Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

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Average American Woman, Single Mother

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 24, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……..

I wish this was a gross exaggeration, but I see this every fucking time I go to the store.  Fucking sad.

Some men are a part of the problem, videos like this one with all these damn manginas and pussy beggars falling over this out of shape, sloppy ass female.  What is worse is that these women are walking around like they are Tyra Banks or some shit.  All because of a bunch of broke thirsty ass dudes who don’t have any game or self respect.  After all, why else would you talk to a fat or unattractive woman?

It’s sad, some of these women would actually be fuckable if they lost some damn weight.  But from their perspective, why should they?  They are already getting what they want…..ATTENTION.

I say let’s cut these attention whores off from their drug.

Step up your game gentlemen, fuck the women that YOU want to fuck, you deserve it.

You’re now free to fuck about the cabin.

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This just in……….Marriage still sucks balls!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 5, 2009


Why, oh why did I ever give up the freedom of living alone?

On top of that marriage will shrink your social circle quicker than 50 degree water will shrink your nutsack. And God forbid you want to have friends of your own. Mutual friends are worthless because they amount to nothing more than eyes and ears for the wife when she’s not around.

But what do I miss the most about living alone? Sex with different women? Doing whatever I want, whenever I want?

No, what I miss most is the silence. I miss not being criticized and nit-picked to death at every turn. If women are such great multi-taskers, then why the hell can’t they just learn how to sit down and shut the fuck up.

Till next time, this is your Captain speaking.

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