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Happy Marc Rudov Day!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 14, 2011


What’s up fuckers, I found this over at ScareCrow’s site. An awesome vid about feminism.  Well worth the time to check out and while you’re at it check out Marc’s site.  I’ve been listening to the radio archive section where you can hear some recent interviews about NO-mance Day, or as it should be called……Marc Rudov Day!


As ScareCrow would say…”SHOW DICK SOME RESPECT!”

The Story of Feminism–as told by WOMEN from maxtll on Vimeo.


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What Are You Really Getting?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 17, 2010


This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers!!

When you work someplace that the majority of employees are women, you get to see and hear some things that you’d probably rather not know.  Like the woman in her mid 20s who sleeps in a separate bedroom and when her “soulmate”  wants some ass he has to pay for it with dinner and gifts.  Or how about the endless medical issues that some women have ranging from migraines to anxiety episodes??  I mean if she’s pulling this shit with her boss, imagine trying to get some pussy from her?

Of course these women hid these behaviors BEFORE their guy signed the dotted line.  These women I’m talking about look great when you first see them.  You think, man that’s not too bad right there.  She’s HOT!  But soon you see she’s more loosely held together like a shade-tree mechanic’s old Chevy!

Their husbands thought they were getting this…………………………….


But what they REALLY got stuck with is this…………………….

Talk about fucking Cash for Clunkers!  Holy Bait and Switch Batman!!!

I have recently seen an increase in some of these so-called “classics” trying to get my attention.  I’ve even test drove a couple.  However in the back of my head, I wonder HOW MUCH ARE THE MAINTENANCE COSTS!!!!

You are now free to listen to Tom Leykis.

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The Great Escape

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 31, 2010


This is your Captain speaking……………….welcome aboard fuckers.

Back on May 4th 2009, I entered my first damn post where I said I would chronicle my journey out of marriage.  Since then I have been stashing away cash, $5 here, $20 there into what I call a F U Fund.  This is because my wife and I had already separated once and got back together due to finances.  Since then, we have eliminated all joint debt and even some of our individual debt.  I needed my stash of cash because although I do have friends that would put me up if I was out in the cold, I do not have any family that I could shack up with for a few months while I got my affairs in order.  So I had to plan.


I planned for the worse.  I planned that the day I told my wife I wanted a divorce that I’d have to leave that day.  That day came and went this week, prior I had been looking at apartments.  I knew exactly where I would go.

However the worse did not happen.  Although I would compare my situation to the situation in the Gulf of Mexico and the BP oil spill.  The situation may seem under control now, but it could go to fuck at any minute.

Some things did go as I planned, I was the bad guy of course and she claimed to be the perfect wife.  She claimed I was just using her and that she was the only one contributing to the marriage, blah, blah, blah.

While I play an asshole on the internet, I do have one or two good qualities even though being civil can get you screwed over.  Currently we have agreed that this will not be a hasty, unguided split.  However, please remember the BP situation.  It could blow at any moment.  Right now the time frame for my departure is Nov-Dec.  I am still preparing for the worst.

You are now free to move about the cabin.

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Even Famous Pussy Has a Biological Clock That Rings Louder than Big Ben!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 12, 2010


This is your Captain speaking………….welcome aboard fuckers!!

Have you seen this article?  I’ll wait a minute while you read…..so Jessica Biel, who appears in the latest A Team movie is “desperate” for a baby from Justin Timberlake.  Hmmmm……I wonder why, oh wait I see why, she 28!!!! That’s like 45 in Hollywood years!  My advice to JT, GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!


She’s been banging around having a good time and now she wants that guaranteed 18 year annuity known as a baby.  I know what you’re saying, she has her own money, right?  At the moment, yes.  But haven’t you noticed how in Hollywood that the same group of leading men are getting older, but that they make sure that the female actresses that play opposite of them stay the same age.  You don’t see Brad Pitt playing opposite Sharon Stone, hell no, they get the newest, hottest piece of ass they can find.

At 28 Biel is no longer the hottest or youngest.  So she needs to lock in some mega child support that you can only get from a famous actor/musician/athlete.

But gentlemen this happens at all levels, not just Hollywood, it’s happening on your street, maybe it’s happened to you.  You’re dating some broad and things are going well until………………………….she hits you with the “I’m not getting any younger” speech.  Suddenly just having a good relationship is no longer enough for her.  Of course these are the same chicks on Match.com and Plenty of Fish who have headlines like “I’ve had my fun” or “Not into playing games”.

What this means is that she’s banged every Tom, Dick, and Harry Balls in the city and now that she has 150,000 miles on the odometer she wants to settle down and have YOU pay for her.  Sometimes one or four of the bad boys that she used to bang has left her with a little present in the form of a child.  Of course bad boy doesn’t pay any child support so she needs someone to “step up” or whatever other line of bullshit they try to pass off as honorable.  The bottom line is that as  a guy you want NO part of this mess.

As soon as a chick even hints of a baby you need to stop having sex with her immediately!!!!  Don’t make a 18yr gamble that the condom won’t slip or break.  Don’t hope that she won’t accidentally forget to take her pill or that she won’t poke a hole in your condoms.  Just like Justin Timberlake could replace Biel with an equally hot or hotter piece of ass, that’s what you need to do the moment she says she wants a child.  I don’t give a fuck if your Justin Timberlake or Joe 6 Pack, you need to run!  Run hard, run silent, run deep, just fucking run!!!

You’re now free to shove peanuts up some sky cunt’s ass.


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I’m Tiger Woods…SUCK IT!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 29, 2010


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Two Fucking People!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 20, 2010


This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!

TWO!  That’s it, as I think about all the married guys that I know, I only know two fucking people who are happy and one of them is married to a non-American woman…..go figure.  Enough said there.

The other one had to go through hell to get to where he’s at now.  His first wife was well………your typical AW.  She ran him through the fucking ringer.  Got pregnant to try to keep him, mood swings, violent, paranoid, you name it.  She put this guy through hell.  But eventually he found the one hand grenade in the box that didn’t blow up when you pulled the pin.  His second wife must not know what year it is because she treats him like its 19 Fucking 50!!!!  Cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, the whole nine yards.  She even likes his crazy ass friends…….even me!!!


Unfortunately the odds of ending up like these two friends of mine are VERY fucking slim.  You are most likely to get the crazy bitch like my one friend got for his first wife.  I’m just glad he got the hell out of there.  I’ve never seen him more miserable when he was with her and more happy than he is now.  He won the fucking lotto.

But just because two guys won the lotto does NOT mean the rest of us should play.  Because like any casino, the odds are stacked in favor of the house.  And in America it’s a house of man-hating mentally ill bitches.   I congratulate my buddies on their winnings, but this game is too rich for my blood.  I fucking fold!!!

You are now free to drink about the casino.


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How I Got Here

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 6, 2010


This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.

How did I get here?  Here meaning the whole MRA/MGTOW/PUA thing.  It probably started a few years ago when a buddy of mine and I were talking about an article he read on askmen.com.  The article was about women and it reminded me of the ads I used to see in the back of car, gun, and other men’s magazines about “How to Get The Women You Desire into Bed” by a guy named Ross Jeffries.  So for fun I looked it up in the internet and very quickly found a copy of it and proceeded to give it a look.

It seemed kind of new age (it was NLP based), but in my search for Ross I stumbled upon a guy named David DeAngelo.  This guy really connected the dots for me.  Granted I had discovered in middle school that being an ass got me women and being nice got me shit.  But I had no clue why.  I had no idea why acting like I didn’t care was so effective when it went against everything I was seeing and hearing about females.  All I knew then was that it fucking worked.

At this point I had already been back in college working on my bachelors degree,  so the whole self improvement thing seemed to flow nicely.  And thats what the PUA material seemed like to me.  After David D, I read a book that he recommended by a guy named Neil Strauss called “The Game”.  That opened up the flood gates and gave me a whole host of PUA characters to research.  Some of whom I still read their material today.

The MRA/MGTOW piece was a little different.  I was just frustrated as fuck, angry.  Like most married guys my social circle had been reduced to next to nothing.  Mainly friends from work or school, that I usually only saw at work or school.  I was pissed that I had allowed this part of my life to become so fucked up.

I had heard of wordpress and blogspot because I had found some PUA blogs on the sites.  So I decided that I would vent my frustrations in the form of a blog.  I figured that I had to get this shit off my chest before it fucking killed me.  So unaware of the number of guys who were doing the same thing, I started this blog.  All I knew was that I was fucking pissed and I had to do something even if it was just writing in the dark.

Then one day I was on wordpress and typed in something along the lines of “don’t get married” and one of the search results was some guy called “The Zero Tolerance Man”.  So I clicked on it and I was blown away!

HOLY FUCKING CHRISTY CANYON IN THE ASS!!!!!!, this guy is saying exactly what I’m thinking!!  I”m not alone!!  Then I started to explore the blogroll on his site and the first blog I visited was Marky Mark’s who also echoed most of my opinions.  I’m still working my way through those guys’ blogrolls.  But that’s when the bubble burst and although I am by no means a “ghost”, the writings of all these different guys from all walks of life have been a  treasure trove of information.  It has allowed me to unplug a bit, to take a step back and see things from a better angle.

Thank you gentlemen.  And thank you to the people who are reading this fucking rant of a blog, I never expected that to happen.  Thanks Fuckers!

You are now free to move about WordPress.com.

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Why So Pissed at Tiger?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 25, 2010


This is your Captain Speaking……………..welcome aboard fuckers.

Yes, I know.  Tiger Woods is the story that never dies, but why has it stirred so much emotion?  It’s pretty simple, it shows what men and women really want.


Tiger just wants to fuck and if most guys had his means that’s what they would do.  His actions reminds women what their men would do if they got that promotion, finished graduate school, or got a better job.  It reminds them that their guy would dump their worthless nagging asses in a heartbeat!


The actions of Tiger’s wife show guys what women are really after…………money.  Plain and simple, when the initial lust of the relationship wears off, its all about money.  All the talk about independent women is just a bunch of bullshit.  They’re only independent if they’re getting money from a man.

Tiger’s real mistake was getting married and having kids.  All that did was secure the transfer of assets from him to his aging trophy wife.

There is absolutely no benefit to a man to get married.

You are now free to bang the sky cunts about the cabin.


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Hey Old Fucker!!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 14, 2010


This is your Captain speaking……………welcome aboard fuckers!!

Does any of this female psycho-babble sound familiar?

You’re just bitter!

Someone must have really hurt you.

You just hate women!

Not all women are like that……I’m not.

You just haven’t met the right woman yet.

Of course when that doesn’t work then they try this…………..

Don’t you want to grow old with someone?  (what they forget is to add is that someone will be bugging and nagging the living hell out of you until one of you dies!!!!)

I feel sad for you.

You’ll never know true love with that attitude.

Older guys didn’t just pull their attitudes out of a fucking straw hat.  They came from years of life experiences.  We need to listen to our elders, I know that’s crazy-talk nowadays, but trust me.  These guys aren’t saying to stay away from marriage because “they can’t get laid”.  They’re saying it because its true.

The “See the matrix” analogy is probably grossly overused, but in this case it fits perfectly.  As we mature we start noticing patterns of behavior.  We notice that these patterns seem to match what some of these “old farts” have been trying to warn us about for years.  Pretty much every guy knows of another guy who has been raked over the coals by the court system.

Then through the power of hindsight, you start looking back at all your relationships and you can usually pinpoint the moment the first red flag went up.  But you stayed.

You’re now free to walk 10 miles uphill in the snow.



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Female Sexual Prime Myth?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 1, 2009


This is your Captain speaking………….welcome aboard fuckers!

OK, I’m sick and tired of listening to these overweight middle aged broads talk about how they are in their “sexual prime” and that men their age can’t keep up.  For now, let’s ignore the fact that the simple sight of the average American woman naked is not a pretty sight and would be an instant boner killer.

Everyone knows that women are at their hottest the second that they turn 18 and it goes downhill from there.  However when they are young, they are getting plenty of attention from guys.  Its ATTENTION that women crave and when they’re young they can get lots of it without much trouble.  It’s been said by countless others and its worth repeating:

WOMEN ARE ATTENTION WHORES!


typical  30-something American woman

Fast forward 10 years and 55 pounds later and Ms. Fat and Sassy is finding that she’s about as desirable as a used turd at a yard sale.  Guys her age can afford chicks much younger and hotter.  The attention train has derailed for her.  So to combat this and to fill the never-ending Western Female ego, this idea that they are in their sexual prime was started.

Because sex is the only thing that they have left.  Now that their looks have vanished its their last and only card left to play.  Some guys will bang anything, mainly broke guys.  But for a woman, attention is attention and they don’t care where or how they get it.

The sexual peak thing is just another example of how women want their cake and eat it too.  They can’t accept the fact that as they age, they have less of what men want and as men age, we have more of what women want.

So they make up some shit to make themselves feel better because the last thing that any woman wants to hear is the truth!

You are now free to piss on a fat girl’s french fries.


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