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Content Anyone?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 24, 2019


How’s it going fuckers!

So let’s kick this off by me sharing some of my favorite content to consume lately.

First let’s start with The Red Man Group. This is basically an all star cast of red pill characters. Each of them is worth checking out individually. Basically if a guy is on the round table, go check him out. Special shout outs to Richard Cooper and Donovan Sharpe. As I said, every one who contributes to this group is worth checking out. They have been kicking out some great content.

Also in my side bar under “Game”, check out the Red Pill OG himself Rollo Tomassi of The Rational Male. Long running blog along with 3 great books and at the time of this rant, he’s working on a 4th book. And yes they’re on audible. One thing to note about the audible versions, some people may find the narration too slow and drawn out at normal speed. Well folks thanks to the power of technology if you up the speed dial on your audible app, you can take care of that issue if it bothers you. Rollo puts a lot of thought into his work and it’s quality stuff.

But trust me, you’ll get plenty of leads for new content just from checking out the guys in The Red Man Group. I’ve only scratched the surface here and I’m still finding time to dig in to all the different individuals on that channel.

You’re now free to roam the information super highway.

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Still Kicking in 2019!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 6, 2019


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What’s up fuckers! I’ve got a shitload of content coming in 2019………well, actually all I have at the moment is a shitload of booze which is pretty much the same thing.

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Knocking Up Some Skank Is NOT a Legacy

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 11, 2017


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So back when I was struggling to stay ahead of the minimum wage, I’d hear a lot of bullshit ways of thinking. One of the worst was thinking that a guy needed to leave a legacy and by legacy they meant knocking some bitch up to have your kids. So this one goes out to my former low paid coworkers with shit jobs.

You’ve heard the bullshit reasoning behind this, continuing your family name and all that horseshit. That’s what it is, horseshit. What exactly are you continuing if you don’t have a pot to piss? Are you proud of your welfare heritage? Gotta keep that line for government cheese going? Supporting Section 8?

Legacy is when a hospital wing is named after you because you donated the money to build it. Legacy is a foundation you started to fund someone’s education. Legacy is NOT you being irresponsible and blowing a load in some hoodrat or trailer park queen and having her shit out another liability to society.

Legacy is the word guys who fucked up by knocking some bitch up use to try and make it seem like they were doing their duty to society. Well if you’re poor, you’re not doing a duty to anyone except people who love it when more and more dumbasses are dependent on the fucking government. You just created another person who will either suck off the government’s tit or end up in the prison system.  Way to go champ, you’re really leaving something behind.

This dumbass concept of false legacy is one of the major reasons the poor stays poor. For some reason poor people thinks it’s a good idea to create more people.

Fucking dumb!

You’re now free to actually do something to be remembered by.

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Men Love Fat Women

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 31, 2017


This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!!!

I know a lot of the large and in charge hefties who claim that men love them just the way they are. They vary in fatness, from Jabba the Hut to the cute chick with a model face but a spare tire that is usually outclassed by her outrageously huge tits.  Their main claim is that men of course love fat women because look around, them and other women like them are able to get laid.

To me that’s like saying, since prisons are over-crowded, that must mean the rooms are really nice. The Ritz Carlton isn’t over-crowded, prison therefore must be nicer than the Ritz.

Let’s step back in time gentlemen, not too far, maybe the 80s, big hair, cocaine, Mtv actually played music.  I heard an older and wiser man say that in his day, the guys who played sports in school got the pretty girls and the rest of us got the other ones but they weren’t bad since they usually had the body, just not the face.

My how times change. I can remember the end of that era. It’s not new, the guys with the most power/resources get to choose their mates, nothing new there since the dawn of time. But like the old guys said, the ones left were still pretty fucking good. I had a prom date that from the neck down could have been in High Society magazine, maybe even Swank if you included her face. She had zero chance of prom queen but she would have taken the prize for blow job queen, that bitch loved to practice!

Back then, average meant she had her shit together but she just wasn’t blessed with a playboy bunny face. Like a getting a hail damaged Lexus, it’s still a fucking Lexus.  Nowadays when a woman says she’s average that just means that she can walk around Walmart under her own power without using one of those scooters. I saw some shit where a chick who was a size 16 was calling her self average.

We’ve got that 200lb tub of a SI cover model trying to convince all the other fatties that she works out. Works out of a Burger King bag maybe.

The guys you see with fat women today are the same types of guys who had the average decent looking women 30 years ago. The problem is women have lowered the bar quicker than Michael Jackson was lowering little kids pants.

Yes, there are a TON of guys with overweight women, show me the guys who are with a fat chick and are happy about it. Show me the guy who is with a tubster and wouldn’t trade her big ass in faster than a used Ford Tempo is his income suddenly doubled. You can’t because that guy doesn’t exist.

“But if the guy didn’t like it he wouldn’t be there….”

Let me clear that shit up right now, humans are lazy, it’s our nature to take the path of least resistance. Fat chicks are the path of least resistance when it comes to pussy. Yeah, spoiler alert, fat girls are easy. Rub your cock in chicken grease and let the magic begin.

Some of you guys actually got one of the decent ones, SCORE…………oh wait….it was bait and switch, after the marriage she just packed on the comfort weight. Apparently it took her 80lbs of extra weight to be comfortable. Lucky you.

The only thing that will change this is some type of SHTF (that’s for my readers who are preppers) scenario where food isn’t readily available at women’s fat fingertips. When we are forced to go back to a more primitive way of life where the slowest one of the bunch is the one who dies, that’s when shit will change. Until then if you want to fuck an American woman you better strap on the beer goggles, hell make it the Everclear goggles, beer just isn’t cutting it anymore with these bitches.

You’re now free to do shots of Everclear

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#Truth

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on March 11, 2017


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In Case You Forgot…

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 2, 2017


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Work From Anywhere!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 18, 2016


This is your Captain speaking………welcome aboard fuckers!!

Don’t worry about the title of this post, I won’t be trying to sell you on the latest MLM to come down the pike.  I am going to take a minute to offer some drunk advice that can apply to any age but especially for the 20-somethings.

I don’t have to tell you that it’s easier than ever to have some kind of income producing business online.  You’ve probably already read countless articles and watch youtube videos about all the benefits of not having a 9-5 and being tied to a job at a specific location.

Well here’s one benefit all the gurus probably failed to mention.  It’s a way to make sure you never get stuck having some broad’s hand in your wallet.  This isn’t about manning up or any of that bullshit.  I’m talking about you keeping your money and not paying it to some chick you banged, even if you were dumb enough to marry the bitch.

If you have a regular job here in Merica, the nanny state will ass rape you in the public square and garnish your wages.  Your employer will gladly go along with the scheme because at that moment they know you’re fucked and even more of a slave to the company than you were before.

However, if you make your money online you don’t have to have any connections to the US.  You can smile at the judge, not say a word and pick up your shit and move.  No you don’t have to live with pirates in Somalia, there are plenty of desirable places you can park your ass and your money out of reach from money-grubbing bitches.  I’m not going to list them because…..well…….Google.

What I’m saying is even if you don’t have to use the nuclear option of leaving the country to avoid paying some broad it still gives you freedom.  Even if you just have a skill that can be used in another country.  I know this sounds totally crazy to some people but if you ever find yourself in a courtroom and the judge is telling you how much you are going to be paying in alimony to some chick, possibly for life, it won’t sound so fucking crazy then.  It doesn’t sound crazy to the guy who isn’t seeing his kids because his ex called 911 on him before he even got home from work and found the police waiting for him.  It doesn’t sound crazy when suddenly it becomes your only option to live a decent life.

You’re now free to move about the globe.

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Warning Label

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 4, 2016


What’s up fuckers!  Found this oldie but goodie.  Enjoy

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What Exactly Do You Want?!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 24, 2016


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Have you ever wanted something like a car, different house or apartment and you weren’t really sure you could swing it until you sat down and did the math?  Maybe you even realized you didn’t need the new vehicle or the numbers really made you think about what you really want?  Maybe you really looked at how the location your new apartment would affect your daily life and not just the two days you have off on the weekend?

Well fuckers, when it comes to marriage, girlfriends, and women in general, we need to do the math and look at what we really want or need.

It’s already been discussed here and many other places about how expensive it is to have a wife or girlfriend.  So let’s dive into the other area of what it is we really want.

Sex, that’s pretty much the alpha and the omega of why any guy talks to a woman.  But as Tom Leykis has pointed out sex is a biological need, an urge just like taking a shit or a piss.  He warns us not to fall in love with the urinal, no matter how bad we have to piss.  Excellent advice.

Most guys pay too high a price for pussy, either with their money or their time or both.  Truth is, we just want to bust a nut then go about our day.  That’s what you really want. So why not just do that?  Yes, I know you can’t do that and keep the same easy piece of ass there day in and day out.  First off, talk to any married guy, just because he has ass there at his house 24/7 doesn’t mean he gets it, hell chances are he doesn’t even want it.  Having sex with the same woman over and over is like watching the same movie over and over except that each time you watch it, it gets worse.

Also, while it’s true you will need a bullpen of greater than one to be able to bang a chick and then haul ass, the actual number isn’t as high as you think.  You won’t have to live in the Playboy Mansion to pull it off.  Women love assholes, so when you bang a chick then get up and put your clothes on because (insert bullshit excuse), she MIGHT be pissed for a week or two.  While she’s pissed off, you’ll be banging another broad, and so on.

What’s more likely to happen is your lack on neediness will make her come on even stronger and you’ll just have to go dark here and there when a chick starts getting too needy.  Don’t worry, she’ll be more than ready when you send her the booty call text.

What I’m saying is think about the kind of life you want.  Maybe you are the guy who likes female company for shit other than fucking.  Fine, still keep it to that event and don’t let her worm her way into your daily life.  Chances are whatever deal you’re going too, it will have chicks there, so even for you “female company” guys, taking a chick you know someplace is still a bad idea, it’s the old bringing sand to the beach.  You want to be available for new opportunities.

You’re now free to move about your life.

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Welcome to the Real World…Pussy

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 18, 2016


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Holy fucking shit!!!  I was fully expecting to be under the reign of Queen Hillary come next year.  Don’t get me wrong, the nanny state will still no doubt get bigger, it’s just what governments do.  We’re fucked in that respect.

But damn, look how the SJWs, feminists and pretty much everyone the left has just lost their fucking minds.  I mean the poor little things, they’ve never had to deal with loss before.  What happened to the participation trophy?

Now I see stories about white people wearing safety pins to designate themselves as safe people to talk to or some bullshit.  Why?  Well……….you might want to sit down for this…….there are bad people out there.  Yeah, who the fuck knew.  Apparently they were all sitting on their hands until the election, they were sitting at home canning vegetables for the long winter ahead.  Until Trump won, then suddenly they all came out of the woodwork and are now threatening anyone who isn’t a straight white male.

This is seriously some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Am I saying there aren’t racists and shit out there, of course not. I’m saying they’ve been there all along but Generation Snowflake thought all their FaceBook likes and boycotts were actually doing something.  I mean fuck, why actually do something when you can change your profile picture?

Welcome to our world snowflake, where the system is fucked and so are you. How much of a fucking pussy to you have to be to actually be depending on a certain candidate to get elected.  Ok, if you work in DC, different story.  But you know what the fuck I’m saying, all these fucks on social media talking about how fucking scared they are now.  How dark times are coming.  Bunch of fucking twats!

I didn’t vote for Trump, ever since the Libertarians said they want to legalize hookers and blow, I was in!  Now, have I cried or rioted the past several elections when my guy NEVER wins………no, I voted, I drank……sometimes not in that order………and I went about my fucking life because I am the one who determines my fate, not some old fucks in Washington.

Grow up snowflakes, this is the real fucking world where there are winners and losers and you fucks are losing.

You’re now free shove a safety pin up someone’s ass.

 

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