Archive for the ‘women’s studies’ Category
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on March 11, 2017
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 2, 2017
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 18, 2016
This is your Captain speaking………welcome aboard fuckers!!
Don’t worry about the title of this post, I won’t be trying to sell you on the latest MLM to come down the pike. I am going to take a minute to offer some drunk advice that can apply to any age but especially for the 20-somethings.
I don’t have to tell you that it’s easier than ever to have some kind of income producing business online. You’ve probably already read countless articles and watch youtube videos about all the benefits of not having a 9-5 and being tied to a job at a specific location.
Well here’s one benefit all the gurus probably failed to mention. It’s a way to make sure you never get stuck having some broad’s hand in your wallet. This isn’t about manning up or any of that bullshit. I’m talking about you keeping your money and not paying it to some chick you banged, even if you were dumb enough to marry the bitch.
If you have a regular job here in Merica, the nanny state will ass rape you in the public square and garnish your wages. Your employer will gladly go along with the scheme because at that moment they know you’re fucked and even more of a slave to the company than you were before.
However, if you make your money online you don’t have to have any connections to the US. You can smile at the judge, not say a word and pick up your shit and move. No you don’t have to live with pirates in Somalia, there are plenty of desirable places you can park your ass and your money out of reach from money-grubbing bitches. I’m not going to list them because…..well…….Google.
What I’m saying is even if you don’t have to use the nuclear option of leaving the country to avoid paying some broad it still gives you freedom. Even if you just have a skill that can be used in another country. I know this sounds totally crazy to some people but if you ever find yourself in a courtroom and the judge is telling you how much you are going to be paying in alimony to some chick, possibly for life, it won’t sound so fucking crazy then. It doesn’t sound crazy to the guy who isn’t seeing his kids because his ex called 911 on him before he even got home from work and found the police waiting for him. It doesn’t sound crazy when suddenly it becomes your only option to live a decent life.
You’re now free to move about the globe.
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 4, 2016
What’s up fuckers! Found this oldie but goodie. Enjoy
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 18, 2016
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Holy fucking shit!!! I was fully expecting to be under the reign of Queen Hillary come next year. Don’t get me wrong, the nanny state will still no doubt get bigger, it’s just what governments do. We’re fucked in that respect.
But damn, look how the SJWs, feminists and pretty much everyone the left has just lost their fucking minds. I mean the poor little things, they’ve never had to deal with loss before. What happened to the participation trophy?
Now I see stories about white people wearing safety pins to designate themselves as safe people to talk to or some bullshit. Why? Well……….you might want to sit down for this…….there are bad people out there. Yeah, who the fuck knew. Apparently they were all sitting on their hands until the election, they were sitting at home canning vegetables for the long winter ahead. Until Trump won, then suddenly they all came out of the woodwork and are now threatening anyone who isn’t a straight white male.
This is seriously some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Am I saying there aren’t racists and shit out there, of course not. I’m saying they’ve been there all along but Generation Snowflake thought all their FaceBook likes and boycotts were actually doing something. I mean fuck, why actually do something when you can change your profile picture?
Welcome to our world snowflake, where the system is fucked and so are you. How much of a fucking pussy to you have to be to actually be depending on a certain candidate to get elected. Ok, if you work in DC, different story. But you know what the fuck I’m saying, all these fucks on social media talking about how fucking scared they are now. How dark times are coming. Bunch of fucking twats!
I didn’t vote for Trump, ever since the Libertarians said they want to legalize hookers and blow, I was in! Now, have I cried or rioted the past several elections when my guy NEVER wins………no, I voted, I drank……sometimes not in that order………and I went about my fucking life because I am the one who determines my fate, not some old fucks in Washington.
Grow up snowflakes, this is the real fucking world where there are winners and losers and you fucks are losing.
You’re now free shove a safety pin up someone’s ass.
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 7, 2016
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 27, 2016
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Not that this will surprise anyone who reads this blog, but over at the Suckington Post they have a story from a single mom……big surprise…….talking about how having her son gave her the strength to leave her husband.
Yes after years of marriage it wasn’t until she shat out a womb turd that she “realized” that her husband was verbally and emotionally abusive. No folks not until she had locked down that 18+ year annuity did she realize she needed to leave her marriage. Funny how that shit works.
She mentioned that she grew up with two parents but for some reason she decided on her own that her son didn’t need that. No like most Western women she has decided that she’ll raise him to be perfect little gentleman, nothing like the guy she spent so much time spreading her legs for.
But that’s not all folks…………if you wander down to the comment section you’ll see several women say that they could have written the same dumbfuck story. Isn’t that special?
Also throughout the story she makes sure to reference the kid as HER son, as if she had some sort of virgin birth. She also mentioned how she didn’t have much money and would have to work……..brace yourselves……FULL TIME……..gasp!!! A woman working full time, what kind of sorcery is this? That poor little princess!!
It’s stories like this that I wish I could sit down with the guy and get his side of the story. Like how he probably worked his ass off to support her and how the “abuse” was actually her constantly bitching about him working to take care of her and how marriage wasn’t the fairy-tale she thought it should be.
This is just one of thousands of examples of what marriage has become today. Marriage is a shit sandwich for guys and that’s probably an insult to shit sandwiches!
If you guys aren’t tuning into the Tom Leykis show to catch the family law hour every other Tuesday, you need to start. Or if you’re a lazy fuck like me, just subscribe and listen to it whenever, that segment alone is worth the money! They talk about crazy shit like this all the time!
I just don’t know what else to say, that article is pure fuckery and so are the majority of women. Just use em and lose em. That’s all you can do and as they say in the UFC…”Protect yourself at all times”
You’re now free drink about the cabin.
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 10, 2016
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 27, 2016
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Two hundred fucking pounds on the cover of SI’s swimsuit issue? I’m sure you’ve already heard about it, all the fatties are rejoicing and some youtube chick released a video titled “Dear Fat People pt2” where she made fun of the whole situation. Needless to say the powers that be didn’t care for a woman, one that probably works out at that, would break the PC ranks and speak the truth. This broad brought up a great point in that SI is…was….a magazine about elite athletics and competition. Why put someone on the cover who embodies the exact opposite? I couldn’t agree more, but there’s a deeper point.
The truth is fuckers, when was the last time you actually picked up the swimsuit issue from SI? I can remember when it wasn’t a standalone issue like it is now and the last time I looked at it was definitely pre-internet, probably as a teenager. Hop into my hot tub time machine fuckers and let’s look back!
Yes, here we are back when if you wanted to see porn you either needed a VCR or you had to brave the local adult theater and hope you didn’t run into your pastor. This is back when your local video store (yes we used to have to leave the house to rent a fucking movie) had that special room in the back marked “Adults Only”. That’s pretty much the last time any magazine, including SI was relevant and even then we only bought the swimsuit issue. We could get sports news daily on ESPN. SI is one of those mags you subscribe to because your old man used to get, kind of like Penthouse or Swank.
It’s no secret that all old media outlets like newspapers and magazines are seeing their sales decline as online media takes over. What happens when a company loses it’s customers? Well they have to find new ones, in this case SI is obviously going after women and poor guys who bang fat chicks.
Now if SI would have done this back in 1990 it would have meant something, it would have been a real victory for the PC crowd, but not so much today. Regular guys have abandoned ship, sorry PC crowd but you’re storming an empty castle. It’s like the guy who bangs the hottest girl in school……..at the 20yr reunion, that shit don’t count and you just look stupid.
You’re now free to look at hot bitches on Google Images, like a normal person.
Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 19, 2015
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Anyone else sick and fucking tired of all these wenches talking about how their kids come first?
Also have you noticed that many of these broads talking about this usually are single mothers who picked a loser to reproduce with, now they bitch about him being a loser?
The most important decision a woman can make is who the father of her children will be and most women completely and utterly fuck that decision up. Don’t tell the everyone the kids are your world then five minutes later talk about how their father can’t come around because he has warrants out for his arrest.
If you truly gave two fucks about your womb turds you would have cared before you shit them out. You would have made sure they had at least a fighting chance or at the very least you would have made sure the father had steady employment and wasn’t racking up frequent flyer points at the local jail.
But you didn’t do that, did you Supermom? No you didn’t give a fuck who knocked you up. So now we don’t give a fuck about you or any of your bullshit about how you put your children first. Running around with 3 fucking kids with 3 different last names, you don’t give a damn about your kids. You’re a waste of oxygen and definitely a waste of taxpayer money.
You’re now free to kick these bitches to the curb.