Captain No-Marriage Blog

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The Great Escape

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 31, 2010


This is your Captain speaking……………….welcome aboard fuckers.

Back on May 4th 2009, I entered my first damn post where I said I would chronicle my journey out of marriage.  Since then I have been stashing away cash, $5 here, $20 there into what I call a F U Fund.  This is because my wife and I had already separated once and got back together due to finances.  Since then, we have eliminated all joint debt and even some of our individual debt.  I needed my stash of cash because although I do have friends that would put me up if I was out in the cold, I do not have any family that I could shack up with for a few months while I got my affairs in order.  So I had to plan.


I planned for the worse.  I planned that the day I told my wife I wanted a divorce that I’d have to leave that day.  That day came and went this week, prior I had been looking at apartments.  I knew exactly where I would go.

However the worse did not happen.  Although I would compare my situation to the situation in the Gulf of Mexico and the BP oil spill.  The situation may seem under control now, but it could go to fuck at any minute.

Some things did go as I planned, I was the bad guy of course and she claimed to be the perfect wife.  She claimed I was just using her and that she was the only one contributing to the marriage, blah, blah, blah.

While I play an asshole on the internet, I do have one or two good qualities even though being civil can get you screwed over.  Currently we have agreed that this will not be a hasty, unguided split.  However, please remember the BP situation.  It could blow at any moment.  Right now the time frame for my departure is Nov-Dec.  I am still preparing for the worst.

You are now free to move about the cabin.

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Women fuck themselves up or women and Hitler part 2

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 23, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

Yeah, so what, I’m repeating myself.  So fucking what, bitches do it all the time.

I’m just fucking tired of so called grown adult women blaming all their bad decisions on men.  They can’t fucking decide if they are the victim or if they want to be the “strong woman”.  Of course strong woman probably gets some kind of gov’t assitance, alimony, or child support.  In essence, support from a man.  That doesn’t sound very fucking strong or independent to me ladies, you lying cunts.

What are American women smoking these days?  Ever notice how NOTHING is these bitches fault, unless it happens to turn out positive of course.  How many times have you heard some cunt say this old line..?  “I was in college then I got pregnant…..”.  A dozen forms of birth control plus abortion and the morning after pill and she magically got knocked up and that why she works at Subway……….right.  Tell me another one bitch.

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Everything is always the man’s fault.  If a woman cancels a date and the man isn’t mad, upset or causes a scene (like a woman would), then it’s not that he’s actually being mature, oh no that would imply that she’s in the wrong.  No, it’s that he “doesn’t care”.  Fuck you cunt and your piss ass mind games!

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Its fucking amazing that in one sentence these bitches are in everyone’s face talking about how damn smart they are, then in the next how some guy took advantage of them during a vulnerable time.  Make up your fucking mind.  Are you independent or a fucking sock puppet?  The typical woman can’t seem to control what comes out of her womb or how much food gets crammed into her fat mouth.  And we’re just supposed to accept it?  Hell no, let these lazy fat cunts rot away with their 9 cats.

Women are like cars, it’s always better to lease than to buy and you can count on the fact that next year there will be newer and hotter models available.

You’re now free to move about my ballsack.

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