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I Want More Out of Life

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on October 27, 2010


This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers!

I want a good life, that’s what I hear a lot from women who have spent their youth banging losers.  Funny how they weren’t looking for anything while some dope smoking idiot was dumping load after load into her as she kept shitting out kids.  Now that reality is beginning to set in and kick these bitches asses………now they want Poindexter from the IT department to step in and fill the financial void.

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Single mothers wanting to start a “new” life, of course it’s only new if you don’t count all the fucking baggage they’re carrying around with them.  They want the new guy to pick up the tab for the loser who banged her back when she was at her hottest.  Now that she’s giving you the left overs, you also have to pay.  Awesome deal huh!

What’s crazy is these women who have spend most of their lives fucking losers suddenly have this incredible sense of entitlement!  They demand shit out of Poindexter that their old loser of a sperm donor wouldn’t even consider doing.  Now that they’re all worn the fuck out, now they want to have something meaningful.

I know it’s tempting sometimes guys.  Sometimes these women actually look good!  Just don’t forget it’s the ole bait n switch tactic.  Once she gets you locked in, here comes the pounds and there goes the long hair.  You can forget about good sex!  Blowjobs?  Not on your life!

Of course these are some of the same women who lament about not being able to find a good guy.  Bitch maybe the fact you have 3 or 4 kids is a fucking factor!!!  Do you really think another guy wants to jump in and start paying?  Yes everyone can make one mistake but when you let yourself get knocked up by a loser repeatedly, FUCK YOU!

You’re now free to blow a load in some cunt’s hair.

 

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Hey bitch, I want an abortion………from you!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 8, 2009


This is your Captain speaking……………….welcome aboard fuckers.

Isn’t it convenient how women like to brag about how they don’t need a man, especially when it comes to the raising of a child (although they sure do need the man’s money). We often hear about a woman’s right to choose.  A woman can get an abortion without consulting the father, even if she is married to the father.  Parental fraud is perfectly in this country and if a woman sabotages the condoms or “forgets” to take her pill or switch her patch, or just plain lies……….it’s all perfectly legal and considered to be a woman’s “right”.  Now I am not anti-abortion, I am very pro-abortion!  Hell, I say find a random pregnant chick and talk her into one!

So since Miss Independent can choose to get pregnant and keep or (not keep the baby) against a man’s wishes, then the man should have the option to an abortion of his own.  He should be able to “abort” all rights and obligations to the child and the bitch that is trying to get her paws into his wallet.

Some would say that this unfairly shifts responsibility to the woman, but yet women have no problem with this responsibility during a divorce and she can use the children to hurt the man both emotionally and financially.  Women fight for custody so that she can hold control of the children over the man.  So I say give her this responsibility right off the start……..at conception.  After all, they choose who gets them pregnant, the reason you hear about so many deadbeat dads is because women keep spreading their legs for deadbeats.

If the woman knew that she couldn’t trap a man or his wallet then I bet there would be less “forgetting” to take the birth control pills. I also would bet that there would be a lot less allergies to latex and suddenly women would magically make use of the 11 forms of birth control that’s available to them.

Take the financial incentive out of these bitches cranking out kids, it’d probably even help the crime rate since most of the gang-bangers and car-jackers are products of single mothers.  Its a win-win situation.

At the very least, there should not be a limitation on the time allowed to take a paternity test, in many states a husband is responsible for whatever flies out of his wife’s hole.  A man could come home to find her riding the pool boy and then she poops out the kid from the pool boy and divorce the husband.  Then to top it off she can divorce the hubby, move in with the pool boy and the now ex-husband would have to pay her child support for 18 years for a kid that isn’t his and the courts don’t give a damn.  Hell, if they were married long enough, he’d also have to pay the bitch alimony too.  How’s that for justice?

Give the men the same choice that the women have, after all ladies…….don’t you want to be equal?

You’re now free to play pocket pool about the cabin.

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Don’t want to get married? Then you must be a woman-hater!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 8, 2009


Hello Fuckers, This is your Captain Speaking……..

You know, it’s amazing.  You hear a lot about how we should learn from our mistakes.  Well, marriage has been the single most costly mistake I have ever made and I fucking refuse to do it again.  You would think that people would say that’s a wise choice.  After all, why repeat the biggest blunder of your life?

Well that’s not how some women see it.  Although not all women, once again the split among the women is predictable.  My younger hotter friends agree with my outlook and say that I should enjoy my life, the old bags over 30 who are carrying around 50 extra pounds, whiny shrill voices, they all tell me how sad it is.

Sad?  Sad that I’m smart enough to not repeat a mistake, which by the way, 2nd and 3rd marriages have even HIGHER divorce rates than first marriages!!  The truth is that these older bags are way past their sell by date and I am just entering my prime.  It seems like every day I have younger and hotter girls talking to me.  The old bags probably stomped their little feet when they were younger when they didn’t get their way and men fell for it…………until the looks slipped, the pounds added up, then the guys shifted their attention to younger, hotter and less bitchy women.

These bitter old cunts tell me that just because I don’t want to sign another contract to give away half my assets, that I must “hate women”.  Well they must hate men.   After all, why else would they try so hard to sell something that many of them have already failed at.  Yeah, some of these bitches telling me not to give up on marriage are divorced themselves!  Fucking hippocrites!

Fuck those overweight cunts.  I plan to get divorced and NEVER give up my happiness again.  NEVER have to worry about which personality I’ll come home to.  NEVER feel like I am 16 and still live at home.

Fellas, I say let these fat, bitter old war pigs live at home with their fucking 7 cats.  I will have standards.  NO AVERAGE WOMEN!!!!  And damn sure never limit myself to just one or two women.  It will be time to live and enjoy life, like a man should.

Fuck marriage and fuck used up old battle cunts.

You are now free to bang porn stars about the cabin….

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I can change him……and other retarded shit we do, Obama? Yo mama!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 26, 2009


This is your Captain speaking, welcome aboard.

Here’s an excerpt from a comment I recently made regarding this post

http://osolomama.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/sunday-times-room-for-debate-looks-at-single-momhood/

Hello again, I think you touch on a problem that a lot of women have when you talked about marriage magically transforming a guy. Too many women (and yes a lot of men) think that they can “change” or “save” someone. As if the other person is an old car that simply needs a new coat of paint and a tune-up.

And to what Zero said, he is right. If marriage was truly about love, then why does it require the stamp of approval from the government? Ceremonies are fine, but we are talking about a legal contract here. Look at Mel Gibson, I don’t recall his wife in any of his movies, and raising kids when you have nannies and millions in the bank isn’t exactly sacrificing for your children, but yet she’ll still get half.

Now what in the blue hell does being married and having kids have to do with growing up or settling down? Would I be more settled if I knocked the wife up a couple times and we had a mortgage payment or two? Is that settled? Is it mature to have to work until your 70 to support your kids when you could have retired at 50? That’s not mature, thats ignorant.

So in this blog, its comments, and the article that it refers to, we find the often spouted crap that men are animals until all knowing woman tames him, while she (the author of the blog) does not agree with that premise both her and most of the comments fall into the trap that if a guy isn’t married or have kids then he is somehow immature.  That taking on unnecessary debt and burdens is somehow “mature”.  The guy who worked hard and bought nice things is living a lie because nothing brings joy like having to work all your life for kids who will probably end up hating you.

Typical American woman bullshit.  They think that they have the magic vagina that can heal all wounds, well physician, heal thy self and try to do it without special programs just for women, money from guys you USED to fuck, or any other type of hand out.  Equal my ass!

You are now free to drink about the cabin.


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Never say never? Well fuck you Cunt!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 25, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

“Never say never”, a phrase I hear often in connection with the prospect of remarrying. I wonder…..exactly how many times do you have get screwed by something to realize that it’s not working. Although I can see why women have this attitude, they have nothing to lose from marriage, they get to leave at the very worst, the same they came into the marriage. Now how many guys can say that?

But to be fair, not everyone was telling me to “never say never”. Of course the men understand, or at least the ones who are good with women understand, the manginas and pussy-beggars (to borrow a phrase from Thugtician), those guys view marriage as their only chance to get laid, as if marriage was ever good for that.

However my female friends and coworkers are actually split on this often touted advice on remarriage. When I looked at who said what, it broke down nicely into two distinct groups. The hotter and younger women agreed, which makes sense because they are in their prime also and for now, have no shortage of men at their disposal, so no surprise that they are not worried about things. The other group, the group that clings to marriage even though several of them are failures in marriage (divorced), they have at least one or more of the following attributes. Over 30, overweight, average or below average looks, uneducated, and/or no career (needs a provider).

So basically the only ones who believe in marriage are the men and women who have no other options. Some things you can say “never” to. Show me a person who doesn’t ever say “never” and I will show you a person who is not a leader. I’ll show you someone who cannot make their own decisions. I’ll show you a loser.

You are now free to move about the fucking cabin.

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Porn, hair, ass, blow jobs, kittens, kids, parents, and flowers

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 16, 2009


This is your Captain speaking…..

Why do women like to chop off their hair then complain about their guy’s lack of interest?

I saw where porn star Stormy Daniels might run for political office and it occurred to me that you rarely see a porn star with short hair. I’m talking real porn stars, not the bitches that Bang Bros pay $200 to fuck in front of a camcorder.

But its just like weight. Everyone knows that fat chicks are unattractive but yet most American women just pack on the pounds year after year and then they just cant seem to figure out why their man if fucking the neighbor chick who actually works out.

Once a woman locks the guy in with marriage or a kid, she porks up, chops off the hair and becomes a nun in the bedroom. Yet another reason to NEVER get married.

You are now free to move about the cabin.

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