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Average American Woman, Single Mother

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 24, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……..

I wish this was a gross exaggeration, but I see this every fucking time I go to the store.  Fucking sad.

Some men are a part of the problem, videos like this one with all these damn manginas and pussy beggars falling over this out of shape, sloppy ass female.  What is worse is that these women are walking around like they are Tyra Banks or some shit.  All because of a bunch of broke thirsty ass dudes who don’t have any game or self respect.  After all, why else would you talk to a fat or unattractive woman?

It’s sad, some of these women would actually be fuckable if they lost some damn weight.  But from their perspective, why should they?  They are already getting what they want…..ATTENTION.

I say let’s cut these attention whores off from their drug.

Step up your game gentlemen, fuck the women that YOU want to fuck, you deserve it.

You’re now free to fuck about the cabin.

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Women fuck themselves up or women and Hitler part 2

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 23, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

Yeah, so what, I’m repeating myself.  So fucking what, bitches do it all the time.

I’m just fucking tired of so called grown adult women blaming all their bad decisions on men.  They can’t fucking decide if they are the victim or if they want to be the “strong woman”.  Of course strong woman probably gets some kind of gov’t assitance, alimony, or child support.  In essence, support from a man.  That doesn’t sound very fucking strong or independent to me ladies, you lying cunts.

What are American women smoking these days?  Ever notice how NOTHING is these bitches fault, unless it happens to turn out positive of course.  How many times have you heard some cunt say this old line..?  “I was in college then I got pregnant…..”.  A dozen forms of birth control plus abortion and the morning after pill and she magically got knocked up and that why she works at Subway……….right.  Tell me another one bitch.

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Everything is always the man’s fault.  If a woman cancels a date and the man isn’t mad, upset or causes a scene (like a woman would), then it’s not that he’s actually being mature, oh no that would imply that she’s in the wrong.  No, it’s that he “doesn’t care”.  Fuck you cunt and your piss ass mind games!

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Its fucking amazing that in one sentence these bitches are in everyone’s face talking about how damn smart they are, then in the next how some guy took advantage of them during a vulnerable time.  Make up your fucking mind.  Are you independent or a fucking sock puppet?  The typical woman can’t seem to control what comes out of her womb or how much food gets crammed into her fat mouth.  And we’re just supposed to accept it?  Hell no, let these lazy fat cunts rot away with their 9 cats.

Women are like cars, it’s always better to lease than to buy and you can count on the fact that next year there will be newer and hotter models available.

You’re now free to move about my ballsack.

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It’s not my fault for Hitler

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 22, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…….

Women love to take credit, but never want to take responsibility.  How many times have you heard a woman talk about how she was in college but had to drop out because she got pregnant.  A dozen forms of birth control and she “just” got knocked up.  How convenient.   These bitches love to talk about how shit “just happened”, that way its fate and not them that takes the blame.

Here’s another one that’s full of swine shit.  How about when in one breath a bitch is running her mouth about how fucking smart she is, then in the next sentence talks about how a man took advantage of her when she was “vulnerable”.  What the fuck happened to being so fucking smart?  Fucking cunts want shit to swing both ways, as usual.

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They cry about a glass ceiling, and then turn around and fucking take weeks off per year and wonder why they didn’t get the promotion.  Show up for what you were hired for you stupid bait bucket!

Yes, without a doubt, my first marriage will be my last, no sense in putting my hand into the fire twice and hoping that I don’t fucking get burned.

American women are a total waste of fucking space.

You are now fucking free to drink about the cabin.

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Just say no to women on medication

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 12, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……..

If a woman you are dealing with is on, or has ever been on any type of antidepressant medication, you need to run. Run Forrest, run as fast as you can. This a red flag. Now this is something that they can mask in the short term, especially since most mental bitches are great in bed, it distracts you from her mental instability.

Beware if they try to rationalize it by telling you that “all women are crazy” or some similar line. There’s a reason they’re on meds, you do not want to stick around long enough to find out why. For one, it will always be your fault, hell I even had one bitch blame me for a ticket that she got. Typical spoiled American bitch, blames everyone else for her problems except her. This is one of many examples why you should avoid bitches on meds. Last thing you want is some manic depressive bitch going between personalities like a fucking light switch. Talk about being dragged down by someone! If you have to walk on egg shells or wait and see which personality shows up to dinner, then you need to run like fucking hell away from that bitch.

Remember, their mental illness is their issue, not yours, its not your job to understand or help the dumb broad. Men need to stop accepting women’s bullshit and yes that includes so called mental illness. Unless you want a life filled with drama, avoid these backstabbing bitches like the fucking plague that they are. How are you going to get ahead and move forward with your life when you are carrying her lead weight ass around? You won’t, thats because these bitches are also insanely jealous, not just of every other woman, but of ANYTHING that takes away time from her stuck up, entitled, overweight ass.

Its about standards guys, why settle for some over dramatic bitch on meds when you can have a hotter normal chick. Its not like you need to marry any of them, but the bitches on meds aren’t even worth the sex. Take charge guys, don’t keep putting up with women’s bad behavior.

You are now free to move about my nutsack.

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No evidence of recent success, fuck Obama, single mothers are worthless.

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 27, 2009


This is your Captain speaking

I was just talking to a buddy of mine about the bullshit known as marriage.  He told me about his older uncle who was married for decades, much like my grandparents and probably much like your grandparents.  I commented that you don’t see that in recent generations.  All of my friends are divorced at least once.  No one even remembers their high school sweetheart, let alone is still with the bitch.

The explanation is simple though, American women stood for something back then where now all they stand for is the all mighty dollar.  And on top of that they usually can be found pigging out on the nearest dollar menu at the local fast food joint.  Talk about fucking swine flu!!!

American women now are not even worth the effort it takes to even speak too.  They have no sense of dignity, they let themselves go to the point where they look like fat hairy men.  No wonder guys have a “mid-life crisis”, if your wife was fat and sporting a mustache, you’d have a fucking crisis too.

But I digress, back in the day women were treated like ladies because they deserved to be treated as such, but now fellas, treat them like the backstabbing overweight overbearing bitches that they are.

Let’s go fuck some Brazilian chicks!

You are now free to move about the cabin.

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I can change him……and other retarded shit we do, Obama? Yo mama!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 26, 2009


This is your Captain speaking, welcome aboard.

Here’s an excerpt from a comment I recently made regarding this post

http://osolomama.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/sunday-times-room-for-debate-looks-at-single-momhood/

Hello again, I think you touch on a problem that a lot of women have when you talked about marriage magically transforming a guy. Too many women (and yes a lot of men) think that they can “change” or “save” someone. As if the other person is an old car that simply needs a new coat of paint and a tune-up.

And to what Zero said, he is right. If marriage was truly about love, then why does it require the stamp of approval from the government? Ceremonies are fine, but we are talking about a legal contract here. Look at Mel Gibson, I don’t recall his wife in any of his movies, and raising kids when you have nannies and millions in the bank isn’t exactly sacrificing for your children, but yet she’ll still get half.

Now what in the blue hell does being married and having kids have to do with growing up or settling down? Would I be more settled if I knocked the wife up a couple times and we had a mortgage payment or two? Is that settled? Is it mature to have to work until your 70 to support your kids when you could have retired at 50? That’s not mature, thats ignorant.

So in this blog, its comments, and the article that it refers to, we find the often spouted crap that men are animals until all knowing woman tames him, while she (the author of the blog) does not agree with that premise both her and most of the comments fall into the trap that if a guy isn’t married or have kids then he is somehow immature.  That taking on unnecessary debt and burdens is somehow “mature”.  The guy who worked hard and bought nice things is living a lie because nothing brings joy like having to work all your life for kids who will probably end up hating you.

Typical American woman bullshit.  They think that they have the magic vagina that can heal all wounds, well physician, heal thy self and try to do it without special programs just for women, money from guys you USED to fuck, or any other type of hand out.  Equal my ass!

You are now free to drink about the cabin.


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Never say never? Well fuck you Cunt!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

“Never say never”, a phrase I hear often in connection with the prospect of remarrying. I wonder…..exactly how many times do you have get screwed by something to realize that it’s not working. Although I can see why women have this attitude, they have nothing to lose from marriage, they get to leave at the very worst, the same they came into the marriage. Now how many guys can say that?

But to be fair, not everyone was telling me to “never say never”. Of course the men understand, or at least the ones who are good with women understand, the manginas and pussy-beggars (to borrow a phrase from Thugtician), those guys view marriage as their only chance to get laid, as if marriage was ever good for that.

However my female friends and coworkers are actually split on this often touted advice on remarriage. When I looked at who said what, it broke down nicely into two distinct groups. The hotter and younger women agreed, which makes sense because they are in their prime also and for now, have no shortage of men at their disposal, so no surprise that they are not worried about things. The other group, the group that clings to marriage even though several of them are failures in marriage (divorced), they have at least one or more of the following attributes. Over 30, overweight, average or below average looks, uneducated, and/or no career (needs a provider).

So basically the only ones who believe in marriage are the men and women who have no other options. Some things you can say “never” to. Show me a person who doesn’t ever say “never” and I will show you a person who is not a leader. I’ll show you someone who cannot make their own decisions. I’ll show you a loser.

You are now free to move about the fucking cabin.

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A day to honor our fallen, yet American women still think its all about them.

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009


This is your Captain speaking………………..

Don’t you guys just love how women like to “plan” YOUR time off. Even if they don’t have any real plans, they still don’t want you doing what you want. I mean, God forbid that you actually want to sleep in one fucking day. Memorial day is yet another day that our little American princesses want to stomp their little feet and get their way. They want you to do some bullshit project that benefits them and costs you money.

But fuck that! That is not what this day is about, this day is about the fallen soldiers who have paid the ultimate price for their country. This the day where we stop to recognize them and enjoy the freedom that they have paid for with their lives. It is not a day we should have to listen to some loud, overweight, overbearing bitch talk about what she wants to do.

Shit, don’t get me started on all the passive aggressive bullshit that women do, that will be covered in an upcoming post. So for now, I am asking you to join me as I lift up my beer in honor of our fallen heroes and the ones who are still out there fighting as you are reading this.

You are now free to move about my ballsack.

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One mother is enough!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 6, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……

Where in the blue hell do women get this idea that they have to act like our mommies?

Funny how when I lived alone the garbage got taken out, laundry got done, and somehow I survived, all without the constant nagging of a woman.

Do women really dilute themselves into thinking that they are somehow a driving force? Please don’t tell me that most women buy into that crap about there being a woman behind every successful man. Having a woman behind you is more like a handicap.

As soon as a guy marries a woman she instantly wants to take credit for everything the guy has done since the day before he was born.

Sounds like they’re just trying to make up for the fact that the only thing a woman really has is her looks, and once their gone, so is their man.

Over and out………….

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