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Knocking Up Some Skank Is NOT a Legacy

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on November 11, 2017


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This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!!

So back when I was struggling to stay ahead of the minimum wage, I’d hear a lot of bullshit ways of thinking. One of the worst was thinking that a guy needed to leave a legacy and by legacy they meant knocking some bitch up to have your kids. So this one goes out to my former warehouse and other low paid coworkers with shit jobs.

You’ve heard the bullshit reasoning behind this, continuing your family name and all that horseshit. That’s what it is, horseshit. What exactly are you continuing if you don’t have a pot to piss? Are you proud of your welfare heritage? Gotta keep that line for government cheese going? Supporting Section 8?

Legacy is when a hospital wing is named after you because you donated the money to build it. Legacy is a foundation you started to fund someone’s education. Legacy is NOT you being irresponsible and blowing a load in some hoodrat or trailer park queen and having her shit out another liability to society.

Legacy is the word guys who fucked up by knocking some bitch up use to try and make it seem like they were doing their duty to society. Well if you’re poor, you’re not doing a duty to anyone except people who love it when more and more dumbasses are dependent on the fucking government. You just created another person who will either suck off the government’s tit or end up in the prison system.  Way to go champ, you’re really leaving something behind.

This dumbass concept of false legacy is one of the major reasons the poor stays poor. For some reason poor people thinks it’s a good idea to create more people.

Fucking dumb!

You’re now free to actually do something to be remembered by.

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And They Wonder Why……

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 27, 2014


 

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This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!!!

It’s back to school time again folks, or as welfare moms call it…..Vacation.

It’s also back to all the little ladies at the office wanting the company they work for to bend and twist around so that their job doesn’t interfere with them having it all and being a mother to their womb turds and future government dependents.

I mean what bullshit it would be if the poor fragile women had to work a regular schedule like men do!!!  That would be awful if women were expected to actually contribute to the bottom line! How sexist!!!

So the little misses come in late and leave early and then come appraisal time they expect the same raise or even more as everyone else who actually fucking showed up for work.

Newsflash girls, you can’t have it all.  Just like men you have to decide if you want to play house or have a career, you can’t do both.   If you choose to shit out kids then don’t bitch when you are passed up at work by people who are better at their job in part because they have actually put some time in on the damn fuck job.

The glass ceiling is a goddamn lie, it’s not some fabled ceiling that holds women back, it’s the fucking holes they dig themselves into.  Getting worthless degrees in college and running up a shitfuckton of debt.  Having kids with convicts and other losers who can’t even support themselves.  Having kids with guys who just want to fuck and have zero interest in parenting.  Trying to trap a guy by “forgetting” your birth control.  All this is shit you guys control.  There isn’t some group of guys wringing their hands worrying about some broad wanting to get into the boardroom. 

Do you wage gap morons even have a fucking clue how hard it is to find people qualified to sit in the boardroom!!!  Of course you don’t, it’s much easier to sit and bitch about other’s success than it is to roll up your sleeves and make your own success happen.  Show me a person who hates rich business people and I’ll show you a lazy fuck.

You think it’s luck that makes you wealthy? No dumbtits, it’s work, it’s doing shit 99% of people won’t fucking damn do.  You bitch about a glass ceiling yet you don’t even work hard enough to merit getting out of the fucking basement!

Women are the reason there aren’t more women at the top.  Women are their own worst enemies.

You’re now free to piss on the ceiling.

 

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Pay For Your Own Dreams…..Cunt!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on April 4, 2013


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This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the other day I’m eating my lunch and at the table next to me is a group of 3 broads and one guy.  The broads are talking about one of their cunt friends who only makes minimum wage but wants a baby.  They were talking about what a GREAT idea this was.

Well the dude spoke up and asked how could someone support a baby on minimum wage because he was having a hard time just supporting himself on more than minimum wage.

Without batting an eye one of the fat pigs said that she wouldn’t have to worry because there were all kinds of government programs to help her loser breeder friend.  In other words, you and I have to pick up the fucking tab.

Talk about a sense if fucking entitlement!  The idea of actually working to achieve something just doesn’t cross these cunts pea-brained minds!  They expect someone else to foot the bill.

Of course their entitlement doesn’t stop there, once they shit out 2 or 3 welfare babies from 2 or 3 different guys…..that’s when they want to settle down with a nice guy.  That’s when YOU to pay the bill for their bastard womb turds and their big fat lazy asses!

It’s no wonder more and more men are opting for foreign women.  American women are nothing but a shit sandwich with extra shit!

Pay for your dreams of being lazy and crapping out kids?  Fuck you cunt, pay for it yourself!!!!

You’re now free to piss in a single mother’s face.

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Poverty Better than Abortion?

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on August 24, 2010


This is your Captain speaking…………….welcome aboard fuckers!

I am amazed sometimes, I truly am.  Some of the conversations I have with women both amaze and frustrate me.  However the conversations I’m having are not occurring in a vacuum.  The effects of what I’m talking about can be seen in our society.  It can be seen in our so-called “working poor”

The news channels love the working poor, especially around election time.  They parade family after family of people talking about how they can’t make ends meet.  That they need help from the rest of us.

Now I do give to charity, but I can’t help to wonder if it’s ever dawned on any of these people that the fact that they keep shitting out little rug-rats is a major factor, often the major factor in their poverty!!  Newsflash fuckwad, if you’re poor before you have a kid, the shit will be worse after!!!!

Or the poor single mother stories about how Sally had to drop out of college because she got knocked up by her loser boyfriend.  Amazing how these women can smoke, drink and bang all throughout high school and college yet the moment they get knocked up they suddenly latch on to some moral compass that doesn’t allow them to get an abortion.


I know women who have been in that situation and guess what?  The ones who had the abortion are doing pretty goddamn good for themselves.  The ones who didn’t, well the typical story is that the guy who knocked them up left them.  Of course they didn’t finish school so now they have a dead-end job.  Now with the extra kid baggage they are not able to attract as high quality of a man as they could have before so they raise their child in poverty conditions living off Section 8 housing, food stamps, and other forms of public assistance.  To her abortion is wrong, but bringing a child up in shitty conditions without a father is perfectly ok.

Well you know what missy, you can take that bullshit moral compass of yours and shove it up your twat.  Maybe it’ll act like a diaphragm so that you won’t bring any more future gang members and car-jackers into this world.

Ladies your logic is fucked!

You are now free to drink a 40.

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