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Women fuck themselves up or women and Hitler part 2

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 23, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

Yeah, so what, I’m repeating myself.  So fucking what, bitches do it all the time.

I’m just fucking tired of so called grown adult women blaming all their bad decisions on men.  They can’t fucking decide if they are the victim or if they want to be the “strong woman”.  Of course strong woman probably gets some kind of gov’t assitance, alimony, or child support.  In essence, support from a man.  That doesn’t sound very fucking strong or independent to me ladies, you lying cunts.

What are American women smoking these days?  Ever notice how NOTHING is these bitches fault, unless it happens to turn out positive of course.  How many times have you heard some cunt say this old line..?  “I was in college then I got pregnant…..”.  A dozen forms of birth control plus abortion and the morning after pill and she magically got knocked up and that why she works at Subway……….right.  Tell me another one bitch.

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Everything is always the man’s fault.  If a woman cancels a date and the man isn’t mad, upset or causes a scene (like a woman would), then it’s not that he’s actually being mature, oh no that would imply that she’s in the wrong.  No, it’s that he “doesn’t care”.  Fuck you cunt and your piss ass mind games!

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Its fucking amazing that in one sentence these bitches are in everyone’s face talking about how damn smart they are, then in the next how some guy took advantage of them during a vulnerable time.  Make up your fucking mind.  Are you independent or a fucking sock puppet?  The typical woman can’t seem to control what comes out of her womb or how much food gets crammed into her fat mouth.  And we’re just supposed to accept it?  Hell no, let these lazy fat cunts rot away with their 9 cats.

Women are like cars, it’s always better to lease than to buy and you can count on the fact that next year there will be newer and hotter models available.

You’re now free to move about my ballsack.

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Porn, hair, ass, blow jobs, kittens, kids, parents, and flowers

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 16, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

Why do women like to chop off their hair then complain about their guy’s lack of interest?

I saw where porn star Stormy Daniels might run for political office and it occurred to me that you rarely see a porn star with short hair. I’m talking real porn stars, not the bitches that Bang Bros pay $200 to fuck in front of a camcorder.

But its just like weight. Everyone knows that fat chicks are unattractive but yet most American women just pack on the pounds year after year and then they just cant seem to figure out why their man if fucking the neighbor chick who actually works out.

Once a woman locks the guy in with marriage or a kid, she porks up, chops off the hair and becomes a nun in the bedroom. Yet another reason to NEVER get married.

You are now free to move about the cabin.

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