This is your Captain Speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers.
Well our progressive AI engineers over at CrapGPT have another list filled with the latest stupidity the feminist world has to offer. I started with asking for 10 reasons a guy should date a feminist. As you can guess, the program went right to work and spit out 10 bullshit reasons, no lag, no wait, just shit them right out.
Then for the hell of it, I asked if there might be any reasons a guy would NOT want to date a feminist. This time I thought the tool had froze. I was expecting it to just return an error. It finally started typing out a response……..REALLY SLOW!! The servers must have been smoking, this thing was trying like hell to crank out something it’s feminist overlords would approve of. It eventually shit out the 5 reasons below……..
Misunderstandings: Some guys may have misunderstandings or misconceptions about feminism, and may not want to date someone who identifies as a feminist because they believe that it means they hate men or are overly militant.
Wow……..I wonder where we get that idea from? I guess it’s just one big misunderstanding on men’s part. Surely we pulled this one out of our ass.
Different values: Some guys may have different values or beliefs than a feminist partner, which can lead to conflict or tension in the relationship.
Yes some men believe we should act like men and women should be feminine. Some of us more radical guys also don’t like our kids mixing with drag queens or that there really differences between males and females.
Different priorities: If a guy doesn’t prioritize gender equality or social justice in his own life, he may not be interested in dating someone who does.
Who in their right mind has social justice as a priority in their life? Social justice is just word salad that means too lazy to do actual work and make actual changes in the real world. These are people who think using a hashtag on a Twitter post is actually doing something.
Fear of losing power or privilege: Some guys may feel threatened by the idea of gender equality and may fear losing power or privilege in a relationship with a feminist partner.
So fucking Skynet here is supposed to be the most advanced language driven thing since sliced bread. Yet just look at recycled and tired lines that don’t actually say a damn thing. What privilege does a guy have? It’s the woman who has the privilege of knowing she can call the cops and when they get there, it’s the guy who is spending the night in jail. She doesn’t even have to worry about getting in trouble for lying. Talk about privilege!
Internalized sexism: Some guys may hold internalized sexist beliefs, which can lead them to view women who are outspoken or assertive as “bossy” or “difficult”.
How about some guys don’t want to come home to a “bossy” or “difficult” woman because it’s a miserable way to fucking live!!!!! Also these broads are never difficult about shit that matters. You’ll never meet a woman with a strong opinion which dividend stock to add to your portfolio but you’ll damn sure find plenty to bitch about where you take your shoes off or which towel you dry your fucking hands on. Imagine working on an oil rig and coming home to some bitch telling you that you put your shoes in the wrong place when you took them off!!!
This shit is being woven into tomorrow’s technology. Which is nothing new, sitcoms have been making fun of men for decades now and the old movies and shows with masculine men are pretty much done with.
It’s only a matter of time before some politician decides to solve the teacher shortage with AI tools like this. The perfect progressive teacher. One who can literally rewrite anything that doesn’t fit the narrative of the day. Or right out of school, welcome to your entry level job, you now report to a computer who will make sure you color within the lines here a FU Corp.
What the hell is up fuckers! I’ve been lurking around on youtube, just commenting. No vids as of yet but it’s been fun commenting.
So I’m sure most of you have heard of ChatGPT, aka “Skynet”. Anywhore, it’s actually got some legit uses for things like help with debugging code. However, I decided to have it help with some content. Keep in mind guys, these programs might be advanced but they will still have the bias of the people who made them. This post is probably the first of many where I explore how the feminist narrative has infected even AI. I started by asking Skynet to give me ten reasons a childless man should date a single mother. So grab your poison and let’s tear Skynet a new ass. I’ll post below the “article” it gave me with my drunken commentary.
Here are 10 reasons why single childless men should consider dating single mothers:
They are independent: Single mothers have to juggle various responsibilities such as raising their children, working, and managing the household. As a result, they have learned to be independent and self-sufficient, which can be attractive qualities in a partner.
Independent? Yeah sure if you don’t count the shit-ton of govt assistance they get, along with child support and huge tax refunds just because they shit out a kid. Ok Skynet, you’re off to a blazing fucking start here.
They are nurturing: Single mothers have experience in nurturing and caring for children, which can translate into being caring and nurturing partners as well. They have also learned how to be patient and understanding, which are qualities that can be appreciated in a relationship.
If they are so fucking patient then why can’t most of them be patient and marry before they carry?
They are responsible: Single mothers have to be responsible for the well-being of their children, which can translate into being responsible and reliable partners as well. They know how to prioritize and make decisions that are in the best interest of their family.
RESPONSIBLE?!?!?!?!!! Are you fucking shitting me Skynet? A woman who has unprotected sex and craps out a kid out of wedlock is responsible? And what in the blue fuck is that last line about…….best interest of their family? Most divorces are filed by women, is that in the best interest of the family? Holy fuck, I should have only asked for 5 reasons, I may blow a gasket by the time we get to number ten.
They are mature: Single mothers have gone through the experience of raising a child, which can often result in them being more mature than their childless counterparts. They have had to deal with challenges and overcome obstacles, which can give them a unique perspective on life.
Mature? Having a kid out of wedlock or divorcing the child’s father is mature? Notice how this “reason” is a slight towards guys who have made good decisions and haven’t just gone around reproducing with anyone willing.
They are loyal: Single mothers are often fiercely loyal to their children and their families, which can translate into being loyal and committed partners as well. They understand the value of relationships and the importance of sticking together through thick and thin.
Over 3/4 of divorces are filed by women and this fucking fembot wants to say they’re loyal????
They are good listeners: Single mothers often have to be good listeners in order to understand the needs and concerns of their children. This can translate into being good listeners in a relationship as well, which is an important quality for any partner.
No they are not good listeners because if you talk to any single mom long enough she’ll tell you about how there were people in her life who tried to tell her not to get with the guy that smashed, dashed, and left her with a kid(s). Yet, Miss Independent ignored that advice.
They are adaptable: Single mothers have had to adapt to various changes and challenges in their lives, which can make them adaptable and flexible partners. They understand the importance of being able to adjust to new situations and circumstances.
They are adaptable as long as there is some kind of govt assistance to help them along.
They are financially responsible: Single mothers often have to manage their finances carefully in order to provide for their children. This can translate into being financially responsible partners as well. They understand the importance of budgeting and saving for the future.
What the actual fucking fuck! Financially responsible? A lot of single moms have to trade sex for getting the light bill paid. If they are so good with money, then how come so many of them qualify for Section 8?
They are empathetic: Single mothers have had to deal with their own share of challenges and difficulties, which can make them empathetic partners. They understand what it’s like to struggle and can provide emotional support and understanding when needed.
Most women, especially younger ones, cannot see past their own nose. This is a scientific fact proven by NASA.
They are great communicators: Single mothers often have to communicate effectively with their children, which can translate into being great communicators in a relationship as well. They understand the importance of clear and honest communication, which can be a valuable asset in any relationship.
Translation: They are good liars.
In conclusion, single mothers can make great partners for single childless men for a variety of reasons. They are independent, nurturing, responsible, mature, loyal, good listeners, adaptable, financially responsible, empathetic, and great communicators. If you’re a single childless man looking for a partner, don’t overlook the possibility of dating a single mother.
In conclusion, ChatGPS aka Skynet doesn’t know what the fuck it’s talking about. Now I did ask for a counterpoint argument and much to my surprise it actually gave me 10 reasons but…………it was still slanted towards the single mother. Big surprise. Anywhore, I’ll be hitting up Skynet with more questions until it either bans me or starts WWIII.
You are now free to drink about the cabin and avoid baby mamas.
This is your Captain speaking………..welcome aboard fuckers!
So grab your poison of choice and join me as we look at shit I see on my FaceFuckBook page. You probably see this fuckery on your social media as well. And here we go!!!!!
Some of my “friends” online are simply people I knew back in high school and wouldn’t finger fuck them if I ran into them at a brothel. Nor would I recognize them. However some of these fucks provide a ton of laughs. One of these fuck cunts is a younger sister of a buddy of mine, a chick who has never been married but has managed to shit out two government subsidized womb turds from two different guys.
You know someone like her, all the posts about her kids and how they are “her world”. Constantly patting herself on the back for what a great mom she is! Except…..something is missing. Oh yeah, the dads. Of course there are endless posts about how both dads are complete pieces of shit.
I’ll give her one thing, she’s right with everything she says about the dads. They are losers, they are pieces of shit. However……..it was obvious they were a POS the day she met them. These guys weren’t running some bait and switch operation.
Baby Daddy #1
Multiple convictions. Most law enforcement depts now have a jail search feature including the one where Supermom lives. A simple search the day she met him would have brought up multiple pages of mugshots and past charges. But…….we all know Supermom’s kryptonite is FACTS. So no interest there. Even though she later admitted they met the night after he got out of jail she must have known he was a keeper and hence no birth control.
Baby Daddy #2
Ok fuckers. There’s about 6 years between dad 1 and 2. So Supermom had been posting online about what a great mom she was and what a POS dad 1 was. Then enter bady daddy number two. Now after basically finding her first kid’s father off the show Cops, our hero Supermom has learned her lesson right? After all, Supermom worked in the medical field and was surrounded by doctors. Surely she found a decent guy now that she “knows better”, right????
WRONG!!!! Baby daddy #2 was/is a convicted sex offender. Let me rephrase that, he’s a pedophile!! Yes you read that right. Not just charged or accused, but look the fucker up on a watch site convicted pedophile. That’s the guy that Ms I Work In the Medical Field decided to let raw dog her. And the punchline is the kid diddler actually left her! She was wanting to get married!!!!!!!
But guys, that’s all in the past right? Now she’s Supermom and her kids come first. Now granted she wasn’t giving two shits about her future kids before they were born, I mean who does that? What kind of woman actually thinks about what kind of father and role model she wants for her kids????? Certainly not today’s modern empowered woman! Damn sure not Supermom!
Today Supermom is closing in on 40 but I wouldn’t be surprised if she squeezed out a retard before her last egg completely turns to dust. Her first kid is borderline special needs and she had it when she was younger, so I’m sure those eggs have a lot more cracks in them now.
But hey, listen to her now and she is ALL about her kids!! She’ll let you know that her kids and her are a package deal buddy!!!!! A rotting, leaking, smoldering shitfire of a package…….but a package. Give her a minute of your time and she’ll gladly bend your ear about how bad her exes are (that she picked) and what a saint she is.
After all, when you need to raise the next generation of prison inmates who do you call?????
This is your Captain speaking…….welcome aboard fuckers!!!
It’s back to school time again folks, or as welfare moms call it…..Vacation.
It’s also back to all the little ladies at the office wanting the company they work for to bend and twist around so that their job doesn’t interfere with them having it all and being a mother to their womb turds and future government dependents.
I mean what bullshit it would be if the poor fragile women had to work a regular schedule like men do!!! That would be awful if women were expected to actually contribute to the bottom line! How sexist!!!
So the little misses come in late and leave early and then come appraisal time they expect the same raise or even more as everyone else who actually fucking showed up for work.
Newsflash girls, you can’t have it all. Just like men you have to decide if you want to play house or have a career, you can’t do both. If you choose to shit out kids then don’t bitch when you are passed up at work by people who are better at their job in part because they have actually put some time in on the damn fuck job.
The glass ceiling is a goddamn lie, it’s not some fabled ceiling that holds women back, it’s the fucking holes they dig themselves into. Getting worthless degrees in college and running up a shitfuckton of debt. Having kids with convicts and other losers who can’t even support themselves. Having kids with guys who just want to fuck and have zero interest in parenting. Trying to trap a guy by “forgetting” your birth control. All this is shit you guys control. There isn’t some group of guys wringing their hands worrying about some broad wanting to get into the boardroom.
Do you wage gap morons even have a fucking clue how hard it is to find people qualified to sit in the boardroom!!! Of course you don’t, it’s much easier to sit and bitch about other’s success than it is to roll up your sleeves and make your own success happen. Show me a person who hates rich business people and I’ll show you a lazy fuck.
You think it’s luck that makes you wealthy? No dumbtits, it’s work, it’s doing shit 99% of people won’t fucking damn do. You bitch about a glass ceiling yet you don’t even work hard enough to merit getting out of the fucking basement!
Women are the reason there aren’t more women at the top. Women are their own worst enemies.
This is your Captain speaking……welcome aboard fuckers!!!
Last time I got hammered I wrote down some advice for my three female readers. Well here I am again with one more golden nugget for the girls. I’m filling in the blanks for the broads out there, so listen up!
If you live long enough you’re bound to hear broad talking about her failing relationship and how she “worked” to make things better. One often touted method of “working” on things doesn’t actually involve any work at all. I’m talking about lingerie. Women talk about how they dress sexy for their husband without any regard how they’ve let themselves go.
What you ladies need to understand is while men like a woman in lingerie, it needs to be said….since most of you are obviously slow…..we like HOT women in lingerie. Check out the picture above, most me have some version of what we consider hot and that’s what we picture.
So what happens when you squeeze your ass into something you just picked up off the clearance rack at Adam and Eve??? Well a couple things, first off it’s a stark reminder of how far you’ve let yourself go from the time we first met you. So if you’re confused as to why your husband used to love you in something skimpy and now he vomits at the mere site of you, that’s why. You just reminded him of how you ran the old bait-n-switch on him.
Here’s the other scenario that happens, you were never hot to begin with yet you are under some notion that your guy thinks you’re beautiful when the truth is your guy dropped out of high school and is a loser with few choices. So you wear you’re little lace outfit but instead of looking like one of the hot chicks on Instagram you look like someone tried to strangle a giant squid with a garden hose. Good job there Sally, you just basically rubbed your man’s nose in shit, as if he didn’t already know you’re ugly (hence the fact he has to be either high or drunk or both to fuck ya) now you just reminded him of that fact in bold, loud, living color.
So for those of you who want to actually work on your relationship, why not try doing the shit you did to trick him in to marrying you in the first place, like looking hot and blow jobs.
This is your Captain speaking……welcome aboard fuckers!!!
Well fuck, it’s that time of year again isn’t it? It’s that magical time when our wonderful government hands out millions of dollars in free money to those who neither earned it or deserve it. Yep, it’s tax time bitches!!!
The single mothers sure love this time of year don’t they? Then to top it off, I was listening to Tom Leykis the other day and he was talking about how the Terminator’s ex-wife did some piece about poor women. After a brief Google search I found several “news” sites that were pimping this shit and passing it off as journalism. One piece even had a picture of some 23yr old broad who was a single mother of two and worked as a waitress. Poor Ms Waitress was struggling to pay her bills, isn’t that sad? Of course the article said that the government (us) should bail bitches like this out. Because it was clearly fate that made her poor and not her shitty decisions.
Well what the fuck, we do bail their dumbasses out, every fucking year!!! You’ve overheard these bitches brag about the thousands of dollars they get back, far more than most of them paid in if they paid any in at all. You’ll see these bitches living it up at, shopping at Target instead of Walmart, eating at fine dining establishments such as Red Lobster and Golden Corral. If you work with any of these slackers you’ll notice absences sharply increase this time of year.
Then by May you’ll hear these same women talking about how broke they are or their piece of shit car broke down and they can’t afford to get it fixed. We need to stop throwing money at stupid people. They are poor because they want to be, they are poor because they never planned or worked to be anything else! These are the same fucks who will go to that tax service whose name rhymes with……cock…….and pay extra money to get a refund anticipation loan. I mean what the hell, it’s not their money, they don’t give a shit if they have to pay out the ass interest charges, these bitches don’t even know what interest is!!!
We need to end this bullshit about kids being expensive, so are yachts but you don’t see the government helping me buy one of them! I have to actually budget and work for shit I want, people who just want to shit out kids should have to do the same thing.
And don’t give me this kids are our future shit or that it’s the kids of today that will be my nurse or doctor when I’m old. First off, the kids of today can’t even move out of the fucking house and live on their own. You think these lazy fucks are going to stay in college long enough to become a fucking doctor?
A kid has better odds of wearing an orange jumpsuit at the local jail than he or she does of being president of a major company, a congressman or any of that other happy horseshit people like to spout off about when they’re talking about kids being our fucking future. These future saviors can’t even carry on a conversation with another human face to face because they’ve spent their lives in their rooms jacking off to Justin Boober and One Erection. So don’t tell me how your stupid fucking kids are the future of this country, at best your kids will have the same shitty as you do that is of course if you can ever get them out of the fucking house!
What’s up fuckers! Every once in a while I sober up just long enough to read a couple emails. Today I found this one from a vet, which I’d like to thank him and all our our service members for their duty.
It’s a well written letter, make you think. Now here it is…
“Why I don’t support men’s rights groups: On my first deployment I was pulling guard duty with this SGT in his 40s, I was about 19 at the time. All he did was stare at the wall and dip. Sitting there staring at the wall and dipping tobacco. I could never understand at 19 why he was so shut down emotionally. So I asked him why. He replied with an answer I’d never forget: I figured out the meaning of life he said, "I’m normal and everyone else is fucked up in the head". Those were his exact words.
Now I’m 25 going on 26. After being burned by women and no longer being a nice guy to them I learned how to stand up for myself and not let myself be walked all over, or even worse avoid them all together which saves me the effort and possible embarrassment of an argument in public, but at the same time teaches them that anything they say is OK simply because they are a woman. Sometimes as I fall asleep at night I think about who I really am and I notice that I’m less trusting of women and don’t want to ever get married. Why would I when most of my adult friends got screwed over one way or another. Out of ALL the people I know, I know only ONE yes ONE man has full custody of ONE of his 3 children. And that’s only because the mom was in jail for drugs right before the divorce and judge kinda had to rule his way.
So back to contemplating about my Inner self. It’s incredibly difficult to turn on TV and see in EVERY sitcom of how the man is always portrayed as a dumb useless irresponsible person who only thinks about football and beer. And of course the women on TV are always right, smart and entitled to absolutely everything they want. That kinda stuff is boring to watch so I flip the channel every time I see something like that. But who would I talk to about it? My circle of friends is gone because I recently moved to a different city. I can’t just walk into a bar, come up to a stranger and start talking about real shit like this. I have to carry on a rather boring superficial conversation about food or cars.
So I went online and found your site. Witch kinda reinforced the concepts that are already in my head: women use men and men let that happen because most of them are pussies themselves. That is until they get burned enough and become heartless bachelors, or even worse: submit to society, get married and forever get used as a slave by their wife who would divorce and take everything she can get her hands on if the man doesn’t act right. And if a man has a dispute with a woman the man is guilty until proven innocent. Proving yourself innocent is a very expensive process in court these days. This whole system is messed up and for some reason people are scared to talk about it publically. Only words exchanged are online in anonymous forums. I tried talking about this shit in public places with people I know. Most of them are frankly not intelligent enough to understand my points or they just don’t care about it because they are too stupid to realize just how much they would really get fucked in a divorce court or even in a dispute that winds up in front of a judge. And those who understand are too scared to come out of the closet.
There’s a whole list of things that are wrong with society today. And no, the problem isn’t liberals, republicans, gun collectors or anti-abortion groups. The real problem is that we live in a world where the society worships Kim Kardashian and a lot of women want to act like her. The problem is that men empower wrongdoing done by women by not standing up for themselves. And those men that do stand up for themselves don’t get labeled by the media as the "good guy". To be honest, men do a lot of shit wrong too but that kind of behavior doesn’t last because of courts and social exile that any woman can impose on any guy that tells her something she doesn’t want to hear.
So why don’t we males organize ourselves into political power? Well two reasons in my opinion: first of all there’s too much political correctness these days and the first politician to mention "men’s rights" is going to be committing a "public political suicide". Second and most important reason is that men want to fuck most the women while women want only 10% of the top preforming males. So the top 10% of men get 100% of the hot chicks. Notice no women are ever homeless by the way unless they’re old or fat. I’ve seen plenty 20 year old guys in down town Chicago asking for change, not a single 20 year old chick ever asked me for a nickel. So as a man I have a choice to compete with the rest and be a successful bachelor or settle for less and become a slave to my future wife. Either way I won’t be in an organized movement for "men’s rights". I will either get it my way and make money and travel the world enjoying life in every country or I will get enslaved by marriage and the court system. So either way I won’t be an activist.
On my last night out in Austin, I tried coming up to multiple hot random chicks and talking about serious shit like this. I didn’t get any good results at all. So what does that teach me? Play a game or be played but there is no changing it. Worst of all I’m beginning to think that the hotter a woman is the more entitled she feels. A gross stereotype maybe but prove me wrong. So as I go out pondering the streets looking for a one night stand I’m beginning to realize that I also know the meaning of life: I’m normal and everyone else is fucked up in the head.”
See, I told you that shit was good. So many great points in one email!!!
I’m of the mind that if this gentleman enjoys his life the way HE wants to enjoy it, that sends a far greater message than any political action group could ever do. So my good man, I am raising my glass to you where ever you might be, I hope that you are making your own way and enjoying your life to the fullest. Cheers.
This is your Captain speaking, sorry about that landing in San Fran, but……….Welcome aboard fuckers!!!!!!!
Ok, you probably never expected me to support any kind of marriage but hear me out fuckers. Some of you probably already know my angle on this so here we go!!!!!!!
Listen, our family court system is FUCKED!!! We all know that, if you’re a man you might as well lube up your ass and grab your ankles because you will get royally screwed in court by your ex, the lawyers, the whole fucking system!!!
As we’ve talked about here and other people have brought up in other venues, the only time they change a law that’s unfair to men is when it affects the little women too. Just look at the case in Florida where the governor vetoed a bill that would have eliminated lifetime alimony. I mean we can’t have that now can we? What would the poor little gold-digging whores do?
So what we need guys is more bitches thrown on our side of the fence. What we need is a nice pretty young thing to get with some manly looking broad and the two divorce. It would be even better if they adopted a kid too, that way the manly bitch could get ass raped just like any man.
Things aren’t going to change until women start to feel the pain too, then it will suddenly become a national priority, there will be pages of editorials of how the system is broken and unfair.
I personally don’t give two shits who you’re fucking, this isn’t about gay, straight or sheep lovers. The marriage failure rate for gay people will be just as shitty as it is for the rest of us. So hang on to your butt plugs and rubber fists gay people because this is one ride that won’t make you explode with pleasure. You have just boarded the Shit Town Express!!!!
I’ve tried to warn the LGBT community that marriage was a shitty deal, but you fucks refuse to listen, so now I want you to get exactly what you’re asking for, because that’s the only way men will get what I’m asking for. The system is broken people, take off your Elton John rose colored glasses and try to see what the fuck I’m saying. Read the comments on this blog and others like it. You don’t want this.
However, since the gay community seems to think they know more than the rest of us, fuck em. I look forward to the day when some crying cunt in on the Today show talking about how her ex-wife took her for everything she owned. Welcome to our world cunt.
What’s up fuckers, I found this over at ScareCrow’s site. An awesome vid about feminism. Well worth the time to check out and while you’re at it check out Marc’s site. I’ve been listening to the radio archive section where you can hear some recent interviews about NO-mance Day, or as it should be called……Marc Rudov Day!
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