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Single Mother’s Day

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 10, 2023


This is your Captain speaking…………………….welcome aboard fuckers!

In churches all around the Western world, this Sunday is the day pastors of all faiths will stand in the pulpit to tell single mothers how great they are. On top of that, today’s preacher men never miss an opportunity to shame men and tell them how they need to step up and wife up these broads.

Now am I saying we shouldn’t honor mothers on Mother’s Day? No, but if you’ve been to church lately then you know what I’m talking about. Do they uplift the women who got married before they got knocked up? Hell no!!! Why would they, that group is the minority now. Now it’s all about the constant pandering to 304s and single mothers. The old blank slate as Rollo likes to call it. Doesn’t matter what you did in your past, you are BORN AGAIN and woe to anyone who brings up your past. And women actually believe that blank slate should extend outside the church walls. They’re shocked when they find out it doesn’t.

For those who are in church on Mother’s day, make sure you stop back by next month for Father’s day. You won’t see any celebration of men or fathers. Nope, it’s another chance to kiss the single mother’s ass by telling me how they have to “do better”. What is “do better”, well of course it’s doing your part fellas by making one of these single mommies a respectable woman by putting a ring on it.

You’ll see the same script play out of your church has a Men’s or Women’s days. That’s why you won’t see a lot of young single men in the church. There’s nothing there for them. That old saying your grandparents said about meeting a good woman in church might have worked back in their time, but not today. Today’s church is full of WIC, Section 8, and multiple baby daddies.

Then on top of that a guy would have to sit there and be lectured about how he needs to step up (despite having his shit together) and how great the women are despite the fact they are a govt subsidized shitshow.

Just not worth a man’s time.

You’re now free to move about the pulpit.

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CrapGPT – More Dating Advice

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on March 28, 2023


This is your Captain Speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.

Well our progressive AI engineers over at CrapGPT have another list filled with the latest stupidity the feminist world has to offer. I started with asking for 10 reasons a guy should date a feminist. As you can guess, the program went right to work and spit out 10 bullshit reasons, no lag, no wait, just shit them right out.

Then for the hell of it, I asked if there might be any reasons a guy would NOT want to date a feminist. This time I thought the tool had froze. I was expecting it to just return an error. It finally started typing out a response……..REALLY SLOW!! The servers must have been smoking, this thing was trying like hell to crank out something it’s feminist overlords would approve of. It eventually shit out the 5 reasons below……..

  1. Misunderstandings: Some guys may have misunderstandings or misconceptions about feminism, and may not want to date someone who identifies as a feminist because they believe that it means they hate men or are overly militant.

Wow……..I wonder where we get that idea from? I guess it’s just one big misunderstanding on men’s part. Surely we pulled this one out of our ass.

  1. Different values: Some guys may have different values or beliefs than a feminist partner, which can lead to conflict or tension in the relationship.

Yes some men believe we should act like men and women should be feminine. Some of us more radical guys also don’t like our kids mixing with drag queens or that there really differences between males and females.

  1. Different priorities: If a guy doesn’t prioritize gender equality or social justice in his own life, he may not be interested in dating someone who does.

Who in their right mind has social justice as a priority in their life? Social justice is just word salad that means too lazy to do actual work and make actual changes in the real world. These are people who think using a hashtag on a Twitter post is actually doing something.

  1. Fear of losing power or privilege: Some guys may feel threatened by the idea of gender equality and may fear losing power or privilege in a relationship with a feminist partner.

So fucking Skynet here is supposed to be the most advanced language driven thing since sliced bread. Yet just look at recycled and tired lines that don’t actually say a damn thing. What privilege does a guy have? It’s the woman who has the privilege of knowing she can call the cops and when they get there, it’s the guy who is spending the night in jail. She doesn’t even have to worry about getting in trouble for lying. Talk about privilege!

  1. Internalized sexism: Some guys may hold internalized sexist beliefs, which can lead them to view women who are outspoken or assertive as “bossy” or “difficult”.

How about some guys don’t want to come home to a “bossy” or “difficult” woman because it’s a miserable way to fucking live!!!!! Also these broads are never difficult about shit that matters. You’ll never meet a woman with a strong opinion which dividend stock to add to your portfolio but you’ll damn sure find plenty to bitch about where you take your shoes off or which towel you dry your fucking hands on. Imagine working on an oil rig and coming home to some bitch telling you that you put your shoes in the wrong place when you took them off!!!

This shit is being woven into tomorrow’s technology. Which is nothing new, sitcoms have been making fun of men for decades now and the old movies and shows with masculine men are pretty much done with.

It’s only a matter of time before some politician decides to solve the teacher shortage with AI tools like this. The perfect progressive teacher. One who can literally rewrite anything that doesn’t fit the narrative of the day. Or right out of school, welcome to your entry level job, you now report to a computer who will make sure you color within the lines here a FU Corp.

You’re now free to move about the interwebs.

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Feminist AI? The ChatGPT Chronicles

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on March 24, 2023


This………..is………your Captain speaking…………….welcome aboard fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell is up fuckers! I’ve been lurking around on youtube, just commenting. No vids as of yet but it’s been fun commenting.

So I’m sure most of you have heard of ChatGPT, aka “Skynet”. Anywhore, it’s actually got some legit uses for things like help with debugging code. However, I decided to have it help with some content. Keep in mind guys, these programs might be advanced but they will still have the bias of the people who made them. This post is probably the first of many where I explore how the feminist narrative has infected even AI. I started by asking Skynet to give me ten reasons a childless man should date a single mother. So grab your poison and let’s tear Skynet a new ass. I’ll post below the “article” it gave me with my drunken commentary.

Here are 10 reasons why single childless men should consider dating single mothers:

They are independent: Single mothers have to juggle various responsibilities such as raising their children, working, and managing the household. As a result, they have learned to be independent and self-sufficient, which can be attractive qualities in a partner.

Independent? Yeah sure if you don’t count the shit-ton of govt assistance they get, along with child support and huge tax refunds just because they shit out a kid. Ok Skynet, you’re off to a blazing fucking start here.

They are nurturing: Single mothers have experience in nurturing and caring for children, which can translate into being caring and nurturing partners as well. They have also learned how to be patient and understanding, which are qualities that can be appreciated in a relationship.

If they are so fucking patient then why can’t most of them be patient and marry before they carry?

They are responsible: Single mothers have to be responsible for the well-being of their children, which can translate into being responsible and reliable partners as well. They know how to prioritize and make decisions that are in the best interest of their family.

RESPONSIBLE?!?!?!?!!! Are you fucking shitting me Skynet? A woman who has unprotected sex and craps out a kid out of wedlock is responsible? And what in the blue fuck is that last line about…….best interest of their family? Most divorces are filed by women, is that in the best interest of the family? Holy fuck, I should have only asked for 5 reasons, I may blow a gasket by the time we get to number ten.

They are mature: Single mothers have gone through the experience of raising a child, which can often result in them being more mature than their childless counterparts. They have had to deal with challenges and overcome obstacles, which can give them a unique perspective on life.

Mature? Having a kid out of wedlock or divorcing the child’s father is mature? Notice how this “reason” is a slight towards guys who have made good decisions and haven’t just gone around reproducing with anyone willing.

They are loyal: Single mothers are often fiercely loyal to their children and their families, which can translate into being loyal and committed partners as well. They understand the value of relationships and the importance of sticking together through thick and thin.

Over 3/4 of divorces are filed by women and this fucking fembot wants to say they’re loyal????

They are good listeners: Single mothers often have to be good listeners in order to understand the needs and concerns of their children. This can translate into being good listeners in a relationship as well, which is an important quality for any partner.

No they are not good listeners because if you talk to any single mom long enough she’ll tell you about how there were people in her life who tried to tell her not to get with the guy that smashed, dashed, and left her with a kid(s). Yet, Miss Independent ignored that advice.

They are adaptable: Single mothers have had to adapt to various changes and challenges in their lives, which can make them adaptable and flexible partners. They understand the importance of being able to adjust to new situations and circumstances.

They are adaptable as long as there is some kind of govt assistance to help them along.

They are financially responsible: Single mothers often have to manage their finances carefully in order to provide for their children. This can translate into being financially responsible partners as well. They understand the importance of budgeting and saving for the future.

What the actual fucking fuck! Financially responsible? A lot of single moms have to trade sex for getting the light bill paid. If they are so good with money, then how come so many of them qualify for Section 8?

They are empathetic: Single mothers have had to deal with their own share of challenges and difficulties, which can make them empathetic partners. They understand what it’s like to struggle and can provide emotional support and understanding when needed.

Most women, especially younger ones, cannot see past their own nose. This is a scientific fact proven by NASA.

They are great communicators: Single mothers often have to communicate effectively with their children, which can translate into being great communicators in a relationship as well. They understand the importance of clear and honest communication, which can be a valuable asset in any relationship.

Translation: They are good liars.

In conclusion, single mothers can make great partners for single childless men for a variety of reasons. They are independent, nurturing, responsible, mature, loyal, good listeners, adaptable, financially responsible, empathetic, and great communicators. If you’re a single childless man looking for a partner, don’t overlook the possibility of dating a single mother.

In conclusion, ChatGPS aka Skynet doesn’t know what the fuck it’s talking about. Now I did ask for a counterpoint argument and much to my surprise it actually gave me 10 reasons but…………it was still slanted towards the single mother. Big surprise. Anywhore, I’ll be hitting up Skynet with more questions until it either bans me or starts WWIII.

You are now free to drink about the cabin and avoid baby mamas.

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Supermom…..After the Fact

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 14, 2022


They say blogging is dead, I don’t give a fuck.

This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!

So grab your poison of choice and join me as we look at shit I see on my FaceFuckBook page. You probably see this fuckery on your social media as well. And here we go!!!!!

Some of my “friends” online are simply people I knew back in high school and wouldn’t finger fuck them if I ran into them at a brothel. Nor would I recognize them. However some of these fucks provide a ton of laughs. One of these fuck cunts is a younger sister of a buddy of mine, a chick who has never been married but has managed to shit out two government subsidized womb turds from two different guys.

You know someone like her, all the posts about her kids and how they are “her world”. Constantly patting herself on the back for what a great mom she is! Except…..something is missing. Oh yeah, the dads. Of course there are endless posts about how both dads are complete pieces of shit.

I’ll give her one thing, she’s right with everything she says about the dads. They are losers, they are pieces of shit. However……..it was obvious they were a POS the day she met them. These guys weren’t running some bait and switch operation.

Baby Daddy #1

Multiple convictions. Most law enforcement depts now have a jail search feature including the one where Supermom lives. A simple search the day she met him would have brought up multiple pages of mugshots and past charges. But…….we all know Supermom’s kryptonite is FACTS. So no interest there. Even though she later admitted they met the night after he got out of jail she must have known he was a keeper and hence no birth control.

Baby Daddy #2

Ok fuckers. There’s about 6 years between dad 1 and 2. So Supermom had been posting online about what a great mom she was and what a POS dad 1 was. Then enter bady daddy number two. Now after basically finding her first kid’s father off the show Cops, our hero Supermom has learned her lesson right? After all, Supermom worked in the medical field and was surrounded by doctors. Surely she found a decent guy now that she “knows better”, right????

WRONG!!!! Baby daddy #2 was/is a convicted sex offender. Let me rephrase that, he’s a pedophile!! Yes you read that right. Not just charged or accused, but look the fucker up on a watch site convicted pedophile. That’s the guy that Ms I Work In the Medical Field decided to let raw dog her. And the punchline is the kid diddler actually left her! She was wanting to get married!!!!!!!

But guys, that’s all in the past right? Now she’s Supermom and her kids come first. Now granted she wasn’t giving two shits about her future kids before they were born, I mean who does that? What kind of woman actually thinks about what kind of father and role model she wants for her kids????? Certainly not today’s modern empowered woman! Damn sure not Supermom!

Today Supermom is closing in on 40 but I wouldn’t be surprised if she squeezed out a retard before her last egg completely turns to dust. Her first kid is borderline special needs and she had it when she was younger, so I’m sure those eggs have a lot more cracks in them now.

But hey, listen to her now and she is ALL about her kids!! She’ll let you know that her kids and her are a package deal buddy!!!!! A rotting, leaking, smoldering shitfire of a package…….but a package. Give her a minute of your time and she’ll gladly bend your ear about how bad her exes are (that she picked) and what a saint she is.

After all, when you need to raise the next generation of prison inmates who do you call?????

SUPERMOM!!!!

You are now free to drink about the cabin.

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Classic Leykis

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 30, 2020


“Women are dream killers” ~ Tom Leykis

A lot of truths in this video from Mr. Leykis. Opportunity is out there, don’t weigh yourself down.

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Red Pill Moment – One of Many

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 23, 2020


This is your Captain speaking, drinks are on the house. Welcome aboard fuckers.

I know I’ve written about this before, but because I always half-ass title my posts there’s no chance of my finding it. However, it’s been a few years and quite a few beers since that post so here’s a little more reflection on a moment that helped wake me up from my plugged in slumber.

Some of you no doubt have similar stories where you’re career is going great, your fitness is on point and you start getting interest from women your own age. You start getting DMs on your social accounts from women you knew years back, maybe in high school, just wanting to say hi or tell you that you are looking great these days. OMG what’s your secret? You haven’t aged a bit!

Let’s be honest, it’s a nice ego boost. Chicks are hitting you up without you having to do anything. The most dangerous ones are the ones you went to school with because we tend to think of them as if we were still in school. Which is inaccurate to say the least. But our brains just go back to when we last knew them. Back to when we were still figuring out this getting laid thing and working our ass of for every base we passed.

So I had one of these sirens hit me up with the usual hey how you been, we need to hang out line. We met for drinks, then back to her place where her legs parted like the Red Sea at the wave of my hand. This started a string of encounters in various public places such as an alley, a boat ramp, and pretty much any place where she could pull her skirt up.

Now for this chick’s rap sheet:

  • Single mother
  • 3 kids, 2 living with her.
  • 2 different fathers, neither pays child support
  • Working a shitty low paying job

While she was decent looking and seemed in fair shape, that was mainly because her shitty job required a lot of walking and moving around. A job no doubt she was looking to “retire” early from as soon as she could find a human wallet.

One particular night while we were out having drinks that she was paying for (she was definitely on her best behavior) she told me she had a confession. She “confessed” that she always thought I was cute and had a crush on me since high school! She said she wished I would have “made a move” back then. Ohhh what a glorious life we could have been living all these years………

Wait……..she wishes I would have tried? I “tried” all through high school. Not in a one-itus kind of way. I found my niche and was dating other girls, but I was still trying with her every fucking chance I got! Hell I even tried a few times after we graduated. Lack of game back then, of course, but damn sure not for a lack of trying. This bitch was lying to my face and no amount of blue pill rationalizations could counter that. I had rediscovered Tom Leykis a year or so before this and all I could think of was “he was right”. It wasn’t just a radio stunt. He wasn’t just a pissed off old man and even if he was, he was dead on about a lot of stuff. He was no doubt dead on about how women from your past will suddenly have a change of heart.

There wasn’t any mental struggle either trying to justify or rationalize. I didn’t think man I should have tried harder or any of that shit. Some would call it a moment of clarity. Whatever it was, it saved my life.

It sounds like complete bullshit but this was one of those moments where things feel like they’re happening in slow motion and you’re in complete control. I knew how she wanted this to play out so I told her that she was right and that we should finish our drinks so we can get out of there and start making up for lost time. Like most single moms she arranged her dates to go along with when the kids wouldn’t be home. So I took her back to her place and plugged every hole she had. This continued until she needed to “talk” and wanted to know where this was going. After all, she doesn’t have time to waste. I LJBF’ed her (let’s just be friends) and stopped responding to her messages.

And THAT was the Red Pill moment for me. That was when I saw the lights flicker and this blue pill voyage I was on had just hit an iceberg and it was starting to sink. This was still before I read “The Game” or any other game or red pill type of content. I did dive even more into Leykis and started noticing other areas he was right about. I know he’s not as relevant to guys today but back when he had his radio show he was the only one kind of in the mainstream pointing shit out as far as PC culture and feminism. I think for a lot of guys Tom Leykis was the gateway drug into the manoshpere and red pill content. For that, I say thank you Tom.

You’re now free to drink about the cabin.

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The World Was Never Meant to Be Safe

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 13, 2020


This is your Captain speaking, welcome aboard fuckers!

Like most of you I’ve been watching people lose their shit thanks to China’s “latest export”. Then add to that people rioting and looting, for equality of course. I mean thank little baby Mexican Arab Jesus that they’re tearing down all these statues. My life has improved dramatically. Thanks guys!

So why are all of these people freaking out? Well I have a two things, a drink and a theory. I won’t share my drink but I’ll go ahead and pull the theory out of my ass.

If you’re older, say Gen X or there about, your dad was probably in Vietnam. Granddad was probably in Korea or WWII. And on top of that there’s a good chance they didn’t enlist, they were drafted. If they were in school at the time they saw the older brothers of their friends get drafted and come back in a pine box. It was very clear very early on that the world was NOT a safe place.

By contrast the current vagina generation gets trophies and ribbons for literally just showing up. They’re told they’re all special unicorns who shit bricks of gold. Their idea of bullying is when someone calls them a name from behind a keyboard. The fathers have been removed from the home and replaced with Daddy Government. As Rollo Tomassi likes to say, the boys are being raised as defective girls. As many in this space have pointed out it’s a classic case of hard times making hard men, hard men making good times and good times making today’s soft men and society in general.

This “health crisis” is reported in a vacuum, stats are twisted to shit, the charts they show are a complete joke. And god forbid you question it or ask about how it compares to other diseases. You’ll get the same response as if you had stood up for Jeffrey Epstein. In today’s vag-centric society it’s all about how things feel so please don’t clutter the narrative with things like facts. Am I saying it’s fake no. Do I think the economy should have been shut down, FUCK NO!

So what’s the solution? I believe that that saying I brought up earlier will just have to play itself out. Today’s soft men will create hard times and those hard times will once again create hard men. In other words, nature will just have to take it’s course. In the meantime the rest of us out here on the lunatic fringe will have to profit and advance on whatever opportunities come our way.

You’re now free to drink about the cabin.

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Quality???

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 22, 2020


What is up fuckers! Passed out in the cockpit but your Captain is still alive!

So I was able to drop in on a live broadcast from Jon at Modern Life Dating. Definitely follow this guy on IG at the very least. He’s triggering people left and right and it’s good comedy. And definitely check out the Rule Zero shows on youtube that’s a collaboration between all the best thinkers in the Red Pill space right now.

Anywhore, the topic was about what to look for in a quality woman and he played a clip from this video that’s about A Day in the Life of a Japanese Mom.  Just the first few minutes will blow your fucking mind. It’s like going back in time. A woman who is actually happy to be a wife and mother. Imagine that! One of many things I noticed about this woman was how she took care of her husband and child before she even made herself a fucking cup of coffee!!!! Just stop and think about how many times you’ve heard a woman say shit like don’t even talk to me until I have my coffee. Nah, not this chick, she took care of her family first. Well guess what American women, that’s why she has a family and you have 17 cats.

American woman can’t even do a nice thing for their husband without adding in some kind of sideways look or smartass comment. One gentleman on the broadcast brought up a great point about how a man doesn’t want to fight when he gets home. Amen to that! But we all have known those broads who ALWAYS have to have the last fucking word, always have to show how “smart” she is and all that bullshit. That gets old quick!

Anyways I just wanted to hop on and check in. I’ll be highlighting some of the guys whose content I’ve really been enjoying lately in upcoming posts. I’ve also got more stories from the front lines of American corporate culture and shit I hear in the prison……..uhh I mean company lunchroom.

You’re now free to move about the interwebs.

 

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You’ll Think How We Tell You To Think!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 6, 2019


This is your Captain speaking…………Welcome aboard fuckers!!!

I just wanted to share some shit from the corporate world. The company I work for, let’s just call it Fortune 500 Fuckery, ticker symbol FFF. They have monthly re-education classes. Although I think they call it diversity training. Anywhore, it seems like every few months they have to do some class about women in the work place.

The company has already gotten rid of the title of “secretary” and replaced it with “administrative assistant”. Keep in mind that this is not a left leaning GoogleAppleSitOnMyFacebook tech company. If anything I’d say it’s heavily tradcon. Yet here we are, talking about how all of us can help women.

But first let’s review what the company actually does. They make it clear, if you want to go into management, have a degree. They don’t even care what kind of degree, seriously they don’t give two fucks. Oh I’m sorry Miss, you say you don’t have the money because you spent it all on makeup and handbags?  They offer tuition reimbursement and if you go to a community college the tuition is pre-fucking-paid!!!!

This is where they do what Rich Cooper (Entrepreneurs in Cars on da youtubes) calls “point and sputter”. This is where the excuses flow like diarrhea after spoiled burritos.

  • I have kids! Once I say that you aren’t allowed to criticize me for anything!
  • If I go into management I might have to move and my kids are so fragile due to my shitty parenting I don’t want to make them change schools.
  • I have to take my non-athletic kids to soccer even though they hate it.
  • I’m a single mommy who made a shitload of bad decisions, why stop now?

But seriously, I’m not saying college is a cure all. But if someone wants to move up in the company, they have a very clear, established, company funded path. Yet here we are with mandatory meetings to discuss women getting ahead………again.

If you find yourself in meetings like this at work, just sit there quietly. Use the time to check your stock holdings, real estate investments, bitcoin, or whatever other alternative stream of income you’re working on. Something to remind you that you aren’t always going to have to sit through these shitfests of stupidity.

You’re now free to skip class!

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Truth, Bullshit, and the American Way!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 28, 2019


This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!

Sometimes you really don’t see things coming. First hipsters start drinking PBR. Then PBR comes out with a whiskey. The madness didn’t stop there, now there is PBR Hard Coffee. When does it end?

I don’t have to tell you how TV and movies are a feminist shit storm. 50 Shades of Bullshit movies. Ms Marvel is now “Captain” Marvel. (I guess anyone can just call themselves Captain now). Then you have Superman, the ultimate blue pill guy with oneitis.

Actually, let’s pause on Superman. The old one, hell let’s take it back to the black and white series. That was 50 Shades for the 1950s. Think I’m just drunk? Maybe. Grab one for yourself.

Here’s the most powerful guy on the planet who can have whatever he wants. Yet he sucks the corporate cock and he has oneitis for some average broad. He was always doing what society thought he should do. As Rollo Tomassi would probably say, he wasn’t his own mental point of origin.

Then 60 years later, powerful guy but instead of taking advantage of it, he gets oneitis for some average (on a good day) chick. I know some on the tradcon side of things yearn for a hot tub time machine to take us back to the good old days. They had the same bullshit back then, they were just better at covering up the smell.

You’re now free to shove Cryptonite up someone’s ass. (see what I did there)

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