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Why Can’t the NFL Support Prostate Cancer?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 11, 2011


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This is your Captain speaking….welcome aboard fuckers!

Pink in the NFL, are you fucking shitting me??  God-fucking-damn!!  Ok, so if us guys are so resistant to going to the doctor as the popular line goes, then why isn’t the NFL which has a predominately male audience address male issues.  Or hell, no issues and just play fucking football!

You never see the fucking Lifetime or WE networks doing men’s health month.  Yet the NFL is having their players wear nfl_players_may_be_fined_for_wearing_unauthorized_tribute_gearpink, not just a little ribbon but pink all over the goddamn place.

Now remember when the players were wanting to wear red, white and blue apparel to remember 9/11?  There was actually talk of players being FINED for wearing unauthorized gear.  After some serious ass-dragging the NFL finally said that players would not be fined.  So fucking nice to see where the league’s priorities are at, not with a national tragedy but with a health issue that affects only a small fraction of their demographic.  

cheerleader NOT from americaNow before some of you broads start yammering about how you luuuvvvv  football, yes I realize that there are a tiny fraction of women who actually like the game.  As in it’s something you’d turn on even if you were alone in the house. 

Trust me, usually when it’s kickoff time most women conveniently like to fire up the vacuum, or decide that they need to have a serious conversation about some bullshit, or some other made up fucking emergency that just has to be taken care of right then.

NFL players wearing pink for a month while totally ignoring men’s health issues is just another example of the fucked up world we live in thanks to feminists and political correctness.  We’re surrounded by pussy and not the kind you can fuck!  Hey, here’s a fucking insane idea….How about we just let them play fucking ball, it’s not like most of you cunts are even watching!  FUCK!!

You’re now free to wipe your ass with a pink ribbon.

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Average American Woman, Single Mother

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 24, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……..

I wish this was a gross exaggeration, but I see this every fucking time I go to the store.  Fucking sad.

Some men are a part of the problem, videos like this one with all these damn manginas and pussy beggars falling over this out of shape, sloppy ass female.  What is worse is that these women are walking around like they are Tyra Banks or some shit.  All because of a bunch of broke thirsty ass dudes who don’t have any game or self respect.  After all, why else would you talk to a fat or unattractive woman?

It’s sad, some of these women would actually be fuckable if they lost some damn weight.  But from their perspective, why should they?  They are already getting what they want…..ATTENTION.

I say let’s cut these attention whores off from their drug.

Step up your game gentlemen, fuck the women that YOU want to fuck, you deserve it.

You’re now free to fuck about the cabin.

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Never say never? Well fuck you Cunt!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

“Never say never”, a phrase I hear often in connection with the prospect of remarrying. I wonder…..exactly how many times do you have get screwed by something to realize that it’s not working. Although I can see why women have this attitude, they have nothing to lose from marriage, they get to leave at the very worst, the same they came into the marriage. Now how many guys can say that?

But to be fair, not everyone was telling me to “never say never”. Of course the men understand, or at least the ones who are good with women understand, the manginas and pussy-beggars (to borrow a phrase from Thugtician), those guys view marriage as their only chance to get laid, as if marriage was ever good for that.

However my female friends and coworkers are actually split on this often touted advice on remarriage. When I looked at who said what, it broke down nicely into two distinct groups. The hotter and younger women agreed, which makes sense because they are in their prime also and for now, have no shortage of men at their disposal, so no surprise that they are not worried about things. The other group, the group that clings to marriage even though several of them are failures in marriage (divorced), they have at least one or more of the following attributes. Over 30, overweight, average or below average looks, uneducated, and/or no career (needs a provider).

So basically the only ones who believe in marriage are the men and women who have no other options. Some things you can say “never” to. Show me a person who doesn’t ever say “never” and I will show you a person who is not a leader. I’ll show you someone who cannot make their own decisions. I’ll show you a loser.

You are now free to move about the fucking cabin.

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