Captain No-Marriage Blog

Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

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Behind every good man………………..

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 15, 2009


is a toilet.

Ok, ok, is a woman. Let’s run with that for a minute since women love to take credit for everything. Even when a guy is single, they say “he had his mother”. Ok, I’ll say that every Fortune 500 ceo has a woman behind him………..so does every one of the over 2,000,000 prison inmates. Good job ladies.

Two million inmates, all with a woman behind them. That tells me that the 500 ceo’s were lucky. Obviously having a woman in your corner is not a lucky rabbits foot. Chances are you’ll become an inmate before you nail down a CEO position.

Of course, women’s groups leave that statistic out, how convenient. Being a mother is a biological function that requires no intelligence what so ever. In fact the woman does not even have to be awake to conceive a child. All the bitch has to do is lay there, which is what most married women do….just lay there until the guy gets tired of it, then she takes half his assets.

So much for being equal.

Fucking worthless cunts.

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One mother is enough!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 6, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……

Where in the blue hell do women get this idea that they have to act like our mommies?

Funny how when I lived alone the garbage got taken out, laundry got done, and somehow I survived, all without the constant nagging of a woman.

Do women really dilute themselves into thinking that they are somehow a driving force? Please don’t tell me that most women buy into that crap about there being a woman behind every successful man. Having a woman behind you is more like a handicap.

As soon as a guy marries a woman she instantly wants to take credit for everything the guy has done since the day before he was born.

Sounds like they’re just trying to make up for the fact that the only thing a woman really has is her looks, and once their gone, so is their man.

Over and out………….

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This just in……….Marriage still sucks balls!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 5, 2009


Why, oh why did I ever give up the freedom of living alone?

On top of that marriage will shrink your social circle quicker than 50 degree water will shrink your nutsack. And God forbid you want to have friends of your own. Mutual friends are worthless because they amount to nothing more than eyes and ears for the wife when she’s not around.

But what do I miss the most about living alone? Sex with different women? Doing whatever I want, whenever I want?

No, what I miss most is the silence. I miss not being criticized and nit-picked to death at every turn. If women are such great multi-taskers, then why the hell can’t they just learn how to sit down and shut the fuck up.

Till next time, this is your Captain speaking.

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First Damn Post

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 4, 2009


Warning:  I will be blogging under the cover of alcohol most of the time.  However, tonight I’m starting off sober.  (don’t get used to it)

Marriage sucks.  Although I married a good woman, I also married the wrong woman.

This blog will chronicle my journey out, no matter how long it takes.

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