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It’s not my fault for Hitler

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 22, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…….

Women love to take credit, but never want to take responsibility.  How many times have you heard a woman talk about how she was in college but had to drop out because she got pregnant.  A dozen forms of birth control and she “just” got knocked up.  How convenient.   These bitches love to talk about how shit “just happened”, that way its fate and not them that takes the blame.

Here’s another one that’s full of swine shit.  How about when in one breath a bitch is running her mouth about how fucking smart she is, then in the next sentence talks about how a man took advantage of her when she was “vulnerable”.  What the fuck happened to being so fucking smart?  Fucking cunts want shit to swing both ways, as usual.

American Woman

They cry about a glass ceiling, and then turn around and fucking take weeks off per year and wonder why they didn’t get the promotion.  Show up for what you were hired for you stupid bait bucket!

Yes, without a doubt, my first marriage will be my last, no sense in putting my hand into the fire twice and hoping that I don’t fucking get burned.

American women are a total waste of fucking space.

You are now fucking free to drink about the cabin.

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Never say never? Well fuck you Cunt!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

“Never say never”, a phrase I hear often in connection with the prospect of remarrying. I wonder…..exactly how many times do you have get screwed by something to realize that it’s not working. Although I can see why women have this attitude, they have nothing to lose from marriage, they get to leave at the very worst, the same they came into the marriage. Now how many guys can say that?

But to be fair, not everyone was telling me to “never say never”. Of course the men understand, or at least the ones who are good with women understand, the manginas and pussy-beggars (to borrow a phrase from Thugtician), those guys view marriage as their only chance to get laid, as if marriage was ever good for that.

However my female friends and coworkers are actually split on this often touted advice on remarriage. When I looked at who said what, it broke down nicely into two distinct groups. The hotter and younger women agreed, which makes sense because they are in their prime also and for now, have no shortage of men at their disposal, so no surprise that they are not worried about things. The other group, the group that clings to marriage even though several of them are failures in marriage (divorced), they have at least one or more of the following attributes. Over 30, overweight, average or below average looks, uneducated, and/or no career (needs a provider).

So basically the only ones who believe in marriage are the men and women who have no other options. Some things you can say “never” to. Show me a person who doesn’t ever say “never” and I will show you a person who is not a leader. I’ll show you someone who cannot make their own decisions. I’ll show you a loser.

You are now free to move about the fucking cabin.

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