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Marriage is a kick in the nuts.

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Don’t want to get married? Then you must be a woman-hater!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 8, 2009


Hello Fuckers, This is your Captain Speaking……..

You know, it’s amazing.  You hear a lot about how we should learn from our mistakes.  Well, marriage has been the single most costly mistake I have ever made and I fucking refuse to do it again.  You would think that people would say that’s a wise choice.  After all, why repeat the biggest blunder of your life?

Well that’s not how some women see it.  Although not all women, once again the split among the women is predictable.  My younger hotter friends agree with my outlook and say that I should enjoy my life, the old bags over 30 who are carrying around 50 extra pounds, whiny shrill voices, they all tell me how sad it is.

Sad?  Sad that I’m smart enough to not repeat a mistake, which by the way, 2nd and 3rd marriages have even HIGHER divorce rates than first marriages!!  The truth is that these older bags are way past their sell by date and I am just entering my prime.  It seems like every day I have younger and hotter girls talking to me.  The old bags probably stomped their little feet when they were younger when they didn’t get their way and men fell for it…………until the looks slipped, the pounds added up, then the guys shifted their attention to younger, hotter and less bitchy women.

These bitter old cunts tell me that just because I don’t want to sign another contract to give away half my assets, that I must “hate women”.  Well they must hate men.   After all, why else would they try so hard to sell something that many of them have already failed at.  Yeah, some of these bitches telling me not to give up on marriage are divorced themselves!  Fucking hippocrites!

Fuck those overweight cunts.  I plan to get divorced and NEVER give up my happiness again.  NEVER have to worry about which personality I’ll come home to.  NEVER feel like I am 16 and still live at home.

Fellas, I say let these fat, bitter old war pigs live at home with their fucking 7 cats.  I will have standards.  NO AVERAGE WOMEN!!!!  And damn sure never limit myself to just one or two women.  It will be time to live and enjoy life, like a man should.

Fuck marriage and fuck used up old battle cunts.

You are now free to bang porn stars about the cabin….

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Sexual Myths and other feminist crap

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 2, 2009


This is your Captain Speaking……..

Ever been around some women and heard the old bullshit line about how women are at their “sexual peak” in their mid to late thirties?  That they are in the “prime” of their worthless lives.  What a crock of shit.  Of course its usually below average, overweight women who are making this comment.

Let’s talk about who peaks when.  Men and women peak opposite of each other.  Women peak around 18-20 and quickly go downhill after that.  The 19yr old guy is pretty much worthless in the dating world, but fast-forward 20 years and the tables turn.  Now the 39 yr old guy has his career going and is getting approached by that 18-22 age group that didn’t even know he was alive when he was that age.

Of course the woman, even if she works out, which is rare, is barely a shell of what she used to look like.  The only guys her age who want her are guys with very few if any options as far as dating women.  I don’t care how hot a chick is at 22, she won’t be near as hot at 32 and especially after they squeeze out a few rugrats.

So to make up for the fact that the only thing most women ever had going for them (youth) is now long gone, they make up this sexual prime myth.  Nice try cunts, that’s like trying to call a Ford Pinto a Jaguar.

average american woman

So guys, don’t fall for these overweight, overbearing, loudmouthed bitches, just skip these warpigs and fuck their 19yr old daughters.  But you better hurry, women these days aren’t wasting any time when it comes to packing on the fucking pounds.

You are now free to gangbang the sky cunts.

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Average American Woman, Single Mother

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on June 24, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……..

I wish this was a gross exaggeration, but I see this every fucking time I go to the store.  Fucking sad.

Some men are a part of the problem, videos like this one with all these damn manginas and pussy beggars falling over this out of shape, sloppy ass female.  What is worse is that these women are walking around like they are Tyra Banks or some shit.  All because of a bunch of broke thirsty ass dudes who don’t have any game or self respect.  After all, why else would you talk to a fat or unattractive woman?

It’s sad, some of these women would actually be fuckable if they lost some damn weight.  But from their perspective, why should they?  They are already getting what they want…..ATTENTION.

I say let’s cut these attention whores off from their drug.

Step up your game gentlemen, fuck the women that YOU want to fuck, you deserve it.

You’re now free to fuck about the cabin.

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I can change him……and other retarded shit we do, Obama? Yo mama!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 26, 2009


This is your Captain speaking, welcome aboard.

Here’s an excerpt from a comment I recently made regarding this post

http://osolomama.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/sunday-times-room-for-debate-looks-at-single-momhood/

Hello again, I think you touch on a problem that a lot of women have when you talked about marriage magically transforming a guy. Too many women (and yes a lot of men) think that they can “change” or “save” someone. As if the other person is an old car that simply needs a new coat of paint and a tune-up.

And to what Zero said, he is right. If marriage was truly about love, then why does it require the stamp of approval from the government? Ceremonies are fine, but we are talking about a legal contract here. Look at Mel Gibson, I don’t recall his wife in any of his movies, and raising kids when you have nannies and millions in the bank isn’t exactly sacrificing for your children, but yet she’ll still get half.

Now what in the blue hell does being married and having kids have to do with growing up or settling down? Would I be more settled if I knocked the wife up a couple times and we had a mortgage payment or two? Is that settled? Is it mature to have to work until your 70 to support your kids when you could have retired at 50? That’s not mature, thats ignorant.

So in this blog, its comments, and the article that it refers to, we find the often spouted crap that men are animals until all knowing woman tames him, while she (the author of the blog) does not agree with that premise both her and most of the comments fall into the trap that if a guy isn’t married or have kids then he is somehow immature.  That taking on unnecessary debt and burdens is somehow “mature”.  The guy who worked hard and bought nice things is living a lie because nothing brings joy like having to work all your life for kids who will probably end up hating you.

Typical American woman bullshit.  They think that they have the magic vagina that can heal all wounds, well physician, heal thy self and try to do it without special programs just for women, money from guys you USED to fuck, or any other type of hand out.  Equal my ass!

You are now free to drink about the cabin.


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