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Knocking Up Some Skank Is NOT a Legacy

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 11, 2017


Welfare

This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!!

So back when I was struggling to stay ahead of the minimum wage, I’d hear a lot of bullshit ways of thinking. One of the worst was thinking that a guy needed to leave a legacy and by legacy they meant knocking some bitch up to have your kids. So this one goes out to my former warehouse and other low paid coworkers with shit jobs.

You’ve heard the bullshit reasoning behind this, continuing your family name and all that horseshit. That’s what it is, horseshit. What exactly are you continuing if you don’t have a pot to piss? Are you proud of your welfare heritage? Gotta keep that line for government cheese going? Supporting Section 8?

Legacy is when a hospital wing is named after you because you donated the money to build it. Legacy is a foundation you started to fund someone’s education. Legacy is NOT you being irresponsible and blowing a load in some hoodrat or trailer park queen and having her shit out another liability to society.

Legacy is the word guys who fucked up by knocking some bitch up use to try and make it seem like they were doing their duty to society. Well if you’re poor, you’re not doing a duty to anyone except people who love it when more and more dumbasses are dependent on the fucking government. You just created another person who will either suck off the government’s tit or end up in the prison system.  Way to go champ, you’re really leaving something behind.

This dumbass concept of false legacy is one of the major reasons the poor stays poor. For some reason poor people thinks it’s a good idea to create more people.

Fucking dumb!

You’re now free to actually do something to be remembered by.

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A Loser’s Favorite Time of Year

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 1, 2014


money grubbing bitch

This is your Captain speaking……welcome aboard fuckers!!!

Well fuck, it’s that time of year again isn’t it?  It’s that magical time when our wonderful government hands out millions of dollars in free money to those who neither earned it or deserve it.  Yep, it’s tax time bitches!!!

The single mothers sure love this time of year don’t they?  Then to top it off, I was listening to Tom Leykis the other day and he was talking about how the Terminator’s ex-wife did some piece about poor women.  After a brief Google search I found several “news” sites that were pimping this shit and passing it off as journalism.  One piece even had a picture of some 23yr old broad who was a single mother of two and worked as a waitress.  Poor Ms Waitress was struggling to pay her bills, isn’t that sad?  Of course the article said that the government (us) should bail bitches like this out.  Because it was clearly fate that made her poor and not her shitty decisions.

Well what the fuck, we do bail their dumbasses out, every fucking year!!!  You’ve overheard these bitches brag about the thousands of dollars they get back, far more than most of them paid in if they paid any in at all.  You’ll see these bitches living it up at, shopping at Target instead of Walmart, eating at fine dining establishments such as Red Lobster and Golden Corral.  If you work with any of these slackers you’ll notice absences sharply increase this time of year.

Then by May you’ll hear these same women talking about how broke they are or their piece of shit car broke down and they can’t afford to get it fixed.  We need to stop throwing money at stupid people.  They are poor because they want to be, they are poor because they never planned or worked to be anything else! These are the same fucks who will go to that tax service whose name rhymes with……cock…….and pay extra money to get a refund anticipation loan.  I mean what the hell, it’s not their money, they don’t give a shit if they have to pay out the ass interest charges, these bitches don’t even know what interest is!!!

We need to end this bullshit about kids being expensive, so are yachts but you don’t see the government helping me buy one of them!  I have to actually budget and work for shit I want, people who just want to shit out kids should have to do the same thing.

And don’t give me this kids are our future shit or that it’s the kids of today that will be my nurse or doctor when I’m old.  First off, the kids of today can’t even move out of the fucking house and live on their own.  You think these lazy fucks are going to stay in college long enough to become a fucking doctor?jail

A kid has better odds of wearing an orange jumpsuit at the local jail than he or she does of being president of a major company, a congressman or any of that other happy horseshit people like to spout off about when they’re talking about kids being our fucking future.  These future saviors can’t even carry on a conversation with another human face to face because they’ve spent their lives in their rooms jacking off to Justin Boober and One Erection.  So don’t tell me how your stupid fucking kids are the future of this country, at best your kids will have the same shitty as you do that is of course if you can ever get them out of the fucking house! 

You’re now free to spit on a poor person.

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Poverty Better than Abortion?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 24, 2010


This is your Captain speaking…………….welcome aboard fuckers!

I am amazed sometimes, I truly am.  Some of the conversations I have with women both amaze and frustrate me.  However the conversations I’m having are not occurring in a vacuum.  The effects of what I’m talking about can be seen in our society.  It can be seen in our so-called “working poor”

The news channels love the working poor, especially around election time.  They parade family after family of people talking about how they can’t make ends meet.  That they need help from the rest of us.

Now I do give to charity, but I can’t help to wonder if it’s ever dawned on any of these people that the fact that they keep shitting out little rug-rats is a major factor, often the major factor in their poverty!!  Newsflash fuckwad, if you’re poor before you have a kid, the shit will be worse after!!!!

Or the poor single mother stories about how Sally had to drop out of college because she got knocked up by her loser boyfriend.  Amazing how these women can smoke, drink and bang all throughout high school and college yet the moment they get knocked up they suddenly latch on to some moral compass that doesn’t allow them to get an abortion.


I know women who have been in that situation and guess what?  The ones who had the abortion are doing pretty goddamn good for themselves.  The ones who didn’t, well the typical story is that the guy who knocked them up left them.  Of course they didn’t finish school so now they have a dead-end job.  Now with the extra kid baggage they are not able to attract as high quality of a man as they could have before so they raise their child in poverty conditions living off Section 8 housing, food stamps, and other forms of public assistance.  To her abortion is wrong, but bringing a child up in shitty conditions without a father is perfectly ok.

Well you know what missy, you can take that bullshit moral compass of yours and shove it up your twat.  Maybe it’ll act like a diaphragm so that you won’t bring any more future gang members and car-jackers into this world.

Ladies your logic is fucked!

You are now free to drink a 40.

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