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Thank you John

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on February 24, 2010

This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.

This will be off topic, but it’s important to me.  A friend of mine was buried yesterday.  He was killed by a suicide bomber in Afghanistan.  He was only 24.   He died a hero, but he left us way too soon.  Thank you John.  If there is a Heaven, and if I can somehow sneak in, I look forward to seeing you on the other side my friend.  You are not forgotten.

Thank you for your sacrifice so that the rest of us can live free.

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Behind every good man………………..

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on May 15, 2009

is a toilet.

Ok, ok, is a woman. Let’s run with that for a minute since women love to take credit for everything. Even when a guy is single, they say “he had his mother”. Ok, I’ll say that every Fortune 500 ceo has a woman behind him……… does every one of the over 2,000,000 prison inmates. Good job ladies.

Two million inmates, all with a woman behind them. That tells me that the 500 ceo’s were lucky. Obviously having a woman in your corner is not a lucky rabbits foot. Chances are you’ll become an inmate before you nail down a CEO position.

Of course, women’s groups leave that statistic out, how convenient. Being a mother is a biological function that requires no intelligence what so ever. In fact the woman does not even have to be awake to conceive a child. All the bitch has to do is lay there, which is what most married women do….just lay there until the guy gets tired of it, then she takes half his assets.

So much for being equal.

Fucking worthless cunts.

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