Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

Posts Tagged ‘marriage sucks’

Single Mother’s Day

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 10, 2023


This is your Captain speaking…………………….welcome aboard fuckers!

In churches all around the Western world, this Sunday is the day pastors of all faiths will stand in the pulpit to tell single mothers how great they are. On top of that, today’s preacher men never miss an opportunity to shame men and tell them how they need to step up and wife up these broads.

Now am I saying we shouldn’t honor mothers on Mother’s Day? No, but if you’ve been to church lately then you know what I’m talking about. Do they uplift the women who got married before they got knocked up? Hell no!!! Why would they, that group is the minority now. Now it’s all about the constant pandering to 304s and single mothers. The old blank slate as Rollo likes to call it. Doesn’t matter what you did in your past, you are BORN AGAIN and woe to anyone who brings up your past. And women actually believe that blank slate should extend outside the church walls. They’re shocked when they find out it doesn’t.

For those who are in church on Mother’s day, make sure you stop back by next month for Father’s day. You won’t see any celebration of men or fathers. Nope, it’s another chance to kiss the single mother’s ass by telling me how they have to “do better”. What is “do better”, well of course it’s doing your part fellas by making one of these single mommies a respectable woman by putting a ring on it.

You’ll see the same script play out of your church has a Men’s or Women’s days. That’s why you won’t see a lot of young single men in the church. There’s nothing there for them. That old saying your grandparents said about meeting a good woman in church might have worked back in their time, but not today. Today’s church is full of WIC, Section 8, and multiple baby daddies.

Then on top of that a guy would have to sit there and be lectured about how he needs to step up (despite having his shit together) and how great the women are despite the fact they are a govt subsidized shitshow.

Just not worth a man’s time.

You’re now free to move about the pulpit.

Posted in Fathers, Red Pill, Single mothers, women's studies | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

CrapGPT – More Dating Advice

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on March 28, 2023


This is your Captain Speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.

Well our progressive AI engineers over at CrapGPT have another list filled with the latest stupidity the feminist world has to offer. I started with asking for 10 reasons a guy should date a feminist. As you can guess, the program went right to work and spit out 10 bullshit reasons, no lag, no wait, just shit them right out.

Then for the hell of it, I asked if there might be any reasons a guy would NOT want to date a feminist. This time I thought the tool had froze. I was expecting it to just return an error. It finally started typing out a response……..REALLY SLOW!! The servers must have been smoking, this thing was trying like hell to crank out something it’s feminist overlords would approve of. It eventually shit out the 5 reasons below……..

  1. Misunderstandings: Some guys may have misunderstandings or misconceptions about feminism, and may not want to date someone who identifies as a feminist because they believe that it means they hate men or are overly militant.

Wow……..I wonder where we get that idea from? I guess it’s just one big misunderstanding on men’s part. Surely we pulled this one out of our ass.

  1. Different values: Some guys may have different values or beliefs than a feminist partner, which can lead to conflict or tension in the relationship.

Yes some men believe we should act like men and women should be feminine. Some of us more radical guys also don’t like our kids mixing with drag queens or that there really differences between males and females.

  1. Different priorities: If a guy doesn’t prioritize gender equality or social justice in his own life, he may not be interested in dating someone who does.

Who in their right mind has social justice as a priority in their life? Social justice is just word salad that means too lazy to do actual work and make actual changes in the real world. These are people who think using a hashtag on a Twitter post is actually doing something.

  1. Fear of losing power or privilege: Some guys may feel threatened by the idea of gender equality and may fear losing power or privilege in a relationship with a feminist partner.

So fucking Skynet here is supposed to be the most advanced language driven thing since sliced bread. Yet just look at recycled and tired lines that don’t actually say a damn thing. What privilege does a guy have? It’s the woman who has the privilege of knowing she can call the cops and when they get there, it’s the guy who is spending the night in jail. She doesn’t even have to worry about getting in trouble for lying. Talk about privilege!

  1. Internalized sexism: Some guys may hold internalized sexist beliefs, which can lead them to view women who are outspoken or assertive as “bossy” or “difficult”.

How about some guys don’t want to come home to a “bossy” or “difficult” woman because it’s a miserable way to fucking live!!!!! Also these broads are never difficult about shit that matters. You’ll never meet a woman with a strong opinion which dividend stock to add to your portfolio but you’ll damn sure find plenty to bitch about where you take your shoes off or which towel you dry your fucking hands on. Imagine working on an oil rig and coming home to some bitch telling you that you put your shoes in the wrong place when you took them off!!!

This shit is being woven into tomorrow’s technology. Which is nothing new, sitcoms have been making fun of men for decades now and the old movies and shows with masculine men are pretty much done with.

It’s only a matter of time before some politician decides to solve the teacher shortage with AI tools like this. The perfect progressive teacher. One who can literally rewrite anything that doesn’t fit the narrative of the day. Or right out of school, welcome to your entry level job, you now report to a computer who will make sure you color within the lines here a FU Corp.

You’re now free to move about the interwebs.

Posted in Politics, Red Pill, relationship, Uncategorized, women, women's studies | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Feminist AI? The ChatGPT Chronicles

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on March 24, 2023


This………..is………your Captain speaking…………….welcome aboard fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell is up fuckers! I’ve been lurking around on youtube, just commenting. No vids as of yet but it’s been fun commenting.

So I’m sure most of you have heard of ChatGPT, aka “Skynet”. Anywhore, it’s actually got some legit uses for things like help with debugging code. However, I decided to have it help with some content. Keep in mind guys, these programs might be advanced but they will still have the bias of the people who made them. This post is probably the first of many where I explore how the feminist narrative has infected even AI. I started by asking Skynet to give me ten reasons a childless man should date a single mother. So grab your poison and let’s tear Skynet a new ass. I’ll post below the “article” it gave me with my drunken commentary.

Here are 10 reasons why single childless men should consider dating single mothers:

They are independent: Single mothers have to juggle various responsibilities such as raising their children, working, and managing the household. As a result, they have learned to be independent and self-sufficient, which can be attractive qualities in a partner.

Independent? Yeah sure if you don’t count the shit-ton of govt assistance they get, along with child support and huge tax refunds just because they shit out a kid. Ok Skynet, you’re off to a blazing fucking start here.

They are nurturing: Single mothers have experience in nurturing and caring for children, which can translate into being caring and nurturing partners as well. They have also learned how to be patient and understanding, which are qualities that can be appreciated in a relationship.

If they are so fucking patient then why can’t most of them be patient and marry before they carry?

They are responsible: Single mothers have to be responsible for the well-being of their children, which can translate into being responsible and reliable partners as well. They know how to prioritize and make decisions that are in the best interest of their family.

RESPONSIBLE?!?!?!?!!! Are you fucking shitting me Skynet? A woman who has unprotected sex and craps out a kid out of wedlock is responsible? And what in the blue fuck is that last line about…….best interest of their family? Most divorces are filed by women, is that in the best interest of the family? Holy fuck, I should have only asked for 5 reasons, I may blow a gasket by the time we get to number ten.

They are mature: Single mothers have gone through the experience of raising a child, which can often result in them being more mature than their childless counterparts. They have had to deal with challenges and overcome obstacles, which can give them a unique perspective on life.

Mature? Having a kid out of wedlock or divorcing the child’s father is mature? Notice how this “reason” is a slight towards guys who have made good decisions and haven’t just gone around reproducing with anyone willing.

They are loyal: Single mothers are often fiercely loyal to their children and their families, which can translate into being loyal and committed partners as well. They understand the value of relationships and the importance of sticking together through thick and thin.

Over 3/4 of divorces are filed by women and this fucking fembot wants to say they’re loyal????

They are good listeners: Single mothers often have to be good listeners in order to understand the needs and concerns of their children. This can translate into being good listeners in a relationship as well, which is an important quality for any partner.

No they are not good listeners because if you talk to any single mom long enough she’ll tell you about how there were people in her life who tried to tell her not to get with the guy that smashed, dashed, and left her with a kid(s). Yet, Miss Independent ignored that advice.

They are adaptable: Single mothers have had to adapt to various changes and challenges in their lives, which can make them adaptable and flexible partners. They understand the importance of being able to adjust to new situations and circumstances.

They are adaptable as long as there is some kind of govt assistance to help them along.

They are financially responsible: Single mothers often have to manage their finances carefully in order to provide for their children. This can translate into being financially responsible partners as well. They understand the importance of budgeting and saving for the future.

What the actual fucking fuck! Financially responsible? A lot of single moms have to trade sex for getting the light bill paid. If they are so good with money, then how come so many of them qualify for Section 8?

They are empathetic: Single mothers have had to deal with their own share of challenges and difficulties, which can make them empathetic partners. They understand what it’s like to struggle and can provide emotional support and understanding when needed.

Most women, especially younger ones, cannot see past their own nose. This is a scientific fact proven by NASA.

They are great communicators: Single mothers often have to communicate effectively with their children, which can translate into being great communicators in a relationship as well. They understand the importance of clear and honest communication, which can be a valuable asset in any relationship.

Translation: They are good liars.

In conclusion, single mothers can make great partners for single childless men for a variety of reasons. They are independent, nurturing, responsible, mature, loyal, good listeners, adaptable, financially responsible, empathetic, and great communicators. If you’re a single childless man looking for a partner, don’t overlook the possibility of dating a single mother.

In conclusion, ChatGPS aka Skynet doesn’t know what the fuck it’s talking about. Now I did ask for a counterpoint argument and much to my surprise it actually gave me 10 reasons but…………it was still slanted towards the single mother. Big surprise. Anywhore, I’ll be hitting up Skynet with more questions until it either bans me or starts WWIII.

You are now free to drink about the cabin and avoid baby mamas.

Posted in Marriage, marriage sucks, Red Pill, relationship, sex, Single mothers, Uncategorized, women, women's studies | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Quality???

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 22, 2020


What is up fuckers! Passed out in the cockpit but your Captain is still alive!

So I was able to drop in on a live broadcast from Jon at Modern Life Dating. Definitely follow this guy on IG at the very least. He’s triggering people left and right and it’s good comedy. And definitely check out the Rule Zero shows on youtube that’s a collaboration between all the best thinkers in the Red Pill space right now.

Anywhore, the topic was about what to look for in a quality woman and he played a clip from this video that’s about A Day in the Life of a Japanese Mom.  Just the first few minutes will blow your fucking mind. It’s like going back in time. A woman who is actually happy to be a wife and mother. Imagine that! One of many things I noticed about this woman was how she took care of her husband and child before she even made herself a fucking cup of coffee!!!! Just stop and think about how many times you’ve heard a woman say shit like don’t even talk to me until I have my coffee. Nah, not this chick, she took care of her family first. Well guess what American women, that’s why she has a family and you have 17 cats.

American woman can’t even do a nice thing for their husband without adding in some kind of sideways look or smartass comment. One gentleman on the broadcast brought up a great point about how a man doesn’t want to fight when he gets home. Amen to that! But we all have known those broads who ALWAYS have to have the last fucking word, always have to show how “smart” she is and all that bullshit. That gets old quick!

Anyways I just wanted to hop on and check in. I’ll be highlighting some of the guys whose content I’ve really been enjoying lately in upcoming posts. I’ve also got more stories from the front lines of American corporate culture and shit I hear in the prison……..uhh I mean company lunchroom.

You’re now free to move about the interwebs.

 

Posted in avoid marriage, Captain No Marriage, marriage sucks, Red Pill, Uncategorized, women's studies | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | Leave a Comment »

Truth, Bullshit, and the American Way!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on September 28, 2019


This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!

Sometimes you really don’t see things coming. First hipsters start drinking PBR. Then PBR comes out with a whiskey. The madness didn’t stop there, now there is PBR Hard Coffee. When does it end?

I don’t have to tell you how TV and movies are a feminist shit storm. 50 Shades of Bullshit movies. Ms Marvel is now “Captain” Marvel. (I guess anyone can just call themselves Captain now). Then you have Superman, the ultimate blue pill guy with oneitis.

Actually, let’s pause on Superman. The old one, hell let’s take it back to the black and white series. That was 50 Shades for the 1950s. Think I’m just drunk? Maybe. Grab one for yourself.

Here’s the most powerful guy on the planet who can have whatever he wants. Yet he sucks the corporate cock and he has oneitis for some average broad. He was always doing what society thought he should do. As Rollo Tomassi would probably say, he wasn’t his own mental point of origin.

Then 60 years later, powerful guy but instead of taking advantage of it, he gets oneitis for some average (on a good day) chick. I know some on the tradcon side of things yearn for a hot tub time machine to take us back to the good old days. They had the same bullshit back then, they were just better at covering up the smell.

You’re now free to shove Cryptonite up someone’s ass. (see what I did there)

Posted in avoid marriage, marriage sucks, Red Pill, Uncategorized | Tagged: , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Still Kicking in 2019!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 6, 2019


Image result for marriage is shit

 

What’s up fuckers! I’ve got a shitload of content coming in 2019………well, actually all I have at the moment is a shitload of booze which is pretty much the same thing.

Posted in Marriage, marriage sucks, Uncategorized | Tagged: , , , | 2 Comments »

Men Love Fat Women

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 31, 2017


This is your Captain speaking……..welcome aboard fuckers!!!

I know a lot of the large and in charge hefties who claim that men love them just the way they are. They vary in fatness, from Jabba the Hut to the cute chick with a model face but a spare tire that is usually outclassed by her outrageously huge tits.  Their main claim is that men of course love fat women because look around, them and other women like them are able to get laid.

To me that’s like saying, since prisons are over-crowded, that must mean the rooms are really nice. The Ritz Carlton isn’t over-crowded, prison therefore must be nicer than the Ritz.

Let’s step back in time gentlemen, not too far, maybe the 80s, big hair, cocaine, Mtv actually played music.  I heard an older and wiser man say that in his day, the guys who played sports in school got the pretty girls and the rest of us got the other ones but they weren’t bad since they usually had the body, just not the face.

My how times change. I can remember the end of that era. It’s not new, the guys with the most power/resources get to choose their mates, nothing new there since the dawn of time. But like the old guys said, the ones left were still pretty fucking good. I had a prom date that from the neck down could have been in High Society magazine, maybe even Swank if you included her face. She had zero chance of prom queen but she would have taken the prize for blow job queen, that bitch loved to practice!

Back then, average meant she had her shit together but she just wasn’t blessed with a playboy bunny face. Like a getting a hail damaged Lexus, it’s still a fucking Lexus.  Nowadays when a woman says she’s average that just means that she can walk around Walmart under her own power without using one of those scooters. I saw some shit where a chick who was a size 16 was calling her self average.

We’ve got that 200lb tub of a SI cover model trying to convince all the other fatties that she works out. Works out of a Burger King bag maybe.

The guys you see with fat women today are the same types of guys who had the average decent looking women 30 years ago. The problem is women have lowered the bar quicker than Michael Jackson was lowering little kids pants.

Yes, there are a TON of guys with overweight women, show me the guys who are with a fat chick and are happy about it. Show me the guy who is with a tubster and wouldn’t trade her big ass in faster than a used Ford Tempo is his income suddenly doubled. You can’t because that guy doesn’t exist.

“But if the guy didn’t like it he wouldn’t be there….”

Let me clear that shit up right now, humans are lazy, it’s our nature to take the path of least resistance. Fat chicks are the path of least resistance when it comes to pussy. Yeah, spoiler alert, fat girls are easy. Rub your cock in chicken grease and let the magic begin.

Some of you guys actually got one of the decent ones, SCORE…………oh wait….it was bait and switch, after the marriage she just packed on the comfort weight. Apparently it took her 80lbs of extra weight to be comfortable. Lucky you.

The only thing that will change this is some type of SHTF (that’s for my readers who are preppers) scenario where food isn’t readily available at women’s fat fingertips. When we are forced to go back to a more primitive way of life where the slowest one of the bunch is the one who dies, that’s when shit will change. Until then if you want to fuck an American woman you better strap on the beer goggles, hell make it the Everclear goggles, beer just isn’t cutting it anymore with these bitches.

You’re now free to do shots of Everclear

Posted in avoid marriage, Marriage, marriage sucks, women, women's studies | Tagged: , , , | 2 Comments »

#Truth

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on March 11, 2017


truth

Posted in avoid marriage, marriage sucks, Uncategorized, women's studies | Tagged: , , | Leave a Comment »

In Case You Forgot…

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on January 2, 2017


marriage-trap

 

Posted in avoid marriage, marriage sucks, Uncategorized, women's studies | Tagged: , , | 1 Comment »

Chick Leaves Marriage….but ONLY after Shitting out a Kid

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 27, 2016


This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!!!

Not that this will surprise anyone who reads this blog, but over at the Suckington Post they have a story from a single mom……big surprise…….talking about how having her son gave her the strength to leave her husband.

Yes after years of marriage it wasn’t until she shat out a womb turd that she “realized” that her husband was verbally and emotionally abusive.  No folks not until she had locked down that 18+ year annuity did she realize she needed to leave her marriage.  Funny how that shit works.

She mentioned that she grew up with two parents but for some reason she decided on her own that her son didn’t need that.  No like most Western women she has decided that she’ll raise him to be perfect little gentleman, nothing like the guy she spent so much time spreading her legs for.

But that’s not all folks…………if you wander down to the comment section you’ll see several women say that they could have written the same dumbfuck story.  Isn’t that special?

Also throughout the story she makes sure to reference the kid as HER son, as if she had some sort of virgin birth.  She also mentioned how she didn’t have much money and would have to work……..brace yourselves……FULL TIME……..gasp!!!  A woman working full time, what kind of sorcery is this?  That poor little princess!!

It’s stories like this that I wish I could sit down with the guy and get his side of the story.  Like how he probably worked his ass off to support her and how the “abuse” was actually her constantly bitching about him working to take care of her and how marriage wasn’t the fairy-tale she thought it should be.

This is just one of thousands of examples of what marriage has become today.  Marriage is a shit sandwich for guys and that’s probably an insult to shit sandwiches!

If you guys aren’t tuning into the Tom Leykis show to catch the family law hour every other Tuesday, you need to start.  Or if you’re a lazy fuck like me, just subscribe and listen to it whenever, that segment alone is worth the money!  They talk about crazy shit like this all the time!

I just don’t know what else to say, that article is pure fuckery and so are the majority of women.  Just use em and lose em.  That’s all you can do and as they say in the UFC…”Protect yourself at all times”

You’re now free drink about the cabin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted in avoid marriage, marriage sucks, Uncategorized, women's studies | Tagged: , , , | Leave a Comment »

 
%d bloggers like this: