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Just say no to women on medication

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 12, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……..

If a woman you are dealing with is on, or has ever been on any type of antidepressant medication, you need to run. Run Forrest, run as fast as you can. This a red flag. Now this is something that they can mask in the short term, especially since most mental bitches are great in bed, it distracts you from her mental instability.

Beware if they try to rationalize it by telling you that “all women are crazy” or some similar line. There’s a reason they’re on meds, you do not want to stick around long enough to find out why. For one, it will always be your fault, hell I even had one bitch blame me for a ticket that she got. Typical spoiled American bitch, blames everyone else for her problems except her. This is one of many examples why you should avoid bitches on meds. Last thing you want is some manic depressive bitch going between personalities like a fucking light switch. Talk about being dragged down by someone! If you have to walk on egg shells or wait and see which personality shows up to dinner, then you need to run like fucking hell away from that bitch.

Remember, their mental illness is their issue, not yours, its not your job to understand or help the dumb broad. Men need to stop accepting women’s bullshit and yes that includes so called mental illness. Unless you want a life filled with drama, avoid these backstabbing bitches like the fucking plague that they are. How are you going to get ahead and move forward with your life when you are carrying her lead weight ass around? You won’t, thats because these bitches are also insanely jealous, not just of every other woman, but of ANYTHING that takes away time from her stuck up, entitled, overweight ass.

Its about standards guys, why settle for some over dramatic bitch on meds when you can have a hotter normal chick. Its not like you need to marry any of them, but the bitches on meds aren’t even worth the sex. Take charge guys, don’t keep putting up with women’s bad behavior.

You are now free to move about my nutsack.

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A day to honor our fallen, yet American women still think its all about them.

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009


This is your Captain speaking………………..

Don’t you guys just love how women like to “plan” YOUR time off. Even if they don’t have any real plans, they still don’t want you doing what you want. I mean, God forbid that you actually want to sleep in one fucking day. Memorial day is yet another day that our little American princesses want to stomp their little feet and get their way. They want you to do some bullshit project that benefits them and costs you money.

But fuck that! That is not what this day is about, this day is about the fallen soldiers who have paid the ultimate price for their country. This the day where we stop to recognize them and enjoy the freedom that they have paid for with their lives. It is not a day we should have to listen to some loud, overweight, overbearing bitch talk about what she wants to do.

Shit, don’t get me started on all the passive aggressive bullshit that women do, that will be covered in an upcoming post. So for now, I am asking you to join me as I lift up my beer in honor of our fallen heroes and the ones who are still out there fighting as you are reading this.

You are now free to move about my ballsack.

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