it would solve a lot of the problems with marriage. Of course the divorce attorneys would have a shit fit, not to mention all the family court fuckers who get their rocks off screwing men.

  13. Dude, I love the site. I’m married, have 2 kids, and let me tell you, my balls are under LOCK AND KEY every godddamned day. No joke. I think Andy Dufraine had more freedom inside Shawshank than I do inside my own home. My wife makes more money than me, but as soon as I can afford to be single again- ADIOS!!

    -Deep Thought

    • Thanks bro! Man I hope you get out ASAFP!!! Child support sucks enough on it’s own, but I’d hate to see you get stuck with fucking alimony too!!

      • You know it! If I get out, me and some bussies will take a trip to S. Korea or Mexico, someplace where the women are hot and like men with blue eyes! 😉

      • Kyle said

        If your wife makes more moeny and you get divorced, you may find that she has to pay you, not the other way around. It is rarer, but it happens, women can get royally screwed over by the system too if they are the one making more money. Not that I’m saying you should do to her what so many women do to men if she’d be the one to have to pay, but at worst you simply do nothing but wouldn’t have to pay alimony.

  14. john doe said

    love your site its about time so true I found out my father is somebody else then my mother told me she is an evil evil bitch so the ladies tried to corner me for 40 years I couldn’t figure out why I was such a sexy guy I have an exceptional bullshit meter I found out he is stinking rich that’s ended the game and then when I refused to give in the bitches had me stabbed I shit you not their that evil but I didnt give in and stood my ground well they hated it Canada is a hell hole for this kind of thing worse then America its were all this shit started stay the fuk way from women let the whole thing burn before they get their way they want the whole planet to play this evil game but as you can see of late its failing all the best bud we need you captain tell it like it is

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  16. Joseph said

    Check this article out!!

    http://laluttecontinue.tumblr.com/post/20069287160/a-letter-from-jp-morgan-ceo-to-gold-diggers

  17. Alex said

    Finally a bullshit-free view on life
    Keep posting Captain, you are talking about a very relevant topic

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