This is your Captain Speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.

Well our progressive AI engineers over at CrapGPT have another list filled with the latest stupidity the feminist world has to offer. I started with asking for 10 reasons a guy should date a feminist. As you can guess, the program went right to work and spit out 10 bullshit reasons, no lag, no wait, just shit them right out.

Then for the hell of it, I asked if there might be any reasons a guy would NOT want to date a feminist. This time I thought the tool had froze. I was expecting it to just return an error. It finally started typing out a response……..REALLY SLOW!! The servers must have been smoking, this thing was trying like hell to crank out something it’s feminist overlords would approve of. It eventually shit out the 5 reasons below……..

1. Misunderstandings: Some guys may have misunderstandings or misconceptions about feminism, and may not want to date someone who identifies as a feminist because they believe that it means they hate men or are overly militant.

Wow……..I wonder where we get that idea from? I guess it’s just one big misunderstanding on men’s part. Surely we pulled this one out of our ass.

2. Different values: Some guys may have different values or beliefs than a feminist partner, which can lead to conflict or tension in the relationship.

Yes some men believe we should act like men and women should be feminine. Some of us more radical guys also don’t like our kids mixing with drag queens or that there really differences between males and females.

3. Different priorities: If a guy doesn’t prioritize gender equality or social justice in his own life, he may not be interested in dating someone who does.

Who in their right mind has social justice as a priority in their life? Social justice is just word salad that means too lazy to do actual work and make actual changes in the real world. These are people who think using a hashtag on a Twitter post is actually doing something.

4. Fear of losing power or privilege: Some guys may feel threatened by the idea of gender equality and may fear losing power or privilege in a relationship with a feminist partner.

So fucking Skynet here is supposed to be the most advanced language driven thing since sliced bread. Yet just look at recycled and tired lines that don’t actually say a damn thing. What privilege does a guy have? It’s the woman who has the privilege of knowing she can call the cops and when they get there, it’s the guy who is spending the night in jail. She doesn’t even have to worry about getting in trouble for lying. Talk about privilege!

5. Internalized sexism: Some guys may hold internalized sexist beliefs, which can lead them to view women who are outspoken or assertive as “bossy” or “difficult”.

How about some guys don’t want to come home to a “bossy” or “difficult” woman because it’s a miserable way to fucking live!!!!! Also these broads are never difficult about shit that matters. You’ll never meet a woman with a strong opinion which dividend stock to add to your portfolio but you’ll damn sure find plenty to bitch about where you take your shoes off or which towel you dry your fucking hands on. Imagine working on an oil rig and coming home to some bitch telling you that you put your shoes in the wrong place when you took them off!!!

This shit is being woven into tomorrow’s technology. Which is nothing new, sitcoms have been making fun of men for decades now and the old movies and shows with masculine men are pretty much done with.

It’s only a matter of time before some politician decides to solve the teacher shortage with AI tools like this. The perfect progressive teacher. One who can literally rewrite anything that doesn’t fit the narrative of the day. Or right out of school, welcome to your entry level job, you now report to a computer who will make sure you color within the lines here a FU Corp.

You’re now free to move about the interwebs.