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Never say never? Well fuck you Cunt!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

“Never say never”, a phrase I hear often in connection with the prospect of remarrying. I wonder…..exactly how many times do you have get screwed by something to realize that it’s not working. Although I can see why women have this attitude, they have nothing to lose from marriage, they get to leave at the very worst, the same they came into the marriage. Now how many guys can say that?

But to be fair, not everyone was telling me to “never say never”. Of course the men understand, or at least the ones who are good with women understand, the manginas and pussy-beggars (to borrow a phrase from Thugtician), those guys view marriage as their only chance to get laid, as if marriage was ever good for that.

However my female friends and coworkers are actually split on this often touted advice on remarriage. When I looked at who said what, it broke down nicely into two distinct groups. The hotter and younger women agreed, which makes sense because they are in their prime also and for now, have no shortage of men at their disposal, so no surprise that they are not worried about things. The other group, the group that clings to marriage even though several of them are failures in marriage (divorced), they have at least one or more of the following attributes. Over 30, overweight, average or below average looks, uneducated, and/or no career (needs a provider).

So basically the only ones who believe in marriage are the men and women who have no other options. Some things you can say “never” to. Show me a person who doesn’t ever say “never” and I will show you a person who is not a leader. I’ll show you someone who cannot make their own decisions. I’ll show you a loser.

You are now free to move about the fucking cabin.

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Behind every good man………………..

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 15, 2009


is a toilet.

Ok, ok, is a woman. Let’s run with that for a minute since women love to take credit for everything. Even when a guy is single, they say “he had his mother”. Ok, I’ll say that every Fortune 500 ceo has a woman behind him………..so does every one of the over 2,000,000 prison inmates. Good job ladies.

Two million inmates, all with a woman behind them. That tells me that the 500 ceo’s were lucky. Obviously having a woman in your corner is not a lucky rabbits foot. Chances are you’ll become an inmate before you nail down a CEO position.

Of course, women’s groups leave that statistic out, how convenient. Being a mother is a biological function that requires no intelligence what so ever. In fact the woman does not even have to be awake to conceive a child. All the bitch has to do is lay there, which is what most married women do….just lay there until the guy gets tired of it, then she takes half his assets.

So much for being equal.

Fucking worthless cunts.

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