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4 Out Of 10 Americans Have Managed to Pull Their Head Out of Their ASS!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 18, 2010



This is your Captain speaking…………..welcome aboard fuckers.

Soooooo, ever so shocking news that 4 out of 10 Americans think that marriage is obsolete.  Wow, as if we didn’t see that one coming.  This earth-shattering study was conducted by the Pew Research Center. 

The only people who wouldn’t think that marriage is obsolete  are the ones who are living off the marriage tit…..women.  They have nothing to lose in marriage!

Say what you want about Tiger Woods, but if the situation was reversed, he’d still have to pay out the ass!!  Of course the press would probably put the OJ spin on it and still blame him.  Once she said “I do” it was only a matter of time before she cashed the check.

So for women marriage isn’t obsolete because it does exactly what they want it to do………..transfer wealth from the people who earn it (men) to those who don’t (women). 

4 out of 10 Americans are right, marriage is a steaming shit sandwich served with a side of dirty ass.

You’re now free to wash your dirty ass.


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I’m Tiger Woods…SUCK IT!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 29, 2010

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Why So Pissed at Tiger?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 25, 2010

This is your Captain Speaking……………..welcome aboard fuckers.

Yes, I know.  Tiger Woods is the story that never dies, but why has it stirred so much emotion?  It’s pretty simple, it shows what men and women really want.

Tiger just wants to fuck and if most guys had his means that’s what they would do.  His actions reminds women what their men would do if they got that promotion, finished graduate school, or got a better job.  It reminds them that their guy would dump their worthless nagging asses in a heartbeat!

The actions of Tiger’s wife show guys what women are really after…………money.  Plain and simple, when the initial lust of the relationship wears off, its all about money.  All the talk about independent women is just a bunch of bullshit.  They’re only independent if they’re getting money from a man.

Tiger’s real mistake was getting married and having kids.  All that did was secure the transfer of assets from him to his aging trophy wife.

There is absolutely no benefit to a man to get married.

You are now free to bang the sky cunts about the cabin.

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Tale of Two Evaluations

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 13, 2009

This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers.

I’ve had something that’s been bugging the shit out of me for a couple days.  Sometimes on my job I am privy to information that just plain pisses me off!

Take two employees in the same section, one male, one female and they have the same job function.  The male missed 10 days during the year due to an accident that was not his fault.  The female was out for more than three months for a pregnancy.  This particular female was also out for the same amount of time last year for the same reason.

The male employee documented work product is well above the prescribed standards, yet because he was out for more than the “allotted” amount of sick time, his supervisor was forced to give him a review of simply “meets expectations”.  The gentleman understands that there are rules and does not have a problem with his lowered evaluation, as he put it “those are the breaks”.

What he does have a problem with is that the female employee was NOT held accountable for her time away even though her situation was a result of her own actions.  Keep in mind that this gentleman and others in her area had to take on extra work as a result of her being gone for those three months. However because of the Family Leave Act, the supervisor was not allowed to take her lack of attendance into consideration.  If he did, he would open himself and the company up to legal action.  Her documented work product barely meets the standards and she also got an evaluation of “meets expectations”.

God Bless America!  Because we’re fucked and we need some kind of divine intervention to clean up this clusterfuck.

So lets review, a woman can do just enough to get by, take a quarter of the year off and still get just as good of an evaluation as the person who had to pick up her slack when she was out of the office……….nice………really fucking nice.

Typical American entitlement whore, she craps out kids at her discretion (or lack of), and the rest of us have to pitch in!  Yes, to sweeten the pot this bitch also gets government assistance, isn’t that fucking nice.  Maybe if she rode the time clock like she rode a dick, she wouldn’t need government assistance.

But hell, what does she care, she’s not paying for it.  She doesn’t even have to show up for work!  Now she can schedule doctor appointments during the day for her little drape apes to give her yet another reason to skate out on the job.  UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

Thanks for listening fuckers.

You are now free to punch a baby.

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Hey bitch, I want an abortion………from you!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on December 8, 2009

This is your Captain speaking……………….welcome aboard fuckers.

Isn’t it convenient how women like to brag about how they don’t need a man, especially when it comes to the raising of a child (although they sure do need the man’s money). We often hear about a woman’s right to choose.  A woman can get an abortion without consulting the father, even if she is married to the father.  Parental fraud is perfectly in this country and if a woman sabotages the condoms or “forgets” to take her pill or switch her patch, or just plain lies……….it’s all perfectly legal and considered to be a woman’s “right”.  Now I am not anti-abortion, I am very pro-abortion!  Hell, I say find a random pregnant chick and talk her into one!

So since Miss Independent can choose to get pregnant and keep or (not keep the baby) against a man’s wishes, then the man should have the option to an abortion of his own.  He should be able to “abort” all rights and obligations to the child and the bitch that is trying to get her paws into his wallet.

Some would say that this unfairly shifts responsibility to the woman, but yet women have no problem with this responsibility during a divorce and she can use the children to hurt the man both emotionally and financially.  Women fight for custody so that she can hold control of the children over the man.  So I say give her this responsibility right off the start…… conception.  After all, they choose who gets them pregnant, the reason you hear about so many deadbeat dads is because women keep spreading their legs for deadbeats.

If the woman knew that she couldn’t trap a man or his wallet then I bet there would be less “forgetting” to take the birth control pills. I also would bet that there would be a lot less allergies to latex and suddenly women would magically make use of the 11 forms of birth control that’s available to them.

Take the financial incentive out of these bitches cranking out kids, it’d probably even help the crime rate since most of the gang-bangers and car-jackers are products of single mothers.  Its a win-win situation.

At the very least, there should not be a limitation on the time allowed to take a paternity test, in many states a husband is responsible for whatever flies out of his wife’s hole.  A man could come home to find her riding the pool boy and then she poops out the kid from the pool boy and divorce the husband.  Then to top it off she can divorce the hubby, move in with the pool boy and the now ex-husband would have to pay her child support for 18 years for a kid that isn’t his and the courts don’t give a damn.  Hell, if they were married long enough, he’d also have to pay the bitch alimony too.  How’s that for justice?

Give the men the same choice that the women have, after all ladies…….don’t you want to be equal?

You’re now free to play pocket pool about the cabin.

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