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In churches all around the Western world, this Sunday is the day pastors of all faiths will stand in the pulpit to tell single mothers how great they are. On top of that, today’s preacher men never miss an opportunity to shame men and tell them how they need to step up and wife up these broads.
Now am I saying we shouldn’t honor mothers on Mother’s Day? No, but if you’ve been to church lately then you know what I’m talking about. Do they uplift the women who got married before they got knocked up? Hell no!!! Why would they, that group is the minority now. Now it’s all about the constant pandering to 304s and single mothers. The old blank slate as Rollo likes to call it. Doesn’t matter what you did in your past, you are BORN AGAIN and woe to anyone who brings up your past. And women actually believe that blank slate should extend outside the church walls. They’re shocked when they find out it doesn’t.
For those who are in church on Mother’s day, make sure you stop back by next month for Father’s day. You won’t see any celebration of men or fathers. Nope, it’s another chance to kiss the single mother’s ass by telling me how they have to “do better”. What is “do better”, well of course it’s doing your part fellas by making one of these single mommies a respectable woman by putting a ring on it.
You’ll see the same script play out of your church has a Men’s or Women’s days. That’s why you won’t see a lot of young single men in the church. There’s nothing there for them. That old saying your grandparents said about meeting a good woman in church might have worked back in their time, but not today. Today’s church is full of WIC, Section 8, and multiple baby daddies.
Then on top of that a guy would have to sit there and be lectured about how he needs to step up (despite having his shit together) and how great the women are despite the fact they are a govt subsidized shitshow.
This is your Captain Speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.
Well our progressive AI engineers over at CrapGPT have another list filled with the latest stupidity the feminist world has to offer. I started with asking for 10 reasons a guy should date a feminist. As you can guess, the program went right to work and spit out 10 bullshit reasons, no lag, no wait, just shit them right out.
Then for the hell of it, I asked if there might be any reasons a guy would NOT want to date a feminist. This time I thought the tool had froze. I was expecting it to just return an error. It finally started typing out a response……..REALLY SLOW!! The servers must have been smoking, this thing was trying like hell to crank out something it’s feminist overlords would approve of. It eventually shit out the 5 reasons below……..
Misunderstandings: Some guys may have misunderstandings or misconceptions about feminism, and may not want to date someone who identifies as a feminist because they believe that it means they hate men or are overly militant.
Wow……..I wonder where we get that idea from? I guess it’s just one big misunderstanding on men’s part. Surely we pulled this one out of our ass.
Different values: Some guys may have different values or beliefs than a feminist partner, which can lead to conflict or tension in the relationship.
Yes some men believe we should act like men and women should be feminine. Some of us more radical guys also don’t like our kids mixing with drag queens or that there really differences between males and females.
Different priorities: If a guy doesn’t prioritize gender equality or social justice in his own life, he may not be interested in dating someone who does.
Who in their right mind has social justice as a priority in their life? Social justice is just word salad that means too lazy to do actual work and make actual changes in the real world. These are people who think using a hashtag on a Twitter post is actually doing something.
Fear of losing power or privilege: Some guys may feel threatened by the idea of gender equality and may fear losing power or privilege in a relationship with a feminist partner.
So fucking Skynet here is supposed to be the most advanced language driven thing since sliced bread. Yet just look at recycled and tired lines that don’t actually say a damn thing. What privilege does a guy have? It’s the woman who has the privilege of knowing she can call the cops and when they get there, it’s the guy who is spending the night in jail. She doesn’t even have to worry about getting in trouble for lying. Talk about privilege!
Internalized sexism: Some guys may hold internalized sexist beliefs, which can lead them to view women who are outspoken or assertive as “bossy” or “difficult”.
How about some guys don’t want to come home to a “bossy” or “difficult” woman because it’s a miserable way to fucking live!!!!! Also these broads are never difficult about shit that matters. You’ll never meet a woman with a strong opinion which dividend stock to add to your portfolio but you’ll damn sure find plenty to bitch about where you take your shoes off or which towel you dry your fucking hands on. Imagine working on an oil rig and coming home to some bitch telling you that you put your shoes in the wrong place when you took them off!!!
This shit is being woven into tomorrow’s technology. Which is nothing new, sitcoms have been making fun of men for decades now and the old movies and shows with masculine men are pretty much done with.
It’s only a matter of time before some politician decides to solve the teacher shortage with AI tools like this. The perfect progressive teacher. One who can literally rewrite anything that doesn’t fit the narrative of the day. Or right out of school, welcome to your entry level job, you now report to a computer who will make sure you color within the lines here a FU Corp.
This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!
Sometimes you really don’t see things coming. First hipsters start drinking PBR. Then PBR comes out with a whiskey. The madness didn’t stop there, now there is PBR Hard Coffee. When does it end?
I don’t have to tell you how TV and movies are a feminist shit storm. 50 Shades of Bullshit movies. Ms Marvel is now “Captain” Marvel. (I guess anyone can just call themselves Captain now). Then you have Superman, the ultimate blue pill guy with oneitis.
Actually, let’s pause on Superman. The old one, hell let’s take it back to the black and white series. That was 50 Shades for the 1950s. Think I’m just drunk? Maybe. Grab one for yourself.
Here’s the most powerful guy on the planet who can have whatever he wants. Yet he sucks the corporate cock and he has oneitis for some average broad. He was always doing what society thought he should do. As Rollo Tomassi would probably say, he wasn’t his own mental point of origin.
Then 60 years later, powerful guy but instead of taking advantage of it, he gets oneitis for some average (on a good day) chick. I know some on the tradcon side of things yearn for a hot tub time machine to take us back to the good old days. They had the same bullshit back then, they were just better at covering up the smell.
You’re now free to shove Cryptonite up someone’s ass. (see what I did there)
This is your Captain speaking, sorry about that landing in San Fran, but……….Welcome aboard fuckers!!!!!!!
Ok, you probably never expected me to support any kind of marriage but hear me out fuckers. Some of you probably already know my angle on this so here we go!!!!!!!
Listen, our family court system is FUCKED!!! We all know that, if you’re a man you might as well lube up your ass and grab your ankles because you will get royally screwed in court by your ex, the lawyers, the whole fucking system!!!
As we’ve talked about here and other people have brought up in other venues, the only time they change a law that’s unfair to men is when it affects the little women too. Just look at the case in Florida where the governor vetoed a bill that would have eliminated lifetime alimony. I mean we can’t have that now can we? What would the poor little gold-digging whores do?
So what we need guys is more bitches thrown on our side of the fence. What we need is a nice pretty young thing to get with some manly looking broad and the two divorce. It would be even better if they adopted a kid too, that way the manly bitch could get ass raped just like any man.
Things aren’t going to change until women start to feel the pain too, then it will suddenly become a national priority, there will be pages of editorials of how the system is broken and unfair.
I personally don’t give two shits who you’re fucking, this isn’t about gay, straight or sheep lovers. The marriage failure rate for gay people will be just as shitty as it is for the rest of us. So hang on to your butt plugs and rubber fists gay people because this is one ride that won’t make you explode with pleasure. You have just boarded the Shit Town Express!!!!
I’ve tried to warn the LGBT community that marriage was a shitty deal, but you fucks refuse to listen, so now I want you to get exactly what you’re asking for, because that’s the only way men will get what I’m asking for. The system is broken people, take off your Elton John rose colored glasses and try to see what the fuck I’m saying. Read the comments on this blog and others like it. You don’t want this.
However, since the gay community seems to think they know more than the rest of us, fuck em. I look forward to the day when some crying cunt in on the Today show talking about how her ex-wife took her for everything she owned. Welcome to our world cunt.
This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers!
Women, especially single mothers, love to stand on their tuna-stained soapbox and tell everyone how there just aren’t any good men left. But do they ever ask why? Maybe this offers a clue?
Ahhhh yes, single motherhood in action. Ladies, the reason there are less “real men” around is because single mothers are raising kids like that. You are the reason, yes you ya dumb deadbeat riding skank!
It’s the economy stupid…..no wait…..wrong post…….it’s your vagina stupid!! (that’s the ticket!)
You see when you decide to that you don’t need a man and that you can do it all “on your own” (on your meaning with a man’s money, state assistance or both) this is what you get.
I could go on explaining this but fuck that, my beer is getting warm and every guy reading this knows exactly what the fuck I’m talking about. Even my two female readers understand. So I’m out, let these bitches whine about the lack of men, they need to look in the goddamn mirror, then they need to smash their face into it, then they need to suck my cock……wait…..suck my cock then smash your face. Yeah, that’ll work.
You’re now free to do coke off a hookers ass, just don’t do it at the end of her shift.
What’s up fuckers, I found this over at ScareCrow’s site. An awesome vid about feminism. Well worth the time to check out and while you’re at it check out Marc’s site. I’ve been listening to the radio archive section where you can hear some recent interviews about NO-mance Day, or as it should be called……Marc Rudov Day!
This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers!!!
Lots of divorce stories in the news this week. I can’t help to notice a trend in some of the celebrity divorces coming about.
Take Charlie Sheen for example, married in 2008, now has to pay $55,000 a month, yes a fucking MONTH!!!….for child support. Ashlee Simpson also filed for divorce after her 3 year marriage but not before she found time to shit out a kid also.
Now this not just a celebrity deal, I see it all the time. Woman goes from being perfect girlfriend to never happy bitch wife and is knocked up, by accident of course within the first year of the marriage. Then before the kid even is barely out of diapers the couple some how “grows apart”.
A lot of times if the guy is well off, she’ll crank out two or three kids in rapid succession, be a stay at home mom and secure both a healthy alimony and child support payment from the poor sucker who married her ever expanding ass.
Tom Leykis used to tell his listeners to wait until you’ve been married 5 years before you have kids. That is of course if you were just determined to be married and to raise a family, children were the only reason he’d ever be ok with marriage however he would still point out that while it was good for the child it was still not good for the man. I completely agree.
I also agree with waiting 5 years. Just think of all the relationships that were in the shitter by year 3 or 4!! I know lots of guys whose wives conveniently got knocked up right before they decided they wanted a divorce. Leaving the guy stuck paying an 18 year annuity, tax free for her!!
Gentlemen, your sperm are like blank checks or a debit card with the pin written on the back. Actually worse because if a thief steals your debit card he can only get what’s in there today. If a woman gets a hold of your sperm she gets her claws into what you have for the next two decades!!!!
What’s up fuckers. I was on YouTube checking out thong videos and I took some time to check in on Chapin’s Inferno and found this gem. He does some great work and this just one of millions of fine examples. Enjoy fuckers.
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