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Revenge of the Manbeast!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 7, 2014


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This is your Captain speaking………welcome aboard fuckers!!!

So while nobody bats a thousand, the site Business Insider usually does a decent job with tech and business news, but the other day I saw this story come across my newsfeed.  It’s a story about how some broad was teased for being ugly back when she was 12 and now 10 years later one of the guys who used to bully her asked her out and she finally was able to get her “revenge”.  What made it even worse was the comment above was the link said that this “took guts”. 

First off, how this ended up on a business website is fucking beyond me and it was written by a guy, go figure.  To quickly address the content of the article, she set up a date with the guy then stood him up by giving the waiter a note to deliver to the guy.  All the note did was let the guy know he dodged the fucking crazy train!  On top of that, the article included the guy’s response, which unlike her letter, was mature and thought out.

I don’t get why this is even a fucking story. Shit like this happens to pretty much every guy who makes something of himself.  Story goes like this…..Young guy can’t get attractive women his own age to even acknowledge he’s alive then fast forward 15 or 20 years and the tables are turned.  Women his age are falling over themselves to get his attention.  Tom Leykis has been talking about this shit for years and we’ve all lived it. Where’s our story?

The good news for us is we don’t need no stinking story, we’re living the good live while bitches our age are living la vida government assistance with their multiple cunt turds from multiple losers.  That’s what I call revenge, laughing all the way to the bank.

You’re now free to live the good life.

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4 Out Of 10 Americans Have Managed to Pull Their Head Out of Their ASS!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 18, 2010


 

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This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers.

Soooooo, ever so shocking news that 4 out of 10 Americans think that marriage is obsolete.  Wow, as if we didn’t see that one coming.  This earth-shattering study was conducted by the Pew Research Center. 

The only people who wouldn’t think that marriage is obsolete  are the ones who are living off the marriage tit…..women.  They have nothing to lose in marriage!

Say what you want about Tiger Woods, but if the situation was reversed, he’d still have to pay out the ass!!  Of course the press would probably put the OJ spin on it and still blame him.  Once she said “I do” it was only a matter of time before she cashed the check.

So for women marriage isn’t obsolete because it does exactly what they want it to do………..transfer wealth from the people who earn it (men) to those who don’t (women). 

4 out of 10 Americans are right, marriage is a steaming shit sandwich served with a side of dirty ass.

You’re now free to wash your dirty ass.

 

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