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Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 4, 2016

What’s up fuckers!  Found this oldie but goodie.  Enjoy



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You’re Just Doing It Wrong!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 23, 2015

This is your Captain speaking, welcome aboard fuckers! 

Ever get into a discussion about marriage and women with that one guy who thinks there isn’t a problem?  To him it’s simple, all the OTHER guys getting fucked are simply doing it wrong.

Yep, we’re all fuckups who don’t know what we’re doing.  But this guy, he’s going to do it “right”.  He says shit like this:

  1. He’s going to keep his wife happy

  2. He’s not going to give her a reason to cheat

  3. He’ll treat her the way she wants to be treated

  4. Blah, blah, fucking blah

Some of these guys suffer from a delusion similar to what some have described as the Disney Princess Syndrome in women.  I guess for guys we can call it the Colonial Times Syndrome, because you’d have to hop into a hot tub time machine and go back to the colonial days to find a woman who fit into the traditional sense of marriage.

They simply want something that doesn’t exist while at the same time refusing to see the world in front of them.  I’ve even asked these guys if they’ve ever met a woman close to what they’re looking for.  Of course the answer is no, but they don’t let facts get in their way, they’re partying like it’s 1799!!!

The problem is later on when these same guys call a show like Tom Leykis or email a site like this one to talk about how their little princess turned out to be a self-absorbed, mentally ill, cheating, money-loving bitch.  Wow, who knew?

I’m not saying you shouldn’t want a family or a chick that’s faithful. What I’m saying is before you make something a goal, make sure it still exists. I’d love to go saber-tooth tiger hunting with my dentist.  That’s what I want dammit!!!  But what I want doesn’t fucking matter because what I want died out a long time a go, just like the girl you’re looking for.

You’re now free to go hunting with your dentist.

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Game Over Cunt

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 22, 2015

beer and bitches

This is your Captain speaking……welcome aboard fuckers!!!!

It’s been a fucking while, I’m drinking some Hurricane Malt Liquor so get ready for some fucked up grammar, misspellings, and all kinds of other editing fuck ups!

So a buddy of mine and I are sitting out back on my deck drinking some random IPAs and smoking cigars.  He starts to tell me about this worn out fucking cunt who has the hots for him.

She’s married, weighs in around 250 on a good day, two kids from some guy who couldn’t even keep a job at Home Fuck Depot, and just turned 30.  Her and my buddy went to high school together. She was the ugly chick who had the slamming body but like many women she thought she was hotter than she really was.

So now after 12 years of being with a loser and bulking up, she tells my friend that she’s going to leave the loser and she’s looking forward to “hanging out” with him. 

Luckily she doesn’t work with us, so no HR issues here.  She messaged him on FaceFuckBook.  Basically this chick has the attitude that all her fuck ups should be ignored by my friend.  That he should turn back the hands of time to when they were in school and her vag hadn’t been stretched out by child birth stretch marksand years of abuse.

The problem is this woman’s attitude is actually very common.  Women with multiple kids, often from multiple guys, want the rest of us to give her a do-over.  She wants us to pretend that when we look at her little womb turds that we don’t see the face of a guy who got to fuck her back when she was actually fuckable.  She wants us to pretend that she’s matured and that’s why she’s ready to settle down, not the truth which is she’s being carried off the field like Brett Farve. 

Luckily my friend and I both laugh at her dumb ass, but this chick honestly thinks that when she leaves the loser that she’ll be able to run out and get the man of her dreams. She thinks she’ll be hooking up with that doctor or lawyer she’s always wanted.

Fucking cunts today have this attitude that they can do what they want when they have the power (in their early 20s) and that when their looks fade then suddenly the rules should change and we should overlook all their fuckery.  We should be “real” men and take in them and their bastard fuck children.

Let me be clear ladies……GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

You’re now free to piss in a single mother’s face.

volleyball ass

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Scientists Discover Living Dinosaur!!!!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 1, 2013



They believe it to be carnivorous and dangerous to approach.  It you see one make sure you head in the opposite direction and do NOT make eye contact with it!

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How True

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 9, 2012


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Single Mothers

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 13, 2012

Single mother

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Women’s Double Standards

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 20, 2010

This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!

So I was fucking off over on yahoo answers and I came across a question from some chick who got pissed off at her husband and attacked him leaving him with bruises and cuts on his face.  Her defense was that he was bothering her all day.

While this cunt’s question was fucking retarded, the responses were equally fucked up.  There women blaming HIM!  Yeah, you heard me right.  These fucking cum traps were blaming the guy for her bad behavior!

Of course if this was a man who hit his wife, he would have been dragged into the public square and hung without a trial.


But that’s not the only fuckery I found.  No I  found a woman who admits that after getting married and having a kid that she no longer has any interest in sex.  Hmmmm, she gets what she wants, her claws into his wallet, and suddenly she has no interest in sex.  Yeah that’s perfectly fucking logical you stupid cum basket!!

Once again, the responses were about how the guy needed to do more to get her in the mood.  It was all about what he was or wasn’t doing.  Not one of these cunts said “ Hey bitch, give up the pussy like you did before you had the poor bastard trapped”.  No for some reason that phrase escaped the average American entitlement whore on yahoo answers.


I say bah-fucking-stick a corn cob in your cunt-humbug to these bitches.  Fuck you!  I’ll just bang Brazilian bitches till the sun goes down on me and my quarts of beer!

You’re now free to bang a Brazilian bitch in the ass, they like it like that.

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I’m Not That Kind of Girl

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 6, 2010

This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!

How often have you heard a woman talk about divorce, specifically about women who clean out their soon to be husbands and say “I’d never do that, I’d only want what’s mine”.

innocent look

Of course when the marriage is over women tend to think that EVERYTHING is theirs, don’t they.

The ones that amuse me are the married ones who say that they don’t want their husbands money.  These women claim that if they left, they wouldn’t go after the guy because……….wait for it…………..wait………..they’re not that kind of woman.

What I’ve noticed about 99.9% of these women is that they are married to losers who don’t have any money to take in the first place.  So these suedo-saints are trying to take credit for something that is basically impossible.  Big deal honey, you won’t go after your pot smoking boyfriend who works part time in retail.  That’s mighty nice of you, I’m sure you could really cash in there.

These women talk as if they’re married to Donald Trump and could get some huge payday.  The only reason these women are saying they don’t want their husbands money is because you can’t get something that doesn’t exist.  Classic sour grapes! 

I guaran-fucking-tee that if these women were with guys bringing down six figures that their tune would change.  Suddenly they would claim that they somehow contributed to the guy being where he is.  Funny how that retarded saying about every successful man having a woman behind them doesn’t kick in when the guy spends his day asking people “paper or plastic” or is serving a life sentence in prison.

Fellas, when a woman says that she’s not that kind of girl, that’s your signal to run like the fucking wind.  Talk about a huge fucking red flag!  The women who yell the loudest about not wanting money, are the ones who are all about the money.  Avoid these bitches like the plague they are!

You’re now free to do whatever the fuck you want.

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“The Destruction of a Good Thing” by Johnny

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 18, 2010



What’s up fuckers!  First off, thank you to all of you who have left comments on the various rants I have posted on here.  Today I wanted to share one with you that you probably haven’t seen.  It’s from a slightly different POV than you’d normally read on this blog, which is what makes it interesting.  It was left in the “About Your Captain” section.  So grab a beer and enjoy.

“The Destruction of a Good Thing”

It truly is a shame that as a result of all of the wealth and blessings we have here in the USA, that the women in this country have absolutely destroyed the institution of marriage. There really isn’t anything wrong with marriage, it’s the simple fact that women in this country have become so incredibly evil, spoiled and selfish, they absolutely have not only destroyed what marriage is supposed to be in the eyes of the Lord. They have destroyed the lives of their husbands and their children as well. After all, you don’t see men going in for abortions do you? The Nazis only murdered 6,000,000 innocent people. American women have wiped out over 50,000,000 unborn children since Roe vs Wade….Now that’s some kind of selfish if you ask me.

I have counted 12, yes 12 friends who were married and are now divorced and ALL of them ended up divorced as the result of their ex-wives. These women either cheated or simply abandoned their families because their lives just wasn’t good enough. UNBELIEVABLE!!! Not a single one of these guys caused their divorces and I asked them all some hard questions. In no way were these guys perfect but they are good guys and all in all, good providers, husbands and fathers.

I also am divorced and my ex-psycho was not only selfish, but lazy, violent and verbally abusive. If ANYONE in this world has the right to say NEVER AGAIN, it’s me. Even after all of that, I still believe in the institution of marriage but I will NEVER, EVER, consider marrying or even dating an American woman. It simply isn’t worth it. If I do get married or consider it in the future, I’m going overseas, specifically to the Ukraine. I have friends who are, like me, divorced from American women and have gone their and are very happy with their Russian/ Ukrainian and Colombian wives. Women from other countries, especially Slavic nations have a much different perspective on life, family and marriage. They would do anything to have a good man to be married to. Something American women don’t seem to understand. That’s fine with me. They can all grow old and alone as far as I’m concerned.

Just wanted to share my perspective.


Excellent commentary.  Thanks Johnny. 

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Wage Gap Myth? Or Just More Lazy Women?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 1, 2009

This is your Captain speaking…………….welcome aboard fuckers.

Even in this day and age, you still here a bunch chatter about the supposed wage gap between men and women.  I had  the following experience one evening as I was sitting in one of my MBA classes at a private university.  I don’t say that to brag, but to point out on the surface, you would think anyone getting an MBA and spending the extra money to do it at a private college would be on the fast track to the top.  Right?

That night the professor asked the class what their plans were after graduation.  He was curious if we planned to stay with the same company and move up or go elsewhere.  All the men said that we were going where ever the most opportunity was.  All the women said that they would prefer to keep their same job.  Let me repeat, they wanted to keep their SAME job!

Of course these entitlement-minded cunts also thought that their employer should INCREASE  their pay for doing the same job.  That goes back to a great article that Zero Tolerance Man featured here.  These women said NOTHING about adding value to the company, they thought just because they got a degree that the company should just pay them more out of the goodness of their heart.  Not one mentioned anything about doing more for the company, they just blabbered on about what the company and the rest of the world should do for them.

Some of the women were still working the same job that they had before they had any college!  One was still waiting tables with a 4yr degree in a field where there is a shortage of candidates!!!!  WTF?

The professor must have been taken back a bit himself, because as a two of the old hens were crowing about getting a raise, he asked them if they had ever ASKED for a raise.  They were stunned!  They said no!! They said that they felt that their boss should just have GIVEN them a raise (because they’re sooo great).  Again, the stench of entitlement wreaks off these women like smell off of a big steaming pile of elephant shit!

There’s not any fucking wage gap.  If anything there’s a work ethic gap!!  I know plenty of women who advance in the corporate world, they’re easy to spot because they work just as much as I do.  They move across the country if they have too, they do the same things men do to get ahead.  They don’t take “mental health” days, they don’t lash out and then blame it on “female problems”, these women work just like men and they get paid just like men.  End of fucking story you lazy cunts!!

You’re now free to move about these nuts.

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